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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S08E08)

"- Well, that's not very Casper-y. - Poovey!"
Archer (2009)
"that we're standing in a cranberry bog of blood!"
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"why I'm not rolling around in a million dollars"
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"- (gags) - Palm."
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"(gasps) Not unlike Frankenstein's monster!"
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"- Well, then, who were they? - I don't know!"
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"- I'm not an obvious prostitute! - She's a T-man, ya dummy."
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"FIGGIS: Poovey, if you don't shut up..."
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"It's not too late to turn back."
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"Can obvious prostitutes do that?"
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"But whoever they were, betcha they're pissed."
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"So, uh, what are we doing?"
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"So, what's wrong with this thing?"
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"I mean, presumably."
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"I'm sorry. All I'm hearing is "gurnk.""
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"(wheezy coughing)"
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"Actually, probably less..."
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"Yeah, you don't need me."
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"Do... Do you think it's Trexler's?"
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"I thought I was talking to a tramp or a dog, or..."
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"Cops took it."
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"Wha... How?"
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"(quietly): Something's not right, you idiot."
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"- Well, that, for one thing. - Let's go, toots. I got places to be."
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"Jesus Christ!"
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"We're commandeering this vehicle."
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"- (crunching) - Or three."
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"- Ooh, gimme. - Shh!"
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"- Uh-uh. - Palm reader!"
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"but I almost kind of hope there's a werewolf."
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"(muffled yelling, gagging)"
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"(gasps) I just adore parlor games."
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"(thud)"
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"and not the monster."
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"White? Divorced? Cop?"
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"Got grass and goddamn dirt up my crack."
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"(frustrated, muffled yelling, gagging)"
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"So, no, I work in the Intelligence Unit"
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"It is absolutely not."
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"- Ya sure? - So very."
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"(inhales, exhales deeply)"
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"When a person evacuates,"
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"Eh, I try not to judge people."
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"- (squealing laughter) - (muffled gagging)"
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"- I mean, basically you got... - (distant running footsteps)"
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"because I'm gonna shoot you in the... genitals!"
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"- Whatever fluffs your feathers. - Please let me finish."
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"I'm commandeering this vehicle."
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"- Or was I? - TREXLER: Help!"
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"It came from this way. Come on."
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"Oh, wait a minute. Why would the door be open?"
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"Same with an egg. Ya crack it in, it cooks on the way to the hole."
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"And both of you wait here."
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"(sighs) Okay. Trinette, come with me. You stay here."
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"Is that why your hands are so big?"
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"No "Sorry I shoved you out of a moving frickin' car"?"
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"- Kind of. - Can we..."
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"- (muffled): Uh-huh. - Good. Because you have mine."
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"what that idiot's scribbling over there,"
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"- (muffled gag) - (gasps) Palm reader!"
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"- (raspy voice): Yes. - Well, isn't that convenient?"
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"So I chased them, but then Figgis shot out my tire, and..."
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"- (inhales sharply) Goddamn it. - Jiang Poovey."
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"Okay. A, the free clinic's not even open till 9:00..."
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"So, what are you, like, in the FBI?"
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"- Oh, now who's a racist? - Oh, for the..."
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"Aw, come on. Don't say that."
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"- "Ma'am"! - Sorry! However you self-identify!"
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"- (Zerk growls) - (screams)"
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"Don't you have a house to haunt?"
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"We'll see how funny you are hopping around on one foot."
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"Because you know how much it's gonna cost"
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"Yeah, definitely a little too smooth, because..."
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"No. Now come on."
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"(all breathing heavily)"
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"please, don't be surprised if I shoot you."
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"- Did you hear that? - Obviously."
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"(sniffing) Is that..."
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"Gonna do your armpits?"
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"Because I grew up on a farm."
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"- TREXLER: Help! - (chuckling): I... I hate to say this,"
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"When I was a little girl, we used to..."
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"(raspy voice): Cops..."
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"- And those cops you brought stole the money. - What? Those finks!"
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"- But... - No "buts!" Except yours, in that seat!"
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"(inhaling)"
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"Oh, sweet mother of Christ!"
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"(sighs) Can't have anything nice."
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"(clears throat) Mr. Vandertunt!"
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"- Lana, you wanna... - I wanna talk about the fact"
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"- Stay here. - (lighter clicks)"
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"No, yeah, you should go. Away."
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"(snickers) Oh, please! With your luck?"
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"- Fewer. - Shut up. Since Marcus Garvey died."
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