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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S08E08)

"You're (bleep) weird."
Archer (2009)
"(evil chuckling)"
Archer (2009)
"(Archer chuckling)"
Archer (2009)
"(laughs)"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, man. Never gets old."
Archer (2009)
"I may have over-smoothed."
Archer (2009)
"Hang on. Did I just open that?"
Archer (2009)
"Something smells fishy."
Archer (2009)
"kind of like cuy."
Archer (2009)
"I know. It sounds disgusting,"
Archer (2009)
"but trust me, it is utterly delicious."
Archer (2009)
"Your family tree must look like a telephone pole."
Archer (2009)
"Okay. There's Archer's car, the cops..."
Archer (2009)
"- Now sit! - Oh, all right."
Archer (2009)
"I suppose I could use this time to constantly honk the horn."
Archer (2009)
"(groans)"
Archer (2009)
"Sorry. I'm just extremely wealthy."
Archer (2009)
"(quietly): Was that rhetorical?"
Archer (2009)
"Because it could've been left open for any number of reasons."
Archer (2009)
"- (distant running footsteps) - (all gasp)"
Archer (2009)
"Do you think it was one of Trexler's goons?"
Archer (2009)
"(clicks)"
Archer (2009)
"(sighs) Before this is over,"
Archer (2009)
"- Mm-kay. - (squelching footstep)"
Archer (2009)
"What the... Holy shit!"
Archer (2009)
"(sniffing) marijuana?"
Archer (2009)
"(chuckling) Oh, come on. Give it a rest."
Archer (2009)
"how or why you did it, I don't know, and I don't care,"
Archer (2009)
"- (squelching footstep) - Oh! Son of a..."
Archer (2009)
"Huh."
Archer (2009)
"- And, follow up, why do you have a gun? - Uh..."
Archer (2009)
"- Because, you dick, she's a... - Trinette!"
Archer (2009)
"- Ooh. - Yeah, but I wasn't down there."
Archer (2009)
"- Oh, I know. - No, like down there down there."
Archer (2009)
"And the bag that contains it."
Archer (2009)
"I don't know."
Archer (2009)
"But, unfortunately,"
Archer (2009)
"all of this has to be entered into evidence..."
Archer (2009)
"- So, can we... - No, no, no, no."
Archer (2009)
"First I need to count it to make sure you didn't steal any."
Archer (2009)
"Uh, uh, citizen's arrest?"
Archer (2009)
"- Not a real thing. - You wanna bet?"
Archer (2009)
"(overlapping chatter)"
Archer (2009)
"Well, it is a full moon, so..."
Archer (2009)
"It's actually a waxing gibbous."
Archer (2009)
"Oh. Then never mind."
Archer (2009)
"- Figgis, you lead the way. Go. - (overlapping chatter)"
Archer (2009)
"Not even as a joke!"
Archer (2009)
"(Trexler sobbing)"
Archer (2009)
"(sobbing): Oh, please, help me."
Archer (2009)
"I think I would've preferred werewolf."
Archer (2009)
"What's happening, gang?"
Archer (2009)
"♪ ♪"
Archer (2009)
"And I am just dying to know"
Archer (2009)
"- MOTHER: Don't do that. - Do what?"
Archer (2009)
"Well, I actually don't have all night."
Archer (2009)
"(breathing deeply)"
Archer (2009)
"If Figgis doesn't square things with Trexler,"
Archer (2009)
"are taking the money..."
Archer (2009)
"Well, promise broken! (sobs)"
Archer (2009)
"ya limp-dick gumshoe son of a bitch!"
Archer (2009)
"obviously, I'm using the word "lady""
Archer (2009)
"in the very broadest possible sense..."
Archer (2009)
"- And two... - What the..."
Archer (2009)
"- Yeah. - Who the hell do you think you are?"
Archer (2009)
"Ohhh, shit."
Archer (2009)
"anti-Semitic, anti-Catholic racist..."
Archer (2009)
"Well, okay, fine. Um, uh... (mutters)"
Archer (2009)
"- Don't be a twat. - Fair enough."
Archer (2009)
"Although I'm not sure which is which,"
Archer (2009)
"Throw a chunk of potato or some pepper in there, cap it."
Archer (2009)
"Why do you think it's called the "potato compartment"?"
Archer (2009)
"Well, yeah, so you just piss in it."
Archer (2009)
"- I think we should split up. - What?"
Archer (2009)
"Well, you're out of luck."
Archer (2009)
"- and not "kidnapping winner." - (trapdoor opens)"
Archer (2009)
"And what is that? What do you have?"
Archer (2009)
"CECIL: So, Trinette, as a prostitute,"
Archer (2009)
"Where the story revolves around merkins,"
Archer (2009)
"(spooky voice): that only I would know!"
Archer (2009)
"- (spooky voice): And taboo! - Jesus Christ!"
Archer (2009)
"Ugh! Seriously."
Archer (2009)
"With pleasure."
Archer (2009)
"- Those... - I know! They're homophones!"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, boy, I hope so. You know, as opposed to a ghost."
Archer (2009)
"Shut up! And no!"
Archer (2009)
"(muffled): Mm-kay."
Archer (2009)
"First of all, I... Wait."
Archer (2009)
"Why do you know what burnt pubes smell like?"
Archer (2009)
"- What was that? - Hold this."
Archer (2009)
"Wh-What the hell is happening?"
Archer (2009)
"I'm not a transvestite, you idiot!"
Archer (2009)
"For the... We had sex!"
Archer (2009)
"Well, then, I guess I'll be on my way."
Archer (2009)
"FIGGIS: No. I'm protecting the ransom money."
Archer (2009)
"(chuckling) From what? All these witnesses?"
Archer (2009)
"- (chuckles) Certainly not clothes. - Stuff it, shamus."
Archer (2009)
"You'll be happy to know we recovered the ransom money."
Archer (2009)
"On what possible legal grounds?"
Archer (2009)
"- Poovey. - Huh? Oh."
Archer (2009)
"Who... Who did this to you?"
Archer (2009)
"(sobbing continues)"
Archer (2009)
"- (muffled) Uh-uh. - Mmm... palm reader?"
Archer (2009)
"so there's still a chance"
Archer (2009)
"just in case you need to smooth down the jagged edges."
Archer (2009)
"you're gonna wish I had died, because..."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah. "Oh, shit.""
Archer (2009)
"Well, besides his being a misogynistic,"
Archer (2009)
"(laughing) Doing what?"
Archer (2009)
"about Spanish omelet ingredients!"
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, that prick Archer said"
Archer (2009)
"- Go! - Yes, sir!"
Archer (2009)
"- Nothing. - (trapdoor closes)"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, and the puppy's name is Dreams!"
Archer (2009)
"- (both): Ew! - And it's a musical."
Archer (2009)
"I don't wanna sound greedy, but maybe, if I'm lucky,"
Archer (2009)
"- (squelching footstep) - What the..."
Archer (2009)
"I would have gone with Pantagruel."
Archer (2009)
"It was a gift."
Archer (2009)
"I'm also just lucky in general."
Archer (2009)
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