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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S08E08)

"Humanize yourself. I don't know"
Archer (2009)
"(muffled gagging)"
Archer (2009)
"What is this even supposed to be?"
Archer (2009)
"- CHARLOTTE: Seriously? - (muffled gag)"
Archer (2009)
"Why didn't you just write it?"
Archer (2009)
"(gasping)"
Archer (2009)
"The cops took it."
Archer (2009)
"(continues in raspy voice): No. Actually, it's extremely inconvenient, because..."
Archer (2009)
"(coughs, normal voice) Because then I have to come back here to Frankenstein's bullshit."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, and the next time you put your hands on me,"
Archer (2009)
"you better kill me."
Archer (2009)
"- Look, her brother... - Ugh!"
Archer (2009)
"and then they double-crossed him and stole the ransom."
Archer (2009)
"- Figgis? - Yeah. Him and Poovey, they..."
Archer (2009)
"Tell me this doesn't have anything to do"
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"with Trexler's missing whores."
Archer (2009)
"Okay. Although, come to think of it..."
Archer (2009)
"he's walking around dead and just doesn't know it yet."
Archer (2009)
"- Or you. - (clears throat)"
Archer (2009)
"And so, since you know where those bent coppers"
Archer (2009)
"(sighs) Okay, but before that,"
Archer (2009)
"- (gasps) I have Dexedrine. - (sighs)"
Archer (2009)
"- Gimme. - Oh, and here. You should also take the codeine,"
Archer (2009)
"(inhales sharply) Although I'm not sure which is which."
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"(sighs) I mean..."
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"- FIGGIS: Are you crazy? - POOVEY: No. Shut up."
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"Come on. Listen."
Archer (2009)
"Trexler doesn't know we have the money..."
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"So what? He knows I owe him the money!"
Archer (2009)
"Jesus, are you suicidal?"
Archer (2009)
"(chuckling) Me? Hell, no."
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"I've got tons to live for."
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"- Guong Poovey. - (Poovey sniffles, coughs)"
Archer (2009)
"- I promised I wouldn't cry. (sniffles) - Liling Poovey."
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"- (blows nose loudly) - Peng Poovey."
Archer (2009)
"Access to a firearm? Cuckold?"
Archer (2009)
"(laughing) Statistically, you're already dead."
Archer (2009)
"Well, I am if we don't take Trexler his money!"
Archer (2009)
"Trexler didn't even know the drop was happening!"
Archer (2009)
"New dress all shit-housed."
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"I swear to Christ, when I find your ass,"
Archer (2009)
"(laughs) You're what?"
Archer (2009)
"I'm a... a detective. LAPD, so..."
Archer (2009)
"Look, lady... and here,"
Archer (2009)
"I'm sorry that prick Archer shoved you out of a moving car,"
Archer (2009)
"- but I am in no mood for... - (cocks gun)"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, hardy-har-har."
Archer (2009)
"Special Agent Lana Kane."
Archer (2009)
"Um, uh, Trinette... McGoon."
Archer (2009)
"Nice to meet ya, Detective McGoon."
Archer (2009)
"- I'm, uh, not really a cop. - No shit."
Archer (2009)
"No. The FBI doesn't have any female agents."
Archer (2009)
"- but J. Edna fired her. - "J. Edna"?"
Archer (2009)
"Hoover. And trust me,"
Archer (2009)
"- history will not be kind to that man. - How come?"
Archer (2009)
"- Anti-Catholic? - ...how do you feel about cross-dressing?"
Archer (2009)
"(sighs) FBI? Literally, maybe five Negro agents."
Archer (2009)
"- What? The IRS has cops? - Yes!"
Archer (2009)
"He died in prison thanks to tertiary neurosyphilis."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, oh, the Lindbergh kidnapping. The IRS solved that."
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"ARCHER: I thought it was unfair"
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"for Mother to blame me for the drop going tits-up."
Archer (2009)
"But so far, she's done nothing. Right?"
Archer (2009)
"Man, this Dexedrine really does have an edge."
Archer (2009)
"or what I've actually been taking."
Archer (2009)
"So..."
Archer (2009)
"better take one of each."
Archer (2009)
"- Three, and that's it. Done. - (crunching)"
Archer (2009)
"(laughs) Okay, five."
Archer (2009)
"There's a bullet hole in the radiator."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, there is."
Archer (2009)
"- Eh, you got a raw potato? - Uh, no."
Archer (2009)
"- A raw egg? - No."
Archer (2009)
"(gasps) You think I got a concussion?"
Archer (2009)
"Maybe, with your crazy jibber-jabber"
Archer (2009)
"Those are just jerry-rigged ways to fix a leaky radiator."
Archer (2009)
"The steam pressure shoves it in the hole and seals it up."
Archer (2009)
"Why do I think the glove compartment"
Archer (2009)
"is called the "potato compartment"?"
Archer (2009)
"- "Glove compartment"? - Is this some Irish bullshit?"
Archer (2009)
"Even if I shoved an entire uncooked breakfast in there..."
Archer (2009)
"I'm just slowing you down. So, uh..."
Archer (2009)
"Guess I'll just ride with this mook."
Archer (2009)
"- (car approaching) - What the..."
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"one of 'em owed a bunch of money to Len Trexler."
Archer (2009)
"Wow! I would not have guessed that."
Archer (2009)
"Not a transvestite, a treasury agent!"
Archer (2009)
"And quit blabbing that around. Bel-Air Road."
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"Ugh! Will you calm down?"
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"I just wanna get some hot water!"
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"Well, you'll be in hot water if you try to sneak off"
Archer (2009)
"I heard you! Tsk!"
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"There's a reason they say "kidnapping victim""
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"- KRIEGER: What's that? - (gasps)"
Archer (2009)
"No."
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"Um..."
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"I think it was something."
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"Boy, you don't miss a trick."
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"(chuckling)"
Archer (2009)
"That actually does sound funny. (chuckles)"
Archer (2009)
"LANA: And wait. Weren't you wearing a polo uniform?"
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"In all the excitement of the ransom drop, I evacuated."
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"Yeah, well, I would've hightailed it too."
Archer (2009)
"No, no, no, no. Common misconception."
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"- (both): Ew! - Well, I'm sorry. I didn't invent Latin."
Archer (2009)
"- Oh. Ooh. So what do you call this? - No."
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"I knew we'd get there eventually."
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"Ugh! I swear to God..."
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"POOVEY: No, you shut up! Come on! Wait!"
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"Yes. It is."
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"And why the hell are you so desperate for money?"
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"to send a kid to Stanford in 1967?"
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"I know if you don't shut up,"
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"you won't have to worry about it,"
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"who left the door open on purpose"
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"so his new puppy could get run over by a car."
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"mistaken identities, and incest."
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"- What happened to not judging people? - There's a limit."
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"Well, yes, of course."
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"That's why we would have a safe word..."
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