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Clips from The Simpsons - Friends and Family (S28E28)

"To no one getting hurt."
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""Look, Monty, our daughter, the president,"
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"Excuse me, do I ever get a joke?"
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"Keep rolling."
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""Mr. Vice President, Madam Speaker,"
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""Chinese Overlords,"
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"years ago, our forefathers, and foremothers...""
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"BURNS: Stick to the script!"
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"Oh, you try to give direction to a bunch of land apes"
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"who aren't worth the ping-pong balls stuck to their untalented asses!"
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"Idiots! Mountebanks!"
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"Saint Francis himself would vomit with rage!"
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"That was great, just a little more energy."
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"Sir, I know you're getting frustrated, so we recorded some future scenarios."
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"Yes, let's see what life will be like when I'm old."
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"I'm going to build homes for the homeless"
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"with my boyfriend Sean, then it's off to Vassar in the fall."
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"Irish boyfriend? Helping the homeless?"
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"Well, every family has one black sheep."
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"Let's move on."
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"- How did this happen? - (PACIFIER POPS TWICE)"
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"A Harvard man?"
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"I was warned there'd be nausea."
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"I don't need them. My life is perfect."
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"49, 50. My life is perfect!"
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"Have you seen my Canadian penny?"
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"Everyone out! You're all fired!"
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"Having a family is the most meaningless experience"
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"I could imagine."
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"Try acting."
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"Mm..."
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"There's a dye pack stitched in."
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"Joke's on you. I like this better."
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"Oh, go ahead, take your robe."
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"But you'll never work in single-viewer virtual reality family melodrama again."
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"Did you see the guitar lessons sign on the telephone pole?"
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"No, I'm not gonna take the lessons, I just needed to blow my nose."
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"Ooh, my family's here. Gotta go."
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"Hmm. Good to see you. Who were you talking to?"
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"My friend Julia."
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"-Julia? Like a girl? - She's not a girl."
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"She's three years younger than your mother."
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"(IRRITATED MURMUR)"
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"Now, Marge, it's cool."
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"All we do is share our deepest thoughts and feelings."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Kids, could you leave the room, please?"
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"Faster!"
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"Geronimo!"
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"(RETREATING FOOTSTEPS)"
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"Marge, it's nothing. She's just my new best friend."
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"(GROANS ANGRILY)"
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"What the... Why... Why are you mad at those eggs?!"
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"They didn't do anything!"
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"- Homer Simpson! - (WHIMPERING)"
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"After all I've put up with for all these years,"
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"if I'm not your best friend, what is this marriage about?!"
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"Okay, okay, you're my best friend."
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"She's just somebody I call when I'm mad at you."
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"- (SCREAMS) - (GRUMBLING)"
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"I mean, I'm never mad at you."
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"Well, sometimes I'm mad at you."
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"A little bit! But I shouldn't call her."
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"- I should just drink it off at Moe's. - (GROWLING)"
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"You'll never hear the name Julia again."
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"I just wanted to introduce myself and tell you you've got a great husband."
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"I have no interest in... riding your bike."
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"But I want you to know that your bike loves you"
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"as truly as a bike can."
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"And, Marge, I love you as much as that bike."
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"(DOOR CREAKS)"
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"I'm-I'm sorry. I'm sorry."
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"Apparently, you didn't do anything wrong."
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"But I'm not wrong for getting mad at you either."
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"Marge, Julia taught me lots of stuff that could help us."
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"For example, I realize that when you see me"
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"doing something stupid and you don't say anything about it, you know,"
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"and you're just being nice."
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"Because all you really need is someone to know what you're feeling."
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"That is really, really lovely."
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"(BOTH MOANING)"
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"I have to confess, I did see him naked on the roof."
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"Now for the final fantasy."
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"(CRYING)"
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"(GASPS) Oh, my love, my love,"
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"losing you so young, so beautiful."
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"(FLATLY): I love you, and how."
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"(SOBS) You're too good for heaven, man."
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"(CHUCKLES) Excellent."
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"(CREATURES SQUAWKING)"
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"(EERIE SHRIEK)"
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"Welcome, Monty."
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"All right, but just one."
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"Hmm, it's not plugged in."
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"_"
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"(SCREAMS)"
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"♪ Bomp, bomp, bomp, bomp-bomp-bomp ♪"
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"♪ I feel free ♪"
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"♪ I feel free ♪"
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"♪ Bomp, bomp, bomp, bomp-bomp-bomp ♪"
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"- ♪ I feel free ♪ - _"
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"♪ Bomp, bomp, bomp, bomp-bomp-bomp ♪"
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"♪ I feel free ♪"
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"♪ Bomp, bomp, bomp, bomp-bomp-bomp ♪"
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"♪ I feel free ♪"
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"♪ I feel free ♪"
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"♪ I feel free ♪"
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"♪ Bomp, bomp, bomp, bomp-bomp-bomp ♪"
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"♪ I feel free. ♪"
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"(PATTY AND SELMA CACKLING)"
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"- (SCHOOL BELL RINGING) - _"
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"(TIRES SCREECH)"
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"D'oh!"
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"I'm too fat!"
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"Still too fat!"
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"Ugh!"
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"(GROANS)"
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"Come on, sir. You'll be late for your appointment."
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"The Kaiser would be furious!"
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"♪"
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