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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Jerry's Painting (S03E03)

"- Okay. - Hi, Chris."
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"Leslie Knope, you need to bring that painting back."
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"What painting?"
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"Leslie, you have the painting,"
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"and you need to bring it back in."
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"I think I've been pretty fair with you."
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"And I'm starting to feel angry."
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"And I don't like feeling angry."
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"My heart is racing."
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"It's going literally 45 beats a minute."
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"I'm sorry."
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"If I could just explain to you my point of view--"
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"You will bring that painting in tomorrow morning"
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"and surrender it to Marcia Langman."
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"And that's that. Do you understand me, madam?"
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"Yes."
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"- Hehe - Manipedi--"
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"What are we doing?"
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"We didn't get a single thing that Ben told us to."
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"Sure we did. We got the Marshmallow shooter."
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"- But I want it. - I want it too."
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"But I also kind of want my own fork..."
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"Just 'cause you eat really slow,"
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"which is cute, but also super annoying."
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"- Fine. - What? What's wrong?"
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"Nothing. It's just adults are boring, and I hate them."
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"And I don't want to buy all this stupid, boring,"
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"adult stuff and become boring adults."
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"Yes, we're gonna get a dish rack,"
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"But if you think for one second"
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"when you're asleep,"
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"You're gonna make me cry."
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"I mean, it is one of the basic rules of government"
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"that you shouldn't offend people."
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"Yeah. I guess you're right."
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"I just-- I'm so annoyed by all these rules lately."
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"Hey, Leslie. What are you doing here?"
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"Hey. Um, well, I, um, I stole a painting."
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"And, um, I was hoping you guys would help me hide it."
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"I like it. It's very simple."
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"No, it's on the other side."
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"Oh, my God. Is that you as a naked horse?"
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"but I would totally hit that."
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"- So would I. - You guys are sweet."
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"Okay. I should go and hit the road with this."
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"And, um... Okay."
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"- I'll see you later. - Bye."
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"Bye, Leslie."
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"So how'd we do?"
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"I don't know. Does this answer your question?"
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"No. Did you buy plates?"
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"Oh, plates."
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"I have to turn her over to stupid Marcia Langman."
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"I mean, to be honest,"
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"And I didn't think you would give in."
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"Come with me."
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"- Hey, man. - Roomie!"
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"from a bowl with a spoon."
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"bring your dishes into work, right?"
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"Ha ha. Good one."
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"I'm serious."
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"What's going on between you and Leslie?"
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"Nothing. I mean, we're friends--"
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"just regular friendship... develop-- development."
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"Come on, roomie, you can tell me."
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"I know there's something."
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"I bet you I can guess what it is."
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"she did not."
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"I think we like each other."
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"But Chris has this very strict rule--"
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"co-workers can't date."
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"So, you know, it's not even an option."
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"- Wow. - Yeah."
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"Well, first of all, Leslie-- she's, like, the coolest ever."
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"It's gonna happen."
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"Look at me and April."
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"If you're anything like us,"
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"three weeks from now, you'll be married, my friend."
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"I know that's not an easy journey for you to make."
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"Let's take a look at it first, shall we?"
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"Whoa! It looks amazing!"
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"I had the artist paint over the Original."
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"- Feel free to destroy it. - No!"
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"But I think you'll find"
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"no one could possibly be offended,"
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"unless, of course, they have a problem"
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"with centaurs having modern haircuts."
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"There were many kinds of Greek goddesses."
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"Some were lovers. Some were warriors."
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"And some were tricksters."
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"I am so glad that this got resolved,"
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"because I hate being angry."
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"- Hmm. - Ben!"
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"How did your date with Cindy go?"
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"Uh, you know, she wasn't really my type."
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"She's a tall brunette. You always like tall brunettes."
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"Well, not exclusively."
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"He said he didn't like her, so it's over."
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"Okay, well, I'm gonna keep trying,"
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"- because you are incredible. - Thank you."
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"And you deserve someone amazing"
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"and smart and beautiful."
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"- Exactly. - Mm."
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"Hey! What about Shelly, from the health-food store?"
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"Her brother died climbing Everest?"
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"Great."
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"Nice job, Jerry."
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"- Just wish I had more time. - Why?"
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"This is amazing."
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"It looks like me, and I look awesome."
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"Is your penis between the front arms"
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"or the back legs?"
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"- Yeah, where's your penis? - Damn it, Jerry!"
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"Gail... I know Jerry is your husband."
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"Look, I can promise you there's absolutely nothing"
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"going on between us."
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"No, no, I did not pose for that painting."
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"But thank you for thinking I did."
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"Okay, well... sure. Hold on."
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"Gail, sweetheart, you have nothing to worry about."
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