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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Jerry's Painting (S03E03)

"I totally agree with you that people should"
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"be allowed to have sex in public places."
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"You look familiar to me."
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"Maybe you've seen me down at the Snakehole Lounge."
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"I'm a part-owner there."
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"That's you. In the painting."
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"You're the fat baby."
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"Aw!"
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"Oh. You're into that?"
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"No."
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"Imagine my horror."
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"I'm hanging upside down with my gravity boots watching Perd."
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"I see you with your painting, and I am startled and disappointed."
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"Well, I did not know that Brandi was going to offer me"
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"a role in her next film."
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"I urge you not to take that role."
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"I am not going to take the role."
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"That's good to hear,"
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"because recently, you've been a little unpredictable."
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"I'm sorry that I'm trying to defend a beautiful work of art."
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"Thank you, Leslie."
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"Stand down, Jerry. This isn't your fight."
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"I have convened a meeting of the Public Arts Commission,"
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"and we will abide by their decision."
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"Public Arts Commission. Filled with hippies"
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"who love art and sometimes weed."
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"I would just like to introduce myself."
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"My name is Chris Traeger,"
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"and I am a big fan of art."
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"Council, I am not opposed to pornography."
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"If I had my laptop with me right now,"
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"I would show you a well-hidden folder"
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"with gigabytes of proof."
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"However, this... thing... is... disgusting..."
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"Please let the record reflect that the fat baby"
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"is referring to the painting."
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"Hey! I am not a fat baby. I'm a small, slender man--"
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"So let the record reflect that--"
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"that I look like Taye Diggs."
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"Members of the Public Art Commission,"
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"good afternoon, and good art."
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"Every great society has always supported"
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"artistic expression."
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"- The Romans... - Perverts."
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"- The Greeks... - Gay perverts."
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"To great societies in Europe."
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"Europeans."
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"that would like to demonize this painting."
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"And when they do,"
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"they in fact demonize art itself."
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"What is or isn't art is up to every free-thinking American"
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"to decide on their own."
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"Uh, yeah, it's in the bag."
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"We've decided that the painting"
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"- Yeah! Burn it! - Whoo!"
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"You're supposed to be in favor of public art."
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"Yeah, well, there are nipples in it,"
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"so it just seems like we ought to be safe and destroy it."
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"Okay. Here is a list of errands"
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"and things that human adults need."
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"Also, I'm giving you an advance"
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"on next month's rent."
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"And I want you guys to go to Bed Bath & Beyond"
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"and buy everything on that list."
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"Or we could buy a Wii."
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"You can handle this."
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"Why don't you just do it?"
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"No, I can't. I-- I...Have a date."
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"Ooh, what's his name?"
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"It's actually not--"
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"uh, Chris set it up. Never mind."
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"I have total faith in you."
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"There's, like, a 30% chance they'll both die."
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"So how do you want to do this?"
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"Burn it publicly or burn it privately,"
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"and I put the footage on my blog or...?"
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"Look, this painting is very important to me."
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"It doesn't need to hang in a government building."
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"Just let me take it home, and I'll keep it there."
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"What do you say?"
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"I say this painting is going to burn--"
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"first here, then in hell."
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"Do I need to get this validated?"
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"- I don't-- I don't know. - No?"
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"Okay, then, great."
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"I'm just gonna pull my car around,"
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"No."
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"- Hey! Come back here! - Make me, stag! I am Dyaphena!"
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"This place is amazing."
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"Oh, my God, they have a thing that makes sherbet."
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"We need five of those!"
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"No, we need to stick with what's on the list."
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"First things first, oven mitts."
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"Where are the oven mitts?"
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"Oh, my God. They have all the As-Seen-On-TV stuff!"
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"- Nuh-uh. - Shake weight, Iron Gym..."
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"Miracle Hand Repair, Big Top cookie,"
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"- Pillow Pet, Slap Chop. - Honey."
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"- Oh, my God. - Honey, honey, listen to me."
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"and put it in this cart right now."
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"Iron gym-- I am gonna get so buff."
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"Marshmallow shooter! Get two."
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"Wait, what about the Magic Bullet?"
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"Yeah. I've seen that."
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"- Oh, hi. - Hi."
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"I was at a meeting around the corner,"
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"and some people wanted to destroy this painting,"
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"so I brought it here."
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"Where's Andy and April?"
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"They're out shopping."
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"- What are you doing here? - I moved into the spare room."
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"Really?"
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"- Yeah. - Huh."
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"Can I come in? Yeah. Yeah. Sure. Of course."
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"Why do they want to destroy it?"
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"Well, it's a painting of me as a centaur."
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"Just basically, like, the "chestal" region."
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"- Uh-huh. - Mostly."
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"You don't have to look at it if you don't want to."
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"- No, no, no. - It's very classy."
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