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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Jerry's Painting (S03E03)

"Well, it's hot."
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"Thank you."
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"This guy's in it, too. He's the little fat baby."
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"Cool."
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"Yeah."
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"What's going on right here?"
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"Baby rolls!"
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"We've been trying to get that light fixed for months."
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"Thank you."
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"Thank her."
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"Good morning, Tom."
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"until I got this done."
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"They're going to hang that painting in a public building"
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"where anybody can see it."
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"In one brush stroke, Jerry has killed the Jay-Z vibe"
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"and replaced it with the fat, brown baby vibe,"
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"Hey, Aphrodite. Chris needs you in his office."
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"Hmm."
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"Learn it."
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"Leslie, should I go, too?"
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"This isn't about you, Jerry."
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"It's my painting."
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"Why am I upset?"
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"Let's start with government-funded animal porn."
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"I'm not sure that's fair."
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"Bestiality? It is a picture of a centaur,"
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"a beautiful half person, half horse."
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"And how did it get like that?"
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"Who had sex with what and gave birth to which?"
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"and we are going to do whatever we can to come to a solution."
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"Destroy it? I mean, is she serious?"
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"Do you find this personally offensive?"
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"No, personally, I enjoy a good artistic depiction of the human form."
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"In college, I was in a nude production of Cats."
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"But I am not in the nude now, am I?"
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"which is what I think Marcia is saying."
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"So, take care of this situation."
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"Every great work of art contains a message."
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"And the message of this painting is,"
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""Get out of my way unless you want an arrow in your ass, Marcia.""
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"Morning, roomie. How did you sleep?"
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"Also, no bed. I'm going to go buy a bed."
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"Fork. I'm sorry."
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"Are you eating turkey chili off of a frisbee?"
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"No. Do you know what "cute" means?"
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"What have you got against turkey chili for breakfast?"
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"What have you guys got against washing dishes?"
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"We don't have any dishes, okay?"
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"Burly took them all when he left."
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"Now, I bet you feel like a jerk."
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"God. Okay, I might need to not stay here anymore."
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"You've got to stay."
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"God. Okay. All right."
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"Here's the deal."
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"We're going to clean this place up."
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"Okay? And then, I am going to teach you how to be adults."
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"Cool. We'll get to be adults."
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"Gee, golly. Thanks, mister."
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"Fork."
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"Hello. I'm Perd Hapley, and welcome to Ya' Heard? With Perd."
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"Today's show begins now. Is this art"
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"or is it pornography?"
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"is Parks and Recreation Deputy Director, Leslie Knope."
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"Perd, it is a beautiful work of art."
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"Governments should not be in the business of censorship,"
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"especially when a painting is as awesome as this one."
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"But this is where the controversy"
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"of this story gets even more controversial."
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"You are the subject of this painting."
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"Half woman, half horse, with what"
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"some would say are human breasts."
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"I am not the subject."
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"The subject is strong and empowered women everywhere."
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"But it does look a little bit like me."
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"Leslie, for our viewers at home"
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"who might not know, are centaurs real?"
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"No."
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"Absolutely sure?"
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"Okay. So, you always separate your lights from your darks."
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"That's racist."
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"And then, you get your laundry..."
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"Where is your laundry detergent?"
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"Okay. This is bubble bath. You guys..."
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"You wash your clothes in bubble bath?"
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"Bubble bath, clothes soap, same thing."
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"No, it's not."
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"Well, they both make bubbles, so..."
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"It was never our intention to offend anyone"
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"I guess some people object to powerful depictions of awesome ladies."
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"Okay."
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"Also joining us today is a different person."
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"Pornographic film actress, Brandi Maxxxx."
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"Pleasure to be here. Brandi, you've starred in"
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"over 200 adult films, some of which are very good."
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"When did you get into the business? Last year."
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"Fantastic. Now, this painting right here, art or pornography?"
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"Perd, I think this whole debate is ridiculous."
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"What Leslie and I do is obviously art."
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"between an oil painting of a Greek myth and a pornographic movie."
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"What Leslie and I want people to know is you should be able to have sex"
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"anywhere you want and show it anywhere you want."
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"Whether it's girl-on-girl action, bondage, or..."
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"Yep. ...what have you."
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"Okay. Hang on. Pornography is very difficult to define."
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""I can't define pornography, but I know it when I see it.""
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"Brandi, how would you define pornography?"
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"For me, it's when the penis goes in."
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"All right, we need to do some basic organization."
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"I read the magazines and give the rest to Andy."
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"Which I organize into a pile or stack that I put into the freezer."
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"Why?"
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"So they won't get lost."
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"Bingo."
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"Okay, you have to pay these."
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"Good thing I didn't lose them."
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"Okay. New lesson. Basic finance."
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"I'm gonna teach you how to balance a checkbook."
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"Okay. I am going to teach you how to open a bank account."
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"Brandi, I'm Thomas Haverford."
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"I just wanted to say I thought you made"
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