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Clips from Silicon Valley - The Empty Chair (S03E03)

"TechCrunch says, "Laurie Bream spotted lunching at the Rosewood"
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"It's been ten days. You know what would be nice?"
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"If I found out what Laurie wanted to do with my company from her"
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"instead of the fucking Internet."
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"And it has a lot less of Barker's ass rubbed all over it."
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"On top of Jack's ridiculous severance package,"
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"What's that?"
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"And Jack was okay with hemorrhaging money,"
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"Our burn rate is astronomical,"
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"What if we don't?"
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"We're going to move back to the hostel."
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"we need to cut every corner, save every penny,"
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"and plow it into engineers to build the platform. Okay?"
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"Jesus."
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"Okay, guys. Can I have your attention, please!"
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"And so, bring it in, Dang,"
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"No. I... don't know anything about that."
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"So, look..."
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"And what that means is, if I haven't taken you aside"
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"and spoken to you privately about staying on,"
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"I haven't read this article. Okay, maybe I'm too busy"
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"And also, I'm not fired, these guys aren't fired, you all are fired."
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"Uh, "Bachman and Bighetti shall each include in this venture"
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""any and all portfolio companies."
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"shares, options, cash, liquid assets."
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""Having met this many candidates without closing one,"
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""whom I once called 'the next Mark Zuckerberg, '"
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"simply to salve your male ego."
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"Look, good coders won't want to work"
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"And if I don't, we're done."
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"Okay, but I need to do something about this, now."
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"You... you do know what happened to Clinkle, right?"
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"It jars the ear. Fine."
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"Because you are in an emotional state,"
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"is to take a drill and punch a hole through it."
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"Welcome, welcome. Uh, we have lost our lease, so everything must go."
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"My aunt used to call me "glasshole.""
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"Crawling all over our garbage,"
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"I thought you'd feel right at home in a marketplace,"
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"haggling, selling your monkey paws,"
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"Okay. Marion was in the wicker basket,"
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"Indiana Jones was tipping them over, you fucking idiot."
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"I've organized a lot of estate sales,"
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"so this is kind of my wheelhouse."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"so he wanted to maybe talk to you about it."
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"Sorry. Hello?"
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"If I'm being honest, like a ventriloquist dummy."
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"because I'm on my way to Raviga right now"
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"That was weird."
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"Then I said no, and then we both hung up."
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"What the fuck is going on?"
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"Sure, she'll be meeting you in the small conference room. Um, do you need me..."
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"- Okay. - Okay. Uh..."
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"I mean, when I talk to this reporter, I probably can't say"
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"how fucked up it is that, um, Laurie Bream fired me,"
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"that Laurie Bream is out there gallivanting around the Valley,"
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"It is my company. I worked my ass off to build this company, okay?"
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"Thank you for meeting me, Monica."
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"You are from...?"
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"That's... that's okay."
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"I brought you here to say..."
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"For...?"
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"Ah, yes, of course. You are going to make me say it."
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"I made an error."
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"and installing Jack Barker in his place only compounded that error."
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"Therefore, I will call for a vote at the next board meeting"
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"I'm just being honest here."
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"I think that Peter Gregory is better off where he is."
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"We should probably start talking about the things that I can say."
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"Um..."
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"So it's kind of like I didn't even say them."
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"Look, uh, just... tell me what I can do to kill this?"
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"and give me an exclusive from jail. Yeah."
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"Now everything looks so bare."
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"Yeah. There is a certain sad vulnerability to it."
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"$70,000 from selling all this stuff."
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"You sure it was in your bag?"
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"Did you sell my personal hard drive?"
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"You didn't happen to wipe that one clean, too, did you?"
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"So it had our confidential IP on it?"
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"I found my biological father in a militia up in the Ozarks."
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"This should be no problem."
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"All right. All right."
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"You could spin it. Tell her you're sorry."
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"and I fucked it up."
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"In the flesh."
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"so you would come to me."
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"That's an honest Thomas."
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"So, slight hiccup. I tracked down the woman who bought the drive,"
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"Apparently, she's already given it to her elderly father"
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"and booked the Geek Squad to set it up for him this afternoon."
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"I think we're fine. She said he mostly uses the computer"
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"I don't think he'll be able to find our files even if he wanted to."
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"- Wait. What? - Yeah, look."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Yeah, and then they told me to my face,"
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"No, no. Actually, uh..."
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"Ms. Cantwell, what say you to an exclusive"
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"How about we just stick with Gavin?"
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"- Geek Squad. - The computer's right here."
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"I spilled coffee on it."
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"I'm a nerd."
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"All right. We're all set here."
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"All right. Dismissed."
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"Well, uh, just to remind you,"
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"Did you tell them that my Fage's off-limits?"
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"Okay."
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"Okay."
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"- You having trouble? - No."
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"I am Elisabet. I am speaking to you from Estonia."
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"Uh, thank you for the..."
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"It's fine. It's fine. It's fine."
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""with yet another rising tech star, Sam Herron."
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"Maybe she's just fucking them all."
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"Okay."
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"Hey, Richard. Is there anything we should be doing?"
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"I don't know. Why are you asking me?"
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"I'm not the CEO. There is no CEO."
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"Because, apparently, Jack's empty fucking chair is a better choice than I am."
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