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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - Sweet Dee Gets Audited (S07E07)

"- Why is nothing fixed? - Yeah, by the way,"
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"I never agreed to let you dock my paycheck."
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"That seems like something we should all vote on. [ Vehicle Approaching ]"
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"[ Horn Beeps ] It costs money to run this place..."
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"and keep it neat-"
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"Hey, oh!"
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"Thirty G's, babies."
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"- Oh, sweet. Where's our cut? - Your cut?"
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"Whoa! Hey, Mac makes a really good point."
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"Yeah, we worked our asses off on that baby scheme of yours."
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"Give us part of the money that you made."
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"What the hell are you talking about? You did nothing for nine months."
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"Get out! You couldn't have pulled something like that off without us."
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"I was there, I recall."
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"Okay, I made all the contacts. I pushed that little monkey out,"
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"and now I'm going to be claiming him as a dependent..."
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"So you talk about a scheme? How's that for a long-term scheme, bitches?"
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"Uh, you guys all better eat a dick,"
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"'cause Sweet Dee beat the system. [Chuckles]"
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"[ Knocking ]"
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"Get out. [Laughs]"
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"Whatever god you're selling, I ain't buying it."
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"Miss Reynolds, I'm with the l.R.S."
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"We've been trying to contact you for months."
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"Have you not received any of our letters?"
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"Letters? What is it, 1986?"
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"[ Chuckling ] I don't do letters, lady. I'm all digital."
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"Well, if you had opened up the letters,"
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"you would understand that you're being audited."
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"Audited? Why? What are you talking about?"
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"Your license plate says “SCAMMIN'.”"
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"Uh, no."
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"What do you mean, no?"
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"Okay. I want to talk to you about this dependent that you're claiming-"
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"this, uh, Barnabas Reynolds."
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"I would love that- [ Engine Starts]"
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"with the window down, of course."
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"[Chuckles] It's hot. it's hot, isn't it?"
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"Well, is there a better time?"
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"Hey, Frank. We need to talk."
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"We don't want you making any major bar decisions alone anymore,"
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"Because you guys get really emotional about everything."
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"You'll start arguing about shit, and nothing will get done."
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"We know we're emotional people, and we've discussed that."
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"We're going to have a daily meeting..."
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"where we will discuss all bar matters."
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"[ Together] Reason will prevail!"
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"every time someone says- [ Together] Reason will prevail!"
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"You don't have to say it right now..."
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"If we're going to say it, we're gonna say it every time. If you made up the rule-"
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"[ Chattering ] Hold it, hold it."
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"Okay, I'll tell you what. I like this."
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"We should definitely do this..."
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"to make everything fair, everything aboveboard."
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"Let's go do it in there. Come on."
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"[Laughs] Oh, first order of business."
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"Yeah? Let's talk about how Frank handles the money."
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"Yes. Money, money, money, money, money, money."
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"Oh, whoa, whoa. I know we gotta talk about the money,"
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"but there are other issues that are pressing too."
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"- Like what, dude? - Like one that comes to mind is the dead dog."
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"What dead dog?"
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"Yeah, and we decided that Charlie was gonna throw it in the trash."
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"If Mac and I got to vote on that,"
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"we would have voted to, like, you know, have a proper dog burial."
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"That's a waste of time and resources."
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"Okay. Well, hold on a second there, Frank."
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"Let's put our new process into action."
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"Yeah. All right, sure. Easy. Yeah."
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"Sometimes dogs die."
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"Dogs, uh."
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"Die from cars sometimes, sometimes not."
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"There's also disease."
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"Many dogs”"
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"Goddamn it! I don't know how to express myself..."
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"unless through anger and personal attack!"
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"I'm getting upset because I'm not saying it right! All right, guys."
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"I want a dog funeral! Guys, calm down."
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"I don't think it's a good idea for us to spend all of our hard-earned cash..."
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"on some ornate display for the disposal..."
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"I'm gonna go ahead and say that I think we should just throw it in a Dumpster."
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"No. Come on! But, but, but-"
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"We'll have a boom box there, and you guys can say a few words."
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"Huh."
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"I don't love it. Me neither."
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"But that dog is turning into hot soup out there in the sun."
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"Okay."
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"- Frank? - Fine."
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"Okay! Hey! It works."
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"Let's talk about the money. Money!"
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"Oh, yes, we're gonna talk about the money,"
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"but we have a list of things on the docket here that we gotta check off,"
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"and if we're gonna do it right, we're gonna do it right."
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"Thick or thin?"
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"Let's talk about the limes, guys. We'll keep emotion out of it."
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"People will choke! People will die!"
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"I'm gonna put my thumb through your eye, you little bitch!"
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"Hey, hey, hey, look at me. Look at me, eh?"
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"Stay calm with me, okay? Be unemotional."
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"Let's put this thing to a vote. A vote?"
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"A vote solves everything in a democracy, does it not?"
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"[ Mac ] Yes. So,"
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"all for thinner limes, raise your hands."
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"And all for thicker limes, raise your hands."
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"- What? - Where do you land on thick limes or thin limes?"
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"And try and keep your emotions out of it,"
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"What's- What's going on in here?"
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"Are you having another baby? No! No."
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"I got it all under control. I've got a handle on it."
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"I just gotta find a baby by 3:00 in the afternoon."
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"A vote for thin limes would get me out of your apartment."
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"Better yet, a vote for thick limes-"
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"I'll throw myself full force into this little baby caper of yours."
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"We need your help. Let's work something out here."
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"You guys go magically find me a baby by 3:00 in the afternoon,"
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"and then I'll- I'll help you out with your lime problem."
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"Okay. Yeah."
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"What?"
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"No magic required. How many babies you need?"
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"Just the one baby. How long? Couple hours?"
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