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Clips from Family Guy - The Courtship of Stewie's Father (S04E04)

"Hey, dog, when you take a break from re-applying your lipstick,"
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"Then he talked about his ding-dong."
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"Lois. Lois!"
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"Don't grab Mommy's pants like that. You could really hurt her."
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"while that wretched woman continues to breathe?"
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"I could finally focus on my life's ambition of taking pictures of Madison County."
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"Man, this is the worst job I've had"
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"This is the worst glee club I've ever..."
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"Brian, help me."
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"And if that doesn't do it, you could always just work hard and be polite."
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"Good girl."
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"Surprise!"
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"That's probably what all that racket was about an hour ago."
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"Well, I will see you Monday."
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"Come here, Jesse. Come get the ball."
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"Mrs. Griffin, let me show you some pictures he drew in class."
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"- His father's not in any of them. - Exactly."
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"No, no, nothing, nothing. It's nothing, I guess. I think it's great."
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"You know, Chris, a little hard work can do wonders."
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"From here on out, it's gonna be nothing but smooth sailing."
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"So, I can just put my stuff anywhere?"
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"- Peter, we need to talk about your son. - The fat one or the funny-looking one?"
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"Stewie's really been acting out lately."
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"And, I think it's 'cause he's not spending enough time with you."
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"It's time that you take an interest in your son."
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"Yeah. There's no better place for a father and son"
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"to really get to know each other than a ballgame."
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"Where is Stewie?"
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"And this is the hand that caused all the trouble."
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"Peter, did you take Stewie to a strip club? He smells like sweat and fear."
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"Let me tell you, Tuesday afternoon is not exactly their A squad."
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"I actually saw bullet wounds."
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"but I don't know if now is the best time. Maybe next year, okay?"
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"that you and Stewie can share."
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"That rice got you, bitch."
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"What do you think I'm doing? I'm bonding with Stewie."
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"Well, I guess I'll get started."
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"Wait... Sounded like a peep toad. But it's not summer."
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"Peter, when I said bond with Stewie, this is not what I had in mind."
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"What's the matter with you, fat man? Stop her. Help me, you fool."
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"Hey, Stewie. You got a minute for your daddy?"
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"Brian, I feel awful."
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"Do you really want my advice or are you just asking random questions again?"
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"We just sat on a plane for three hours to come to Florida, God's waiting room,"
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"for who knows what..."
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"I want to go to Disney World! Disney World! Disney World!"
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"Wow! It looks like Michael Jackson's coming right at me."
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"Well, well, a lost child. Looks like we've got a new recruit."
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"There we go."
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"I wanted to thank you properly for all your hard work."
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"- Souvenir photograph? - Hell, yes."
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"Stewie, there you are. Thank God. Why are you dressed like Rerun?"
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"You're free, children. Run back to your individual countries of origin."
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"Hey!"
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"Looks like we're in the clear."
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"- Michael Eisner. - Cover your heart."
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"Kali Ma!"
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"Kali Ma!"
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"probably follow in Jonathan Dolgen's footsteps,"
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"I'm not sure how to say this without sounding cheesy,"
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"but, well, you really came through for me today. So I..."
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"Florida. Just think, somewhere in this state right now,"
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"of the Little League World Series."
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"Yeah, that's fantastic."
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"Stewie, that's not nice."
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"Yes. Yes, I could, couldn't I? I could hurt Mommy."
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"Yeah. How about you go back and take a bath?"
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"Angela, Angela, come here. Check this out."
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"Wait, wait..."
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"Congratulations. You made Employee of the Month again."
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"How come I'm never Employee of the Month?"
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"And a one and a two."
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"Well, that'll give us a richer harmony."
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"Oh, yeah. No, it's gonna sound fantastic."
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"That jerk, Opie, got Employee of the Month again."
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"Oh, you mean kiss up to her."
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"And you're just lovely. Would you like a carrot?"
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"so I organized a surprise cockfight."
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"Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, God."
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"Well, looks like they killed each other."
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"Damn! She moved."
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"What happens to us in the future, Doc?"
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"It's your kids, Marty. Something's gotta be done about your kids."
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"- That's actually not a big deal for me. - Yeah, me neither."
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"Well, it... Well, it... You... Really?"
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"I could use a strapping young man to do some chores around my house."
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"That seems fair to me."
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"They say all peoples must go through some hard times."
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"Don't you do it. Don't you lose a single pound."
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"My wife, Denise. We met in a Christian chat room."
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"Dad called you fat."
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"Wait."
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"Starting today, I want you to spend more time with Stewie."
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"Peter, maybe Stewie would like to play fort, too."
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"who live under the overpass? Well, last night I..."
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"Look, Lois, I think I know how to spend time with my own kid, all right?"
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"And I was just... I was wondering,"
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"- Come on, baby, it's my birthday. - No."
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"All I'm saying is that you just need to find an activity"
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"Oh, sorry, Lois."
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"Hey, Lois, you want some beans with that rice?"
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"Wait, Lois, Lois, don't move. Stewie's loving this."
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"Okay, Stewie, get the camera ready."
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"What the hell are you doing?"
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"- Jeez, I hope she can get out. - I'm sure she'll be fine."
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"Well, hello there, young man."
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"You know, if you get sweaty and want to take your shirt off,"
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"that'd be just fine."
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"We now go live to Ollie Williams in the Channel Five traffic copter."
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"- What's the scene, Ollie? - Everybody looks like ants!"
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"Hey, hey, Dad, Dad, pull my finger."
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"- No, I don't think I'm in the mood. - Are you sure?"
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"Sorry, Brian. It's just not doing it today."
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"Oh, and by the way, I faked all those bowel movements."
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"Stewie and I were getting along so good and now he hates me."
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"- How do I get him to like me again? - Well, that depends."
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"Yeah, right. I'm gonna change my mind."
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"I'm still mad at you."
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"Hey, check it out, Stewie. Halle Berry's Wild Ride."
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"I say, we've been puttering around this fat farm for hours. I've had enough."
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