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Clips from A Series of Unfortunate Events (2017) - Episode #2.9 (S02E02)

"Unless you're still hungry. There's plenty of corn."
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"We'll eat them like normal people, but you freaks just aren't like us."
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"Don't shout, Hugo. We can see them."
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"I'm just excited."
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"We got a new Madame Lulu."
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"Not surprised you have no appetite."
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"You have it almost as bad as I do."
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"It's nice you pretend not to notice."
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"The popcorn? I'm holding it in two equally strong hands."
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"Go ahead. Say it. "Look at Kevin, the ambidextrous freak.""
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"Isn't that both right-and left-handed?"
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"That why you traveled to the Hinterlands?"
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"So you can stare at someone who can write his name with either hand?"
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"I had a feeling you'd be smart. You have twice as many brains."
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"It's better than being a hunchback."
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"but at least you have absolutely normal shoulders."
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"that are equally good at using a knife and a fork?"
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"Oh, Kevin, I know it's depressing to be so freakish,"
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"My name is Colette. If you're going to laugh, get it over with."
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"- Contortionist? - I can bend my body"
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"[bones creak]"
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"[babbles]"
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"I think that's amazing. So does Sunny. I mean Chabo."
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"That's polite of you. But I'm ashamed to be a contortionist."
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"Because I'm in the House of Freaks."
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"[Hugo] It's a dilemma. At tomorrow's show,"
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"crowds will be waiting for Colette to twist into strange positions,"
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"and for me to try on one of these coats."
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"Well, you don't have to do that. None of you have to do any of that."
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"You sound like the old Madame Lulu."
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"She was encouraging us to apply to community college."
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"Even offered to pay our tuition."
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"But the world would see us as freaks."
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"What other jobs could we have?"
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"to sell in the gift caravan."
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"They get everywhere."
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"[as Klaus] I feel bad that we have to lie to them."
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"Did you notice something strange about her?"
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"Good night, my Olaf!"
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"- My Olaf. - [Olaf snickers]"
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"and in the morning you'll have big important answer"
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"to your big important question."
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"- I'm fine. I can walk. - [Esmé] You can't."
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"[rooster crows]"
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"She's a witchy woman in the Hinterlands who runs a carnival."
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"What's not to trust?"
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"- Her accent sounds fake. - Your accent sounds fake."
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"If she's so good at fortune-telling, why does she live here"
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"instead of having her own show in the city?"
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"I tried that for nine years. Look where it got me."
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"When I was on stage,"
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"or occasionally in several minimum security penitentiaries,"
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"strange women would offer me things all the time."
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"Flowers, tasteful photographs, marriage proposals."
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"Some were wealthy."
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"Rich dowagers enchanted by my roguish charm"
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"with no head for estate planning."
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"She can tell us everything we need. All we have to do is butter her up."
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"You know... [clears throat] like an ear of corn."
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"We'll stay a few days. Put the troupe to work."
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"[snorts]"
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"One squirt or two?"
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"I'll come with you."
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"No, no, no. You stay here and finish your portrait."
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"- [exhales] - Darling?"
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"Darling!"
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"Got the nose all wrong."
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"If you could convince the spirits to knock out a few in a row,"
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"[shudders] First we discuss matter of payment."
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"Caligari Carnival is on hard times."
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"Madame Lulu is thinking brand-new show"
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"- I'll do it. - Ah, very good."
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"Now we call upon the spirits."
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"Did you feel a chill?"
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"- Whose spirits are they? - Ghosts from your past."
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"Who, me? I have no secrets and nothing to hide."
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"Magic is very fragile thing, like dragonfly."
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"Or woman in dragonfly costume."
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"- How did you know? - [Lulu] Spirits know everything."
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"You come to Madame Lulu to ask about survivor of Baudelaire fire,"
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"[Olaf yelling] No!"
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"One of us! One of us!"
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"Welcome to the House of Freaks. Do you juggle or..."
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"I envy you. Which hook do you favor? Would you care for some muesli?"
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"- I can't eat muesli. - Don't be silly."
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"I can't, because I'm running around following orders."
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"You freaks better put on a fantastic show, because the boss is in a bad mood."
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"Madame Lulu told him"
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"It's a miracle!"
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"Nobody can agree what they're made of,"
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"where they come from, or how often they should appear."
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"- Humph. - [as Beverly] What did you say?"
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""Humph," an expression of mild disgust."
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"- About the Baudelaires. - What do you care?"
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"though it happens every day and too early in the morning."
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"Those parents are supposed to be dead,"
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"Somebody else might say that leaping successfully from a train is a miracle,"
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"There's a survivor? Where?"
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"The ball wouldn't say."
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"Madame Lulu said we'd have to wait until morning"
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"I wouldn't bring that up. It's a sore spot."
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"He said the tent got cold,"
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"filled with smoke and fire, and he saw a ghost from the past."
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"You know, magic."
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"- [as Klaus] We have no idea if it's true. - [as Violet] If it is?"
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"[babbles]"
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"We have to sneak into her tent."
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"This could happen at a gathering of a secret society,"
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"particularly if it's held at a second-rate Italian restaurant."
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"It happened to the Baudelaires when they were hoping"
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"to find a miracle in Madame Lulu's tent."
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"You freaks ready for the big show?"
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"Instead, they found something far worse."
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"[carnival music playing]"
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"Buy some popcorn!"
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"It hasn't been sitting out since last night!"
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"Soda! Healthy soda!"
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"I'm selling this precooked hot dog I found on the ground."
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"[whispering] Maybe they've been searching everywhere"
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"We should stay put and figure out as much as we can."
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