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Clips from A Series of Unfortunate Events (2017) - Episode #2.9 (S02E02)

"Why aren't they trying to find us?"
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"but can't find us 'cause we keep moving."
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"Without getting recognized."
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"You freaks better put on a good show."
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"How's the noodle working?"
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"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, adolescents of every gender!"
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"Buy your reasonably-priced concessions now,"
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"Look at those freaks!"
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"♪ Prepare to see some people With some very odd physiques ♪"
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"♪ The first one is a man I think you're going to love a bunch ♪"
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"♪ He may have normal shoulders But this poor guy has a hunch ♪"
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"Get dressed, Hugo!"
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"♪ You'll never find such weirdos In the oddest of boutiques ♪"
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"She looks normal."
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"♪ Are you feeling scared? Well, be prepared for tears and shrieks ♪"
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"- What? - Ambiguous."
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"- It's Kevin. - Yep."
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"Now, avert your eyes,"
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"That was humiliating,"
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"That means we're next."
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"[upbeat music playing]"
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"♪ These freaks you'll all remember As you lie there in your bed ♪"
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"Unless you want pasta scars."
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"- [Esmé speaks inaudibly] - [Olaf] Please laugh, make tasteless jokes"
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"Eat the damn corn."
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"the horrible and humiliating scene that followed."
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"Every moment we're being laughed at, we could be finding out what Lulu knows."
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"[both sigh]"
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"It's bad enough I have to kill time in a carnival"
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"I give one of my greatest performances, and there's hardly anyone in the audience."
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"Is not good business model to have carnival in Hinterlands."
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"to be performing to nearly-empty houses."
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"I'm tired of patience."
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"and I want an audience worthy of my greatness."
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"I need to find a way to fill the stands with adoring crowds,"
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"But what could possibly do that?"
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"I need to borrow this."
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"One of your heads was good."
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"Come with me. Tell me what you think of my dress."
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"We don't have much time."
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"then he saw ghosts."
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"Maybe the ribbon Sunny gave me will help me think."
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"The cooling air could be carbon dioxide converting to gas in a dry ice machine."
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"I've heard of illusions using the projector and a prismatic lens."
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"- [Klaus] The projector must be underneath. - Exactly."
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"I'm sorry, Klaus."
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"I wanted a miracle, too."
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"- Why does Lulu have this? - Because they're all connected."
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"- [sighs] And us. - And Madame Lulu."
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"♪ They'll munch on your head ♪"
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"♪ You're a tasty... ♪"
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""Deborah, please return my end table.""
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""The world is quiet here.""
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"the Volunteer Feline Detectives have escaped into the Hinterlands."
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"Now, that code means run away, your house is on fire."
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"Boat Captain disguise."
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"- Who's that? - He looks like Jacques."
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"At Stain'd-by-the-sea, which had to wait until now to be told"
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"Three, two, one..."
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"- [Violet] Our parents. - Our guardians."
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"- A secret organization... - That uses codes."
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"I know your little secret."
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"I don't understand, please, what Mrs. Squalor is saying."
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"It's Ms. Squalor. Drop the accent. It doesn't fool me. I know who you are."
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"Of course you do."
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"I am Madame Lulu, fortune-teller at Caligari Carnival."
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"And I am Esmé Gigi Geniveve Squalor,"
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"Don't treat me like some school librarian who just stepped off the trolley."
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"and there are no in restaurants, no in boutiques."
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"- [sighs] Lulu could be back any second. - We better hurry."
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"But there is one thing I do know. The Baudelaires' lives"
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"[sighs]"
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"were about to be changed by a surprising arrival."
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"The surprising arrival was a pack of starving lions."
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"♪ Look away, look away ♪"
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"♪ This show will wreck your evening Your whole life and your day ♪"
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"♪ The Baudelaires are hiding In a carnival of freaks ♪"
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"♪ Ask any stable person "Should I watch?" And they will say ♪"
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"Hello, hello, hello! Don't mind if I do. Don't mind if I do."
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"The Mamba du Mal is one of the deadliest snakes in the world,"
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"which is why I'm training them to send and receive secret messages."
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"Say something, Dr. Montgomery."
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"In the words of a very wise and talkative Tibetan Monk-Snake,"
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"Georgina! You're looking fabulous. How do you get the handsomest dates?"
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"It's certainly not because I hypnotize them."
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"Gustav, be a dear and get me something to drink."
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"Oh, Ike, isn't it wonderful?"
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"I feel fierce and formidable."
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"I feel an uneasy sense of creeping dread."
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"Everyone's sipping root beer floats, and my brother's mooning over a girl."
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"- She should have arrived by now. - Beatrice can handle herself."
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"We climbed Mount Fraught with nothing but gum and dessert forks."
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"- Even when that eagle... - Another float?"
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"- Finish your drink. - No group of people,"
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"Have you seen a beautiful woman dressed as a dragonfly?"
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"Alone! Desperate. Defeated."
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"These are words I thought I'd never use except when talking about other people."
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"now one of their parents may still be alive."
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"[troupe screaming]"
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"My name is Lemony Snicket,"
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"and I experienced a terrible night at a masked ball"
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"when a secret message arrived too late to help the woman I loved."
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"Which is how the Baudelaires felt"
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"Think you've got problems?"
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"I'm never gonna find the sugar bowl in the Hinterlands."
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"I'm as miserable as the starving lions we just passed."
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"Let's hope that Madame Lulu can turn things around,"
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"or I might just drive this car off a cliff."
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"[troupe screams]"
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"Maybe wine will help us relax."
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"Drinking and driving? Are you insane? That's reckless."
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"Then again, I am parched. But it can wait."
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"If this Madame Lulu is real, we'll hunt down the surviving Baudelaires"
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"and we'll celebrate with all the trunk wine we want."
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"[white-faced women whimper]"
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"My spirits are lifting already. [chuckles deviously]"
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"[all chuckling deviously]"
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"[whispering] And this trunk has holes so we can breathe."
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"We've been lucky so far."
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"we have to figure out what to do."
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