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Clips from Family Guy (1999) - Con Heiress (S17E17)

"Von Schumacher Chanel Astor Livingston"
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"Montgomery Rothchild Johnson & Johnson"
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"Lannister Van Buren Butterworth How I Met Your Mother"
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"Wrigley Louise-Dreyfuss Ludwig Morgan Stanley"
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"Dumont Lamborghini Forbes Higbee Winthrop"
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"Chanel Remi Martin Fitzwilliam Kennedy"
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"Von Stolen Monty Python Ellisworth Aston Martin"
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"Kincaid Winslow Coors Oviatt Marlborough"
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"Pembroke Huffington Bush Mellon Sinclair"
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"Mellencamp Starbucks Van Dyke Third Montgomery"
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"Chesterfield Kensington Booth Bishop"
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"Longbottom Nottingham Meisterburger Burgermeister"
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"Tudor Hapsburg Rockefeller Onassis fortune?"
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"Exactly."
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"She goes by "Pip.""
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"- Pip? - Pip."
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"Been trying to schmooze her for months."
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"I can't make a move until he dies,"
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"If we can charm her, we'll be set for life."
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"like a laughing hyena."
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"I don't sound desperate,"
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"but I'm very desperate."
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"I'm not a very capable predator."
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"I think this is the day I starve to death."
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"Just kidding, I have no family."
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"But I'm a very involved uncle."
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"That's too much work. Just mow with the blower"
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"always pointed toward Joe's lawn."
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"Hey, boys. I've got some cookies and special grape juice for you."
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"Come on and get it, Petey."
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"Sweet."
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"with the large pill in the center for me."
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"Sorry, Chris. He just got to them first."
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"I thought I was your favorite."
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"You mustn't think you've failed me"
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"You were the first real love"
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"I ever had"
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"I swear they still are true"
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"For no one else"
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"I gave to you"
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"Torn between two lovers"
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"Loving both of you"
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"Is breaking all the rules"
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"Feeling like a fool"
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"Loving you both is breaking all the rules."
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"All right, now let's kick it up a notch."
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"You know you can't control yourself any longer."
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"Brian, look."
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"I don't know, but now's our chance."
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"I hate myself for doing this."
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"Is that a Cats Protective League pin on your lapel?"
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"Why, yes."
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"It's my favorite charity."
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"I love cats."
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"I've devoted my life to helping them."
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"I like this party."
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"Pussies."
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"I'm sorry, gentlemen, but my husband is feeling ill"
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"and stepped into the men's locker room."
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"Would you be so kind as to check on him?"
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"Don't worry. I've got a very thick,"
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"yellow toenail finder app on my phone."
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"Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew."
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"Ew!"
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"Do you think he's dead?"
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"Wha... Quagmire?"
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"No. Quagmire!"
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"- That's what I said. - Oh. Oh, sorry."
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"I didn't, I didn't hear you 'cause of the prosthetics."
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"Hey, just checking to see if the old man is dead."
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"Geez, how many of us are doing this con?"
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"I've got no chance, have I? A tertiary character like me."
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"You most certainly do not. I don't even think"
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"- You're Margaret's husband? - That's right."
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"Listen, rookie, you're out of your league."
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"You think you know how to bang a woman who's seen a dodo bird?"
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"Wait, but how can you be married?"
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"You don't even live together."
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"I say, "Yes, I was." And that's it."
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"Well, you've clearly invested a lot of time into this."
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"And yet two fellows like us with loose lips"
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"could cause it all to fall apart."
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"- Who's this trombone? - I'm the guy"
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"so I'll make a deal with you guys."
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"if you know what I mean... Take her skydiving,"
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"something that might, you know, overwhelm her elderly heart..."
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"I'll split the estate with you two."
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"But unless you're prepared to kill her, get the hell out."
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"All right, I got to run. It's her birthday."
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"Happy birthday"
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"Dear Margaret Woolworth Carrington Von Schumacher"
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"I'm, uh, just gonna hang here for a minute."
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"Second Montgomery De LaRoche Geico Vanderbilt"
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"Dumont Lamborghini Forbes Higbee Winthrop"
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"Motel Six Fairchild Brook Pritzker Davenport"
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"Pembroke Huffington Bush Mellon Sinclair"
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"that's a freshly oiled hinge."
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"Like hell it is."
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"Jesse, is this really happening?"
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"You're seeming kind of cocky,."
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"Why are you being such a jerk, Dad?"
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"D-D-D-D-D-Dad?"
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"Well, he often said he wanted to explode all over me."
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"Sorry I got jealous, Dad."
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"Hey, did you get a little aroused when we were wrestling?"
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"- No. - Me, neither."
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"I am Herbert!"
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"I am Herbert."
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"I am Herbert. I am Herbert."
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"Good Quahog, evening."
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"Good evening, Hog-quo, I'm Tucker Tom. Nope."
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"Good aftereveningnoon, HogTom, Quo I'merTuck."
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"Quo Goodningnoon, TomerTuck,"
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"Newport's wealthiest heiress, Margaret Woolworth..."
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"Holy God, I'm not reading all that..."
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"Was found dead in her home of an apparent heart attack."
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"- Did you...? - No. Did you?"
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"No. You think Quagmire did?"
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"You, uh... you guys actually did it."
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"And made it look like a heart attack."
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