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Clips from Mr. Pickles - Dead Man's Curve (S01E01)

"We don't want anybody to think mom's not doing her job."
Mr. Pickles
"Oh, a lot of dogs are scared by vacuums."
Mr. Pickles
"- Donny "Skids" McGeelton. - No!"
Mr. Pickles
"Help me get my Sally back,"
Mr. Pickles
"Okay. Okay."
Mr. Pickles
"But Sally's house looks just the same."
Mr. Pickles
"Get off of the sidewalk! Aah!"
Mr. Pickles
"Ew. Wha?!"
Mr. Pickles
"- 'Sup? - What does "'sup" mean?"
Mr. Pickles
"Oh, I'm not cool anymore. ♪ and I'm feeling bad ♪"
Mr. Pickles
"♪...ever had ♪"
Mr. Pickles
"Ah-ah."
Mr. Pickles
"- Hey, baby! - Uh..."
Mr. Pickles
"I'll never make it!"
Mr. Pickles
"I'm not a loser..."
Mr. Pickles
"Dad? I'm not bringing you food anymore."
Mr. Pickles
"- Ohh. - Ooh, sorry, honey. I'm late!"
Mr. Pickles
"- you're fired!" - Goodman!"
Mr. Pickles
"And don't screw it up or..."
Mr. Pickles
"I'm fired?"
Mr. Pickles
"I'm calling with your daily report on Mr. Goodman."
Mr. Pickles
"Yes, but no more reports on Goodman, okay?"
Mr. Pickles
"Okay. Ah."
Mr. Pickles
"Table fight! Wall fight!"
Mr. Pickles
"Things sure have changed. Oh, no!"
Mr. Pickles
"- You're not the pizza man. - The thought of you"
Mr. Pickles
"Let me do this one, kid. I swore that if I survived,"
Mr. Pickles
"- Oh! Linda! - Oh."
Mr. Pickles
"Now let's get your Sally back so we can"
Mr. Pickles
"- Uh, I don't know. - Please, stop."
Mr. Pickles
"We'll do anything."
Mr. Pickles
"Oh, looks like you missed a spot."
Mr. Pickles
"- Oh, that's it! - Uh-oh."
Mr. Pickles
"- Nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh. - Yeah, shut up, bitch."
Mr. Pickles
"Move it, fleabag."
Mr. Pickles
"Aren't you gonna have breakfast?"
Mr. Pickles
"♪ You're welcome to ♪ ♪ do some test runs ♪"
Mr. Pickles
"Oh, boss! That was perfect."
Mr. Pickles
"Look!"
Mr. Pickles
"- Aah! - Who are you?"
Mr. Pickles
"But someone else had his eyes on her..."
Mr. Pickles
"And since then, I I've been trying to get out"
Mr. Pickles
"is what's kept me alive. Well, that and rats."
Mr. Pickles
"Hello? This is boss."
Mr. Pickles
"Wow. Hey, what are you doing?"
Mr. Pickles
"is all that's kept me alive for 70 years."
Mr. Pickles
"It means "what's poppin'?" Like, "how you doin'?""
Mr. Pickles
"- Well, not good. - I wasn't really asking, playboy."
Mr. Pickles
"- But I can't fix this myself. - Oh! I know how to fix it."
Mr. Pickles
"The kid is back! Oh!"
Mr. Pickles
"Huh? Uh, Floyd? Uh, tell me where I'd be"
Mr. Pickles
"Help!"
Mr. Pickles
"Huh? Whoa!"
Mr. Pickles
"- Ah! - Watch!"
Mr. Pickles
"♪ Whoever wins ♪ ♪ I'll pat 'em on the head ♪"
Mr. Pickles
"Hey, Mrs. Goodman!"
Mr. Pickles
"- What you doing? - Showing Stanley"
Mr. Pickles
"Aah!"
Mr. Pickles
"They call me "the kid" 'cause back then,"
Mr. Pickles
"But they always said I'd combed too hard."
Mr. Pickles
"The kid?! You lookin' gross!"
Mr. Pickles
"I think you done slid down a mountain full of razor blades,"
Mr. Pickles
"climbed a building butt naked, and tongue kissed a lizard"
Mr. Pickles
"- I'm all washed up. - Wait! That's it!"
Mr. Pickles
"♪ a wild sort of devil ♪"
Mr. Pickles
"- I love you, too. - You never say "I love you.""
Mr. Pickles
"Yeah, 'cause he's dead."
Mr. Pickles
"- Hey! - Shand they're off!"
Mr. Pickles
"I'm good... boy, Mr. Pickles."
Mr. Pickles
"Good idea, boy. This is gonna be"
Mr. Pickles
"Oh, no! ♪ But be careful ♪"
Mr. Pickles
"And if anyone calls, just pretend you're me."
Mr. Pickles
"Pipe down!"
Mr. Pickles
"Come in! Sally!"
Mr. Pickles
"I'm tic-tac-toein' that ho, know what I mean?"
Mr. Pickles
"Sink fight!"
Mr. Pickles
"I said stop playing that game!"
Mr. Pickles
"- Tommy! - Are you okay?"
Mr. Pickles
"- Let's get out of here! - Ohh."
Mr. Pickles
"Aah! Aah! I used my gardening gloves,"
Mr. Pickles
"- Bye! Off to work! - Oh!"
Mr. Pickles
"♪ With the other boys ♪ shwee!"
Mr. Pickles
"You girls are crazy."
Mr. Pickles
"what it's like if I don't do my job."
Mr. Pickles
"- Oh! - Boss!"
Mr. Pickles
"And if you go off, you'll be dead, man."
Mr. Pickles
"The kid?! We thought you were dead."
Mr. Pickles
"♪ everything ♪ ♪ is over ♪"
Mr. Pickles
"Work it, twerk it, drop it, lock it."
Mr. Pickles
"Good one, honey."
Mr. Pickles
""Goodman, if you don't make a sale,"
Mr. Pickles
"So I want you to sit in my office today."
Mr. Pickles
"what it would be like if I didn't have a job."
Mr. Pickles
"Sally Wilton. Oh, she had me all doll dizzy."
Mr. Pickles
"And that night, they were right."
Mr. Pickles
"Cover up your knees, you whore! There's children out here."
Mr. Pickles
"- friends with benefits, kid. - Spank it, daddy."
Mr. Pickles
"This is the boss."
Mr. Pickles
"- Goodman! - You gotta..."
Mr. Pickles
"You gotta get out of here."
Mr. Pickles
"I'm free for the first time in months!"
Mr. Pickles
"Not only does Miravac 2000"
Mr. Pickles
"I'm going too fast!"
Mr. Pickles
"- Huh. Maybe we do. - Okay."
Mr. Pickles
"if I wasn't in my office."
Mr. Pickles
"♪ But dead on the level ♪ ♪ was my gal sal ♪"
Mr. Pickles
"I'm back!"
Mr. Pickles
"- Hi, Will. - Hi Dave."
Mr. Pickles
"of this seat belt. Oh, the thought of Sally"
Mr. Pickles
"Mr. Pickles? Whoa!"
Mr. Pickles
"And this belongs to me! I..."
Mr. Pickles
"- 'cause you wack, son! - Yeah, you wack."
Mr. Pickles
"- Are we taking a nap now? - Tommy?"
Mr. Pickles
"You better find him before I do!"
Mr. Pickles
"You'll never make it around"
Mr. Pickles
"I'm not worried! My car's tip-top!"
Mr. Pickles
"- Jell-o fight! - I'm taking"
Mr. Pickles
"and they were filled with a human face!"
Mr. Pickles
"Whee! Uh-oh!"
Mr. Pickles
"He's just going to rest for a while."
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