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Clips from The Cleveland Show - Terry Unmarried (S02E02)

"And apparently, I'm not gonna learn this song either."
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"Terry Kimple's gay."
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"You know Chad who cuts my hair?"
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"I mean, back in the day, he was the Rock Hudson of Stoolbend High..."
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"Oh..."
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"Ha-ha. Come on, Cleveland. Who cares if he's gay?"
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"...in eating dinner at Paul's house."
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"Cleveland, don't lump me in with your close-mindedness."
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"Let me finish... . phobe. A homophobe."
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"Oh. That's ridiculous. My best friend Terry is gay."
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"Get back here, you little snot-sucking dwarf."
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"Look who's talking, you hungry, hungry hypocrite."
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"- He told me not to eat boogers. - I was trying to help him."
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"- But then I saw him eating. - Can't a man relax?"
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"You want to pick your nose? Fine, that's great."
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"I don't wanna hear about it. And I don't wanna see it."
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"What you do in your bedroom with your body is your bus..."
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"Oh, all right, I guess we're going to dinner."
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"And I guess we are too."
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"Dinner is served. Grilled cheese and spaghetti."
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"Wow, you guys aren't like the gays on TV. Where are your Bette Midler posters?"
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"Bette Midler. She's wonderful. Google her."
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"Dumb gays."
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"Well, one of us was not officially divorced. Not important who."
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"And you can if we bring gay marriage to Virginia."
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"You think we could?"
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"Why not?"
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"Terry, we're gonna bring gay marriage to Virginia."
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"Let's do it."
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"Did they go for it?"
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"No. And this is just wrong, Cleveland."
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"Terry and Paul's love is just as valid as ours."
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"If you guys wanna get married, let's all go get married."
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"Let's have a double wedding in Vermont."
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"No."
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"Ask me."
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"All right, fine."
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"Terry Kimple, will you marry me?"
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"Yes."
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"How far do you think they're gonna go?"
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"These pants don't fit."
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"They're a 44. They fit."
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"Just give me my sweatpants."
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"Paul, what's wrong?"
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"It's Terry. I can't find him."
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"I think he got cold feet."
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"Well, if it makes you feel any better, you're not the first lady... Man..."
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"Human Terry's pumped and dumped."
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"That's not the Terry I know, Cleveland."
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"He's the most thoughtful man I've ever met."
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"Heck, on my birthday, he turned my living room into a live butterfly garden."
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"Just because I once said I liked butterflies."
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"Wow, well, good luck, Paul. I have a wedding to get to."
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"Fine, I'll marry Paul."
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"Marry Terry?"
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"Go find Terry."
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"So you're marrying that guy for the second time?"
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"I have children."
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"Lassie."
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"Wait, what am I doing? I've wasted four hours."
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"Terry."
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"Over here."
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"What are you doing out here skinny-dipping when you're supposed to be..."
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"Is that a tire swing?"
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"- Uh-huh. - Whee!"
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"So I guess the gay experiment's over, huh?"
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"My life is not an experiment, you intolerant ass."
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"Well, that's a little sharp."
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"If you're so sure of yourself, why are you here instead of at the wedding chapel?"
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"Terry, I've known you for 35 years..."
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"...and you never even bought a chick a cheeseburger."
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"So?"
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"You built Paul a butterfly garden."
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"Oh, man. He told you that?"
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"That's embarrassing."
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"Terry, this whole thing's embarrassing."
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"And, Terry, when you find your soul mate, you should marry him."
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"I've come a long way."
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"I now pronounce you husband and wife."
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"Cleveland, what you did today was a good thing."
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"Thank you, Donna. But enlightenment is its own reward."
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"...mm, lips."
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"Look what you and your lies are doing to this family."
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"The hell you will."
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"Men are jerks."
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"I had no idea how fun life is when guys are buying all your drinks."
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"Oh, I peed in there."
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"- You're acting like a homo... - Oh. Don't you call me that."
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"There will be no passing water at the table tonight."
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"- It's not love - No, it's not"
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"What do you say, Paul?"
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"I know. You wouldn't think these fellas would share my political views..."
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"Aah!"
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"Ah! Junior, enough."
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"These mean nothing."
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"Dang, how'd you do it?"
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"Oh, gross. I'm out of here."
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"I can't do it."
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"I just wanna say goodbye."
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"You gave this man the best few years"
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"Oh, Terry, Terry, Terry."
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"And then, I met Paul here."
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"But, Donna, Terry's always gotten lots of girls."
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"And so I found a place Where everyone will know"
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"I drank a pot of coffee before dinner."
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"Robert and I never finalized our divorce, so you and I are not legally married. Oh!"
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"Look at yourself. I am not giving up on you."
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"I care. Which is why I told them that you and I have no interest..."
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"So I hear you guys are getting remarried. Or never were married, or something."
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"You ask me, you bastard."
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