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Clips from The Cleveland Show - Terry Unmarried (S02E02)

"Relax, Donna. Enjoy."
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"Morning, Terry. Here's that hat I borrowed from you back in eighth grade."
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"- Sure. - Ha-ha."
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"I'm gonna go put it back in its case."
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"Mom just doesn't want to hurt your feelings by telling you your coffee sucks."
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"I can't believe I trusted her."
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"Oh, fainting couch already paying for itself. Hmm."
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"What the...? What'd I say?"
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"Yeah, well, girls don't think it's cool. They think it's gross."
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"I've made you something else to drink, Donna."
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"That was supposed to shatter. Imagine that it shattered."
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"D... Donna, drink my coffee..."
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"She doesn't care for the coffee."
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"You lied to me. You're a liar."
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"Oh, son of a bitch."
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"Let's see what we got."
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"I'd be more shocked if you didn't."
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"Oh, hey, Donna."
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"Remember when I called you at work on Tuesday..."
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"...and you said it was okay? Which was it?"
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"Goodnight, Cleveland."
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"Are you? Or is the couch gonna sleep on you?"
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"Are you having an affair with the couch? Is the couch a better lover than me?"
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"But since I don't, I'll just take off my socks."
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"...and have some rowdy, just-short-of-cheating-on-Donna fun."
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"Loaf of bread, container milk, stick of butter."
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"My love"
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"The nuggets of my life"
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"Of his young life"
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"And it's not lust"
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"I gotta flick you goodbye"
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"Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh Put me in your mouth"
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"- Goodbye - Goodbye"
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"But I'm your booger, sugar."
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"No wonder women are always so happy and easygoing."
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"Beat up the beat. Fist pumping like a champ."
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"Well, y'all, it's been fabulous and thanks for the Palmtinis..."
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"...but I need to get home to my lady."
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"Goodbye, Cleveland."
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"Ha-ha-ha. Look at those two Seacresting out."
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"Terry Kimple?"
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"Oh, Terry, Terry, Terry."
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"Ever since then, it's been Terr and the Bear."
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"Neither of you seems gay. Gays should make their gayness obvious to everyone..."
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"But now that things are out in the open, we can double-date."
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"And Mary had a little lamb. These are things we know."
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"We do? How did you know Terry was gay?"
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"Oh, that gay guy who probably likes sodomy?"
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"He and Terry lived together before you moved back to town. I figured you knew."
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"What are you two scrapping about?"
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"Hey. No argument. Okay, you listen to me."
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"Just do it in your room behind closed doors."
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"Yay!"
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"Beth who?"
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"Man, you breeders are so lucky. We'd love to get married."
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"Well, uh..."
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"Donna, shut the hell up."
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"I say, "Ask me to marry you, you son of a bitch.""
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"Is that a gay thing? Tying up your ankles, cutting off the circulation?"
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"What? No. He left me a note. I don't understand it."
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"Cleveland, you know what you have to do."
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"Lassie."
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"Because marriage is scary."
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"But, I'm your best friend and I want you to be happy."
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"And I think you found your soul mate in Paul."
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"Cleveland, thanks, buddy."
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"I love you."
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"I love you."
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"I'm so proud of you."
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"- You may now kiss your husband. - Ah!"
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"My name is Cleveland Brown And I am proud to be"
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"Right back in my hometown With my new family"
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"There's old friends and new friends And even a bear"
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"Through good times and bad times It's true love we share"
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"My happy mustache face This is The Cleveland Show"
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"Anyone seen the coffee pot?"
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"Your stepmother just washed the floor."
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"Hey, Daddy. I built this costume to surprise you."
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"You created a powered suit of armor with a built-in weapons system..."
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"...and a shoulder-mounted Gatling gun out of pots and pans?"
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"Yeah."
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"Hmm."
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"Ah. Whew."
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"I've been making my special blend of coffee for Donna since the day we were married."
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"What on Earth? Cleveland Brown Jr."
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"Present."
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"And stupid."
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"Mm. Oh, Cleveland, I love you and your fine dark beans."
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"Me too."
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"Wait, are you talking about his...?"
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""Ayatollah Buttahola.""
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"Heh-heh-heh. That's still funny."
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"Ha-ha. You're right. Can I borrow it?"
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"Hey, everybody. Good news. The hat's back."
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"Roberta, what are you doing?"
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"Dumping out your terrible coffee and making a new pot..."
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"...like Mom makes me do every morning."
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"Ah! That can't be true. She loves my coffee."
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"You're a liar, Roberta. A trashy dresser and a liar."
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"And you're an idiot."
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"Comfortable."
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"So, what do you say during nap time I crawl on your mat..."
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"...when Mrs. Lowenstein isn't looking? We could kiss each other on the..."
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"Eww!"
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"Bernard, Theodore. You all see that? She crazy."
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"What you expect? You just ate a booger in front of her. That ain't cool."
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"Why not? Boogers are fun, free and delicious."
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"Besides, that guy's doing it and he looks pretty cool."
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"Ah. Chow fun."
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"And if you don't quit eating them boogers, you ain't gonna score no more."
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"Ain't gonna "score no more"?"
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"That was the booger. I swallowed it."
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"Roberta, would you pass the water?"
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"A cup of my special, much-Ioved coffee..."
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"...for my special, much-Ioved wife."
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"Cleveland, you'd have no way of knowing this, but I..."
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"All right, I'm imagining it."
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"...which you love."
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"As you wish."
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"Aha. I knew it. You hate my coffee."
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