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Clips from South Park - 4th Grade (S04E04)

"If you'll just agree with him,"
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"you can build another one and usher in a whole new era of science."
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"I don't think so."
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"I don't want to live in that world."
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"- I know. - Yeah."
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"They don't even realise that "The Menagerie" originally was the pilot"
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"if you guys build another time machine,"
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"you can travel back in time"
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"and ask the creator of Star Trek how many episodes there were!"
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"You must go in and face what lives inside."
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"- What lives inside? - Hell if I know, I wouldn't go in there."
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"There's nothing in here at all."
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"Oh, and I actually thought my mental demons would be in here."
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"Wait a minute. Maybe there's not supposed to be anything in here."
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"Hey, hurry up in there."
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"Hey, where the hell did she go?"
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"Who... Who are you?"
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"My gay side? I don't have a gay side!"
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"You must face me at last."
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"You aren't real. You can't be."
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"What do you want?"
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"I want you to not fight me any more,"
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"But I'm not gay, everyone just thinks I am!"
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"Oh, stop it! What about the time you looked at"
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"to the men's 100-metre swimming relay at the Olympics?"
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"- Admit it! - No!"
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"You have to stop lying to yourself and get a..."
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"All right. All right, I admit it!"
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"I'm gay!"
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"I'm gay."
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"I'm gay."
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"You hear that, everyone?"
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"I'm gay!"
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"What is going on now?"
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"Ha, ha, teacher! We're travelling back in time to third grade..."
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"this time you'd stand up and do it with me."
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"Oh, good gravy, not this again."
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"Yes, we've had a new time machine built,"
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"this one out of a simple microwave oven and a duck."
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"perhaps we shall see you in the past."
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"- Gentlemen. - Children, I will have order!"
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""Gun on Ice Planet Zero" was a two-parter."
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"You can suck my balls!"
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"What?"
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"Go ahead. Whip them out, and I'll suck them."
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"Touché, teacher, touché."
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"Now, children, listen to me."
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"Why do you want to go back in time?"
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"Yes, there are times in our life that we wish we could relive,"
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"but if we already lived them perfectly,"
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"why live them again?"
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"The adventure of life is that there is always something new,"
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"A fun game is a game that gets harder as it goes."
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"So it is with life."
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"Do you understand?"
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"Dude, she's right."
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"- Yeah, you suck, Cartman. - What?"
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"All right, students, that will be quite enough."
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"If you're ready,"
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"Hey, Timmy's back!"
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"Dude, it looks like he's been all over time!"
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"He must have such cool stuff to tell us!"
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"You know I'm always here to help, Principal Victoria."
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"Hey, guess what, everybody?"
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"I'm gay!"
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"- Mr. Garrison? - What?"
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"- You admit it! - Oh, that's great, Mr. Garrison!"
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"Yeah, it feels really good."
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"If it's all right with you, I'd like to go back to teaching the third grade."
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"I'm heading up to South Park Gonna see if I can't unwind"
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"Well, here we are, dude."
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"He's right. We have to take a hard stance right now"
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"Hey, Timmy might need some help pulling his pants down."
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"I don't know how your last teacher behaved,"
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"Oh, weak, you guys. Seriously weak."
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"I just didn't think it would come so soon."
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"Wow, I had already forgotten how great third grade was."
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"What's the problem?"
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"No, it's really not as nice as you might imagine, Chef."
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"Oh? Which one?"
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"Gentlemen."
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"the chair blows, and if he gets off, the chair blows?"
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"on the scene of a handicapped boy's wheelchair set with explosives."
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"Dear Jesus! Hang on, lady!"
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"It's okay!"
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"He was a closet homosexual who hated gay people."
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"His first novel sold very well"
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"and went up into the mountains to live in solitude."
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"Oh, I'll find him,"
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"fights for his life on a wheelchair of death."
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"It's all right, everything is going to be fine."
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"Go, go!"
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"haven't taught in over eight months."
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"Children, we are now going to do math problems."
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"- No! - No?"
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"You will be. You will be."
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"- God damn it, this is ridiculous. - What?"
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"No, because he's wrong!"
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"Well?"
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"There's nothing in here but an exit to the other side."
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"Maybe I'm supposed to see that I alone do have the strength to reach the kids."
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"your denial of who you are, of who we are."
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"Damn you, spirit, haunt me no longer!"
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"I am gay!"
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"All right, children, I hope you all did your..."
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"You said, "Suck my balls. " Well..."
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"Life isn't about going back, it's about going forward."
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"Yeah. And you know, now that I think about it,"
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"Well, congratulations."
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"Going down to South Park Gonna leave my woes behind"
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"- Perfect! - But when we pull our pants down,"
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"But from a scientific standpoint,"
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"Do you know what it is to be a teacher, Ms..."
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"And live in a world of 72 original Star Treks?"
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"- No, it wasn't! - Oh, son of a bitch."
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"Yeah. Third grade sucked."
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"Children, get back into your seats!"
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"could create a wormhole in which time could not escape."
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"No, pizza face took all his equipment home to his mom's."
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"Timmy."
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