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Clips from South Park - 4th Grade (S04E04)

"And on the other side,"
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"Back in the third grade."
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"- Cool. - Wow."
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"- Yeah! - Yeah!"
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"- Oh, here she comes. - All right, children,"
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"Please pass your papers up to the front."
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"Oh, God damn it, you guys, I am so seriously..."
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"I said, pass your papers to the front."
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"We didn't feel like it."
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"It's Choksondik! And you are all going to have detention!"
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"Molecular grenadine active."
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"- What are you doing? - We are going back in time"
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"to the third grade."
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"Goodbye, teacher. Perhaps we shall see you in another year."
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"Well, well, well, I'd say somebody has some explaining to do."
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"Dude, Timmy's chair is packed with all that stuff."
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"- We gotta help him! - Yeah!"
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"- Timmy you have to stop! - No!"
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"- No? - Look, the system malfunctioned."
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"If he stops, the nuclear core could bake its magnetic field"
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"and the whole chair will blow sky high."
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"What? Timmy you gotta get off that chair!"
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"- No! - No?"
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"If he gets off, the whole thing blows!"
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"- Yeah. - Yeah."
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"It's been over three hours since the police first showed up"
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"Over here! Over here!"
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"without risking explosion,"
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"and so the SWAT team will now attempt to disarm the device."
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"Closer!"
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"Don't worry, son."
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"Timmy!"
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"Oh, my God, what's going on?"
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"Oh, my God! Oh, My God!"
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"Okay, okay. Oh, my God."
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"- Timmy? - Okay, I've got the speed at five."
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"Good. What's the wheelchair's battery power at?"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Less than 20 minutes!"
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"Less than 20 minutes?"
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"What do you think, too forward?"
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"These children are out of control!"
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"I must speak with their last year's teacher, Mr. Garrison!"
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"As we said before, that's impossible."
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"What in God's name happened to him?"
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"Ms. Choksondik, Mr. Garrison had several... emotional issues."
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"Whenever someone asked him if he was gay, he'd go nuts."
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"Then he was accused of trying to solicit sex from a young boy."
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"After being dismissed from teaching, he went off to write romance novels."
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"and everything was fine until he found out"
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"and was considered the best homoerotic novel"
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"He finally snapped and had a nervous breakdown,"
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"Some say that on cold nights you can still hear him moaning,"
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""I'm not gay. I'm not gay.""
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"I'm not gay!"
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"I see. Then the only way I'll find the secret to teaching these kids,"
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"is to go up into those mountains and find Mr. Garrison myself."
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"But he could be anywhere up high in those mountains."
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"even if I have to climb up, and up, and up..."
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"- No! - What?"
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"Oh, my God! Oh, my God!"
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"Tom, I'm standing about two miles outside of Denver,"
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"where the darling handicapped boy"
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"Guys, can you tell us"
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"Well, it's a simple hydrogen fusion core with a beltic reactor."
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"It just turned into a time bomb."
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"in all the 72 original Star Trek episodes."
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"Yeah. Wait, you mean 73 episodes."
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"- No, there weren't! - You are such a nerd!"
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"Tom, I understand that now the rescuers are going to try and send in"
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"one of the handicapped boy's little friends,"
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"in an attempt to keep him calm and hopefully disarm the device."
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"- Oh, my God! - All right, young man,"
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"when you get underneath that wheelchair,"
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"and then I'll tell you which wires to cross, ready?"
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"Stay calm! You have to stay calm!"
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"- No, no, that's only if the boy gets off. - Oh. See you."
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"Ten seconds, Hanson!"
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"Timmy!"
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"Hello?"
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"Oh, what am I doing? I'm gonna get myself killed."
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"Is anyone here?"
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"Mr... Mr. Garrison?"
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"Who are you? What do you want?"
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"I'm the new fourth grade teacher. I've come to seek your help."
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"Please. I don't know how to handle the new fourth graders."
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"No... No, I"
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"Mr. Garrison, you knew how to reach these kids."
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"You're my only hope."
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"- Choksondik. - No, I don't!"
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"It's a lie! You see?"
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"That's what you get for being a teacher!"
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"and then people start rumours that you're gay,"
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"even though you love puntang!"
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"Mr. Garrison, these children are depending on me to give them a future."
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"Please, help me, for them, for the future of our children."
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"- $200. - Done."
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"Dude, you gotta build us another time machine."
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"Huh? Oh. Can't."
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"What do you mean, "Can't"? You made it work, just build another one."
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"There's 73 original Star Treks. He keeps saying there's 72."
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"No, he actually thinks there's 72."
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"All right, come on, guys."
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"Timmy!"
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"But, teacher, I don't want to do my math problems."
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"You will do them or else you'll be in very big trouble!"
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"Well, I'm not going to do it, teacher, you can just suck my balls."
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"You must extinguish it with a vulgar suggestion."
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"When a child says, "Suck my balls," you say, "Present them.""
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"Present them."
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"Good. Very good."
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"You're ready to move on to the next level."
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"and so we, too, must face those demons."
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"I'm ready. I'm not afraid."
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"Dude, can you please just stop fighting with your friend"
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"Look, there aren't 73 episodes of Star Trek, there are 72."
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"Pizza face is wrong."
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"Who the hell cares?"
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"I know! Why does he have to be such a dick about it?"
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"Wouldn't it be better to just agree with him and forget the whole thing?"
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