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Clips from South Park - 4th Grade (S04E04)

"There it is! Come on, everybody!"
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"- No way, lady! - Eric, I mean it!"
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"Present them."
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"That's what Mr. Garrison would have said."
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"new challenges, new experiences."
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"third grade wasn't all that great, either."
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"Cartman, why the hell did you try to make us think third grade was so great?"
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"let's continue on with the fourth grade."
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"I'm as gay as a gymnast on shore leave."
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"You admit it?"
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"You've finally come to terms with yourself."
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"Yeah, congratulations."
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"You know, I feel like I can start anew."
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"Oh, I'm sorry, we don't hire gay people."
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"Ample parking day or night People spouting, "Howdy, neighbour""
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"West side."
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"Get out of my way, you little dorks!"
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"Hey, we're fourth graders now, too!"
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"so move it!"
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"Dude, we gotta find some third graders to beat up."
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"- What grade are you going into? - Third."
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"You know, I heard our fourth grade teacher is some new lady from Denver."
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"- Denver? - Dude, we could walk all over her."
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"and establish that we're the dominant ones in this relationship."
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"All right. Hey, listen up everybody."
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"We need to stand up to this new teacher and insert ourselves."
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"Let's all do something radical."
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"How about right at 8:35, we all jump up on our desks,"
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"- Yeah! - Yeah!"
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"shall we stand front ways or back?"
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"I mean, do we show her our behinds or our wieners?"
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"Or maybe we could stand like this,"
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"with our wieners poking through the back of our legs,"
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"you know, give her a nice fruit bowl."
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"Yeah, or we could just show our asses."
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"Okay, so it's decided."
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"When the clock hits 8:35,"
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"- Yeah! - Yeah!"
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"Timmy!"
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"Whoa, dude, this is our new classroom?"
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"Look at all this stuff."
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"Everything is written in some strange foreign language."
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"All right, children, quiet down."
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"Welcome to the fourth grade."
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"Holy God, dude."
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"My name is Ms. Choksondik."
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"More like "Ms Makes-Me-Sick.""
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"- Yeah! - Play time is over, children!"
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"Do you understand me?"
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"but this is the fourth grade, and it is time to go to work!"
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"Kiss my ass!"
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"Well, young man, I hope you have a good explanation for this."
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"Oh, I'm sure I do."
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"This is the fourth grade. You need to grow up."
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"Now, get back to your desk and write a 1,000-word essay"
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"on why you feel you need to disrupt my class."
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"Fantastic, then."
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"Now, let us begin our first day exam."
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"Silence!"
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"And did you see her lazy eye?"
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"You can't even tell who she's looking at."
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"You guys are all such pussies."
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"I can't take it, man! Writing in cursive?"
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"Fractions? I can't do it!"
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"This is it, the end of innocence."
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"This is the loss of that playful youth all our parents warned us about."
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"Yeah, only now do we realise how much we all took the third grade for granted."
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"And now that it's all over,"
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"we're starting to see just how special it was."
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"We used to laugh and play and cherish each day in the third grade"
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"The world seemed to all make sense"
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"But that sense seems to slowly fade after third grade"
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"In third grade we used to write with crayons"
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"We had warm cookies and hearts full of love"
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"And there wasn't a care in the world for me or for you"
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"There's not a thing in this life that I wouldn't trade"
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"Just to go back for one minute to the third grade"
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"It sure was."
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"Hey, that's it. We gotta go back to third grade."
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"- How? - We travel back in time."
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"Oh, yeah, time travel."
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"How are we gonna do that?"
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"Does it hurt? I don't wanna do it if it hurts."
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"It can't be that bad, people do it on TV all the time."
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"Yeah, we just have to find somebody who knows how to do it."
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"They're always doing science experiments in their basement."
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"Yeah, if there's a way to travel back in time, those two dorks will know how."
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"When it comes to time travel theory,"
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"The Spock Theory is that a slingshot around the sun"
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"is that a magnetic vibration could create a rip in the time-space continuum..."
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"It's all theoretical."
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"the creation of a rip in space-time is possible."
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"We just need to find an inertia device."
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"Hey, this kid's electric wheelchair might be just what we need."
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"Oh, this new fourth grade teacher is driving me nuts."
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"And she doesn't seem to like wearing a bra."
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"You call that a problem?"
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"Principal Victoria, I would like a word."
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"Call the doctor."
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"My new students are the most misbehaved,"
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"illiterate, brain-dead group of children I have ever come across."
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"Well, Ms. Choksondik, those children did fairly well in the third grade."
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"The one in the wheelchair!"
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"Look, I would like to have a talk with their last year's teacher."
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"Nobody has seen Mr. Garrison since the last school year ended."
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"Why? Where did he go?"
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"We don't like to talk about it."
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"But I need help reaching these kids."
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"I have nothing but the highest expectations for them."
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"And with God as my witness,"
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"I am going to teach these kids the wonders of the world,"
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"so that they can reach the top."
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"I hope that sometime very soon"
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"you will let me in on what happened to this Mr. Garrison."
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"And with that, I will bid you good day."
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"All right, when we power up the handicapped kid's chair,"
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"it will accelerate at a high rate of speed about 10 feet that way,"
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"then make the required magnetic vibrations."
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"If the fields are right, it should then create a wormhole"
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"you guys are gonna have about 4.2 seconds to run through it."
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