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Clips from Modern Family - Weathering Heights (S08E08)

"Oh, uh, we're actually out of those."
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"You can have the rest."
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"No, no! We put some performance supplements in there"
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"that could mess with you as a lady."
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"What else is there?"
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"Well, I'm going to the store later."
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"In the meantime, you can have some fruit."
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"That's real? I thought it was just for show."
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"My star player Dwight has been living with us"
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"ever since his father"
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"was transferred to an army base in Florida."
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"He's doing his part for our country,"
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"so I thought I could do my part for our team."
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"Who's to say who the bigger hero is."
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"I will. He is."
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"I've had to wake up a half hour earlier to use the bathroom --"
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"Ugh. What are we gonna do?"
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"- Ready to go? - Yes! Yes!"
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"He's gonna help me pick out some cool new kicks."
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"Like Richard Gere taking Julia Roberts to the store."
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"That is right. We watched "Pretty Woman" last night."
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"I guess that would've been my window to eat something."
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"Okay, hold still. You have very deep-set eyes."
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"In college, they called my "The Raccoon.""
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"Although, that could've been because I climbed in"
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"through the doggy door at Zeta house and stole a pie."
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"My God."
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"I'm beautiful."
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"I have thought about it."
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"I've been practicing on people since Luke was 3."
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"Mo-o-o-o-ther nature."
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"You're not gonna believe who's behind you."
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"- Rainer Shine! - Who?"
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"The weatherman. Don't you watch the news?"
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"Yeah, at the gas station."
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"He's coming this way. Just..."
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"Whoa, careful now."
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"There's a stipulation in my contract --"
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"I have to be the best-looking guy here."
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"Stop it."
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"Rainer Shine."
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"It's, just, s-so nice to meet you."
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"That isn't your real name, is it?"
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"That's my name, and these are my teeth."
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"My name's Phil Dunphy."
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"I'm doing a little real-estate segment."
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"Could become a regular thing."
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"This is my make-up artist/daughter, Haley Dunphy."
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"It is a pleasure. You know, I think"
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"you sold my neighbor's house -- Doris Jacobs."
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"Uh, white, mid-century, big back porch?"
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"That's her."
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"Oh, of course. You're gonna want to"
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"go down that hallway, push through the big double doors."
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"You're gonna see some air vents on the way there."
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"Bring a sweater."
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"It tends to get a little chilly in that neck of the woods."
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"- Wow. - Wow."
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"Nice shooting the breeze with you, Phil."
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"but would you ever want to grab a beer?"
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"Sure. Sounds like fun."
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"All right!"
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"Here you go. Oh! C-- call me three times."
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"I'm kidding."
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"Just call me once. Tonight -- if you're around."
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"Okay."
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"Do meet your heroes."
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"What have you got?"
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"What says to Juilliard, "I'm your guy"?"
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"I look straight into the camera and say,"
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""Molière, Beckett, Delgado.""
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"Yes, it's bold to include my own name,"
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"You're kidding, right?"
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"Why? What's wrong?"
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"It's smug and privileged and precious."
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"No art school's gonna want that."
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"Okay. How about this?"
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"We open on a blank sheet of paper."
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"Under a Mozart fugue, we suddenly see a drop of blood."
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"Is it the admissions committee slitting their wrists?"
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"Fine."
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"The year is 18--"
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"They're gonna get a million applications"
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"from artsy little snots."
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"You've got to stand out."
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"When everybody else zigs, you've got to zoink."
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"Isn't it "zag"?"
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"Exactly."
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"Hi. We're back."
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"I don't know what this is, but I love it."
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"There's mud out front, so Dwight insisted."
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"Apparently, they're not cool after you get them dirty."
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"Oh!"
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"Last night, we also watch "An Officer and a Gentleman.""
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"Yeah, he lift me up where I belong."
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"- Okay. - Knock, knock!"
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"Yeah. Hi, Ms. Pasternack."
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"I got to go meet some friends."
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"- I'll see you guys later? - Okay. Be careful, Dwight."
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"Here. I brought by some more liquor bottles"
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"for Lily's project."
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"Wha-- wh-- What project?"
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"I don't know. I caught her going through"
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"Well, that's weird."
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"Anyway, tell her I'll have a couple more for her tomorrow."
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"Okay. Bye-bye. Take care."
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"She can't baby sit anymore."
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"What project?"
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"I don't know."
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"We've got a problem here."
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"Look what I found under Dwight's bed."
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"- Oh. - Oh."
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"Yeah, it's too bad."
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"He brought such a great energy to the house."
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"Mitchell."
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"I just need a minute to process this."
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"But the bottom line Karen is"
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"your viewers should work with a realtor they can trust."
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"Someone they can look in the eye."
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"Boop!"
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