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Clips from Modern Family - Weathering Heights (S08E08)

"This just in -- I'm gonna be on the news."
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"To clown college?"
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"Ugh. What is wrong with me? I feel so fuzzy."
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"Thanks, Mom. Feels good to laugh."
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"Win, win, win, win, win, win, win!"
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"Did you hear that? "Bweakfast.""
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"I think they're going to be blown away."
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"Thank you."
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"Oh, sweetie, I know."
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"Dwight and I are going shopping."
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"I need to wash my hands. Where's the restroom?"
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"It's just past that cold-air system."
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"I'll see if I can squeeze you into my 10-day outlook."
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"my garbage, and she said she needed liquor bottles."
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"Well, someone there said I was a real natural."
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"My makeup."
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"That smug sister of yours needs to be taken down a peg."
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"Wed wovah, wed wovah, wed wovah."
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"Betty bought a bit 'a bootie,"
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"Hop out. I want to start shooting."
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"There's no more football."
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"Uh..."
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"I win, you lose! I win! You lose! I win! You lose!"
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"and I wasted it on a Popsicle."
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"Just take the tea."
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"still couldn't be, you know, friends."
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"and showed me, by example,"
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"And you'd never leave me, would you, baby? Mm!"
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"I'm really okay with you dating Rainer."
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"that's just oil and a little sea salt."
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"All right."
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"No, no, I'm getting a new driver's license photo."
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"Oh, thank God. I smell coffee."
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"This morning has gotten off to a bit of a Rocky Horror Picture Show."
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"What did you do to your face?"
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"Like... yours are now."
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"Is this how we find out you're transitioning?"
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"Oh, please don't pick a young name."
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"The world doesn't need a 50-year-old Jasmine."
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"Trust me, this'll look completely normal on camera."
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"They're doing a segment on the real-estate market,"
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"and I'm their local expert."
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"Back to you, Claire."
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"I'm still reeling from the last time you were on the news."
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"And while people have found all sorts of ways"
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"to beat the heat, one local man is using his head."
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"Is it warm out? I hadn't noticed."
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"Oop. Looks like I need to re-apply."
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"Haley, go with him."
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"Make sure he gets all that stuff off his face."
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"Oh, stop being so hard on yourself. It's just arm hair."
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"I can't figure out this crossword puzzle."
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"I -- I think mono turned my mind to mush."
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"What's the clue? Maybe I can help."
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"What is so funny?"
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"I am a well-read college graduate."
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"I think I'm capable of doing a crossword puzzle."
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"Okay, professor."
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"Six-letter word, Archimedes' exclamation."
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"I don't like you right now."
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"Ugh. Why can't I get this?"
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"Archimedes' exclamation."
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"Eureka."
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"We may never know the answer to that clue,"
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"but it made me realize this was my chance"
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"to finally beat Alex at Scrabble."
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"I have never beaten her."
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"She's not the nicest winner."
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"I win, you lose!"
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"♪ I win! I win! You lose! ♪"
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"Lose, lose, lose, lose, lose!"
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"- Thank you for bweakfast. - You're welcome, sweetie."
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"It's a good thing that we're taking him to speech therapy."
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"I want everybody to understand every single thing he says."
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"Do you want marmalade on your brioche toast?"
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"Not a clue."
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"You're probably right to nip that speech problem in the bud."
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"Mitchell had a lisp we let slide."
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"Now we got a lifetime of "What if?""
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"That is so offensive."
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"A lisp doesn't make you gay."
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"Being gay makes you lisp."
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"Well, I finished the video for my Juilliard application."
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"Art school, huh? Well, you can always"
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"sell oranges by the side of the road."
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"Don't listen to him."
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"Go to your art school, be a playwright."
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"You can live here as long as you want."
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"♪"
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"♪ How does an artsy, well-read, child of divorce ♪"
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"♪ A Columbian dropped ♪"
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"♪ In the middle of a forgotten plot ♪"
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"♪ In suburbia with confidence and -- ♪"
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"You copied that from that play "Hamilton," right?"
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"I'm not sure "copied" is the word."
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"It's more of an homage."
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"Well, I homaged it about two weeks on "Jay Talking.""
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"You saw that episode, right?"
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"- Okay. - I rhymed "rice pudding""
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"Both delicious, by the way."
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"Oh, good God."
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"There are thousands of "Hamilton" parodies,"
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"and half of them are college applications."
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"It's okay, Papi. Maybe the people in New York"
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"haven't heard about "Hamilton.""
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"The deadline for early admission is tomorrow."
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"I'll never come up with something great by then."
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"Yes, you will, and I'll help."
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"You'd do that for me?"
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"Anything for you, kid."
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"I got to get this kid out of the house."
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"All his crazy quirks."
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"The farther away, the better."
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"I keep leaving brochures around for schools at sea."
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"All right, carb up, buddy."
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"Tackle these pancakes"
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"like it's fourth and goal on the one-yard line."
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"Good one, Coach."
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"Life's more fun when you put stuff in football terms."
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"Pancakes, yay!"
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