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Clips from American Dad! - Roy Rogers McFreely (S04E04)

"You feel that pressure on the back of your neck, Dad?"
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"- That's the thumb of the man pressing down on you! - I'm still the man!"
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"And you? You'll have this little piece."
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"This is my horseradish! All of it."
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"[Sobbing]"
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"Well, you win this round. I'm gonna go to my room and listen to Cilantro albums."
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"Dad, what happened to the system? Is-Is it broken?"
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"No, Son. They system's stronger than an alien in a wig."
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"[Clanking, Mechanical Whirring]"
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"Hey!"
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"and I was made of clay, and I was so flexible, and I loved it!"
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"[Roger] Tell him seven days a week."
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"- Seven days a week! - Roger?"
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"- Tell him no. - No!"
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"[Beeping]"
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"- What's the matter, Dad? The man got his boot up your ass? - Don't worry. I'm fine."
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"The system's gonna pull that boot right out of my ass and sew my anus up nice and tight."
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"Might even get it bleached. Birthday's comin' up."
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"Stan, I told you. I have a fever."
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"That's why I went to bed right after dinner."
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"What to do? What to do? What to do?"
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"Ho, ho, yes! I'll just put that trash thing in the proposal at Monday's meeting!"
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"- It does now. - Listen, Roger!"
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"It's Rogers. Roy Rogers McFreely."
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"And I hate to waste a good spotlight. [Clears Throat]"
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"[Imitating Jodie Foster] You see a lot, Dr. Lecter."
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"But are you strong enough to point that high-powered perception at yourself?"
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"How 'bout it? Look at yourself and write down the truth."
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"Or maybe you're afraid to."
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"be reinstated to their original glory."
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"- [P.A. Feedback Squeals] - Let's put 'er to a vote."
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"- [Gasps] - And I vote no. Motion denied unanimously."
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"In your face with a can of mace! Make you cry all over the place!"
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"Moving along. Father Donovan, you want to paint your house a previously unapproved color."
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"Linda, you want a hedge-height exemption. And, Sergei, you'd like bus maps to be in Russian."
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"I would prefer all maps be in Russian."
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"Except treasure maps. Sergei don't need to go on another treasure hunt."
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"Turning to these motions, which we secretly agreed to approve last night at Linda's house."
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"- All in favor? - [All] Aye!"
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"- What-What's going on? - Dirty politics."
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"- I think this symbol says it best. - Ghostbusters II?"
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"What? [Groans] I gotta stop smoking salvia before I go to the body-painting place."
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"I ain't 'fraid of no ghosts."
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"[Steve Groaning]"
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"- Did you crash when you saw the nonnative ornamental grass? - I did the same thing."
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"He did. The exact same thing."
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"McFreely's corrupted the association with backroom deals."
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"You're right about that."
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"Because as of now, the neighborhood watch is disbanded."
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"And the pink berets? What of them?"
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"- You're not. - How 'bout now?"
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"It's just that for the first time in your life, you're on the outside looking in."
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"The death you're feeling is the loss of your innocence."
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"Thanks, Hayley. Another simple point said long."
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"Look, Dad. Roger's in charge, and your wishes are counter to his."
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"- Say it like you mean it! - We're gonna stick it to the man."
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"- Louder! - We're gonna stick it to the man!"
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"- What are we gonna do? - We're gonna stick it to the man!"
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"- Ninety percent less. - We'll stick it to the man."
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"- Look! - What is all this?"
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"Forms! If we fill them out properly and submit them in a timely fashion..."
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"you can reintroduce your proposal within seven business days!"
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"Does my headband look like the kind of thing a person who fills out forms would wear?"
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"Is- Is that Mom's scarf?"
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"You're asking all the wrong questions, Steve!"
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"Now that Roger's the man, it's time for revolution!"
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"There's a butterfly one that's just gorgeous."
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"Ohh, I know the one he's thinking of. It is gorgeous."
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"Thank you all for coming. We find ourselves in troubling times."
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"Not compared to the rest of the world obviously. But here in the-"
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"bosom of our upper-middle-class... bosom-"
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"- I'll take it from here, Dad. - I kept saying bosom. I don't know why."
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"- I've never used that word before in my life. - It's okay, Dad. It's okay."
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"Chairman McFreely may have disbanded the neighborhood watch."
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"He may have taken your pink berets."
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"But he can't take your spirit! Now is the time to fight!"
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"- [Man] What's happening? - We're being rallied by a young strumpet!"
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"- Hey. - He's agoraphobic, so he can't go outside."
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"But he watches the corner of Wilton and Delancy for us."
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"Together, we can render McFreely powerless, forcing him to resign in shame."
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"And this is how we're gonna do it- with some unscheduled maintenance."
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"- Don't bring it up again. - I won't!"
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"On the next house, maybe we skip the primer and just do a coat of paint."
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"Hey, I take pride in what I do."
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"Slowly. Slowly."
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"That's a great idea, speakerphone."
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"[Yawns]"
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"- You have cereal and cartoons till 10:00. - No can do!"
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"The roses! McFreely and his thugs killed our roses!"
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"- We have a child. - Can't I be dramatic for five seconds?"
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"They send one of ours to the hospital, we send one of theirs to the morgue!"
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"Damn it, McFreely! How could you do this?"
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"McFreely didn't kill him, Dad. He died of old age."
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"Well, if McFreely isn't responsible for this, what's his next move?"
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"- [Phil] I think I know. - Yes, speakerphone?"
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"I think it's time for speakerphone to get a little fresh air."
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"[Phil] Guys, they're taking me out on the veranda!"
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"- Hang on, speakerphone! - [Clicks, Dial Tone]"
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"We already lost old guy! We're not losing speakerphone!"
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"- Dad, they have names. - There's no time for names!"
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"Hey, Terry, hang back for a second. I gotta ask you something."
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"[Speaking Spanish]"
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"Let me in, you sons of bitches! I'll kill all your families!"
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"## [Acoustic Guitar]"
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"- [Man] Wha- Hey! - [Woman Screams]"
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"- ## [Continues] - [Both Screaming]"
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"See you later, boys."
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"[Grunting]"
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"You should have bought the grenadine! It was on the list!"
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"- It was... unnecessary. - You think everything I want is unnecessary!"
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"You wouldn't let me adopt a rabbit! You never let me watch The Hills!"
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"His eyes are green and he's Latin. I need it!"
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"So, Mr. Tyrant, prepare to drink a Roy Rogers!"
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"[Gagging] This cola's warm!"
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"It's been in my pants for three weeks serving as my meaty parts. Sad to see it go really."
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"- Good job, Hayley! - Stop! I got a sheet of acid in my pocket!"
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"Not until you resign from the association!"
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"Not until I get a say at home! I want to be heard!"
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"Dad, you know how you felt when you had no say in the neighborhood?"
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"That's how Roger feels at home all the time."
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