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Clips from Family Guy - Grumpy Old Man (S10E10)

"Oh, God, it's the song again."
Family Guy
"Yes, Grandpa's here!"
Family Guy
"It doesn't even rhyme at all."
Family Guy
"He's going to buy you a soda and drive you around"
Family Guy
"Let's go."
Family Guy
"(RADIO STATIC)"
Family Guy
"Hey, just so you know, we're not listening to a radio station."
Family Guy
"We're listening to the hiss between two radio stations."
Family Guy
"Whoa! Watch your driving!"
Family Guy
"Is he... Is he sleeping?"
Family Guy
"Hey! Hey, wake up! Wake up!"
Family Guy
"You, lady, wake him up!"
Family Guy
"You like the Tom and Jerry, do you, dear?"
Family Guy
"Well, we'll dial them up when we get home."
Family Guy
"What the hell are you talking about? We're about to..."
Family Guy
"(GROANS)"
Family Guy
"What happened?"
Family Guy
"Where are my knitting needles?"
Family Guy
"Now I can work at Hot Topic"
Family Guy
"and make people sick as I ring up their purchases."
Family Guy
"Oh, damn it."
Family Guy
"Dude, bad news. You're dead."
Family Guy
"What? But I'm Death!"
Family Guy
"Sorry, dude. Super Death. You're done."
Family Guy
"Nope, when a Death dies, he gets reincarnated."
Family Guy
"You're being reincarnated as a Chinese baby right now!"
Family Guy
"- Girl? - Girl."
Family Guy
"Oh, no!"
Family Guy
"The egg that I was supposed to take care of for my high school project!"
Family Guy
"Mr. Burke was right. l'm not ready to be a parent."
Family Guy
"Wait a minute. l'm not in high school anymore."
Family Guy
"Maybe this is all a dream."
Family Guy
"Aah! It was a dream!"
Family Guy
"I need a glass of water."
Family Guy
"Wait a minute. I moved out of the desert years ago."
Family Guy
"Maybe this is a dream!"
Family Guy
"Aah!"
Family Guy
"Phew. I am ready to be a parent, Mr. Burke."
Family Guy
"Daddy, l'm so happy you're all right."
Family Guy
"We're lucky it wasn't more serious."
Family Guy
"Hey, how's the old guy doing?"
Family Guy
"Ugh, now here's Joe."
Family Guy
"Why is everybody we know depressing?"
Family Guy
"Mr. Pewterschmidt, I'm afraid I have some bad news."
Family Guy
"I'm gonna have to revoke your driver's license."
Family Guy
"What?"
Family Guy
"Please, Joe, I know he had an accident,"
Family Guy
"but can't you look the other way this one time?"
Family Guy
"As a friend?"
Family Guy
"Yeah, you know, Joe, you owe this family."
Family Guy
"I didn't tell anyone about your Fiona Apple tribute video."
Family Guy
"(SINGING) I've been a bad, bad girl"
Family Guy
"I've been careless with a delicate man"
Family Guy
"And it's a sad, sad world"
Family Guy
"When a girl will break a boy just because she can"
Family Guy
"l'm broken."
Family Guy
"BONNIE: Joe, open the garage."
Family Guy
"I've earned this private time!"
Family Guy
"Listen, I don't have time for this."
Family Guy
"Oh, don't be ridiculous!"
Family Guy
"Driver Pete at your service, sir."
Family Guy
"- Peter, we're not doing that. - Oh."
Family Guy
"Carter, you work too much as it is."
Family Guy
"You're not a young man anymore. You need to slow down."
Family Guy
"Slow down? I can't slow down."
Family Guy
"I'm running a six-billion-dollar company."
Family Guy
"If I slow down, the company goes under."
Family Guy
"It just seems to me that"
Family Guy
"perhaps it's time to think about retirement."
Family Guy
"Never! Retiremenfs for old people."
Family Guy
"I can work till I die."
Family Guy
"Maybe even after that."
Family Guy
"Mr. Pewterschmidt,"
Family Guy
"the gentlemen from Zurich are here for your 10:00."
Family Guy
"Will you need anything else?"
Family Guy
"Mr. Pewterschmidt!"
Family Guy
"But, dear, we are old."
Family Guy
"We can't keep pretending that nothing's changed."
Family Guy
"I mean, we almost injured our grandchild today."
Family Guy
"Besides, you're always complaining"
Family Guy
"that you don't have enough time to play polo"
Family Guy
"That is true."
Family Guy
"It does sometimes take me a while to moisten my mouth."
Family Guy
"You see, dear? And that's only the beginning."
Family Guy
"Retirement will be a wonderful adventure,"
Family Guy
"and we'll do it together."
Family Guy
"You're gonna retire? From what?"
Family Guy
"There, isn't it fun already?"
Family Guy
"(SIGHS)"
Family Guy
"Okay. I'll retire."
Family Guy
"Oh, Daddy, I think that's for the best."
Family Guy
"I need a doctor! Is there a doctor?"
Family Guy
"Look, you guys are hemorrhaging money."
Family Guy
"This Hall of Justice is sitting an five acres of commercial real estate."
Family Guy
"How do you afford this?"
Family Guy
"Yeah, but you guys have no income."
Family Guy
"You owe four million dollars in back property taxes."
Family Guy
"We fight evil wherever we find it."
Family Guy
"Well, that's not gonna be enough."
Family Guy
"Look, you may need to reach out to some wealthy benefactors"
Family Guy
"Do any of you know billionaire Bruce Wayne?"
Family Guy
"No. None of us do."
Family Guy
"And he wouldn't want to lend us money anyway."
Family Guy
"I hear."
Family Guy
"What's up, vaginas? (LAUGHS) Gotcha!"
Family Guy
"Mr. Pewterschmidt, what are you doing here?"
Family Guy
"I'm retired now. Got a lot of free time."
Family Guy
"Well, we usually just sit here and complain about our lives."
Family Guy
"Like this morning, Lois was such a pain in the ass..."
Family Guy
"Hey! That's my daughter you're talking about!"
Family Guy
"Oh. I mean,"
Family Guy
"This red headed lady who lives in my bed"
Family Guy
"was a real pain in the ass this morning."
Family Guy
"Oh, she sounds like a bitch. Yeah, what a bitch."
Family Guy
"Bitchazoid, right, guys?"
Family Guy
"- Yeah. I hope you're doing her. - Oh, big time."
Family Guy
"Yeah, that's hot. That's hot. I'm gonna think about that tonight."
Family Guy
"Oh, we do all kinds of crazy stuff."
Family Guy
"Sometimes we even have phone sax."
Family Guy
"Don't you mean phone sex?"
Family Guy
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