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Clips from Friends - The One Where Chandler Can't Cry (S06E06)

"Can I help you with something?"
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"Phoebe, come on!"
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"You know, twin stuff is always a real big seller."
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"No! No way! No!"
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"And stop using my name! And shame on you!"
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"And shame on all of you! You're disgusting!"
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"Especially you, with that!"
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"I know what this is missing:"
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"Alcohol."
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"There's wine in the kitchen."
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"Oh, great."
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"What is my sister doing there, and why are the drapes shut?"
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"Okay. Rach, calm down, okay?"
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"She's really upset. We're just talking."
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"That's the only reason she could be here, huh?"
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"It couldn't be that maybe I'm a good listener..."
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"and I put on a great slide show?"
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"Ross, I am telling you, she is using you to get back at me."
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"That was your sister, actually."
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"She thinks you're just using me."
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"-Hey. -Hey."
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"Oh, no, not you too?"
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"Nice!"
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"And I won't have to go back there anymore..."
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"because I gave them my "correct address.""
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"Oh, no, I know how to handle it."
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"-Good. -Yeah."
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"Trying to figure out how you know me?"
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"I'll give you a hint. From porn!"
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"Yeah, your pervert boyfriend watched me in a porno movie!"
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"-See? -Yeah."
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"Hey."
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"I knew it! What happened?"
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"She kissed me."
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"Maybe we should give them some privacy..."
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"Doesn't sound like it. It's easy not to kiss someone."
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"You just don't. Look at us right now, not kissing!"
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"and I didn't stop it."
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"Hold on! But then I started thinking and I stopped the kissing."
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"Thank you for taking your tongue out of my sister's mouth to tell me that."
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"I realized if anything happened with me and Jill..."
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"then nothing could ever happen with us."
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"again, ever."
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"and she got mad and broke my projector."
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"Wow."
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"I just don't see why those two can't work things out!"
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"All right, I'm leaving."
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"I'm not spending one more day with someone who's out to sabotage me."
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"and you say no? How gay are you?"
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"You take care, Jill."
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"You can stop that now, I know you made up with Daddy."
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"and your limo just pulled up."
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"I can't help it, I opened a gate!"
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"It was fun? Great."
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"Oh, slides!"
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"So really nothing happened."
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"Who knows what could happen."
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"I may teach another class this semester."
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"-This is my favorite part. -Me too."
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"Oh, no, I forgot."
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"I don't know what I was thinking."
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"Parents' Day. First grade."
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"Sure. Yeah."
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"and Ross and I have this huge history."
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"This is not about me being jealous."
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"-Phoebe's not here, is she? -No."
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"Yeah. Yeah."
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"But I don't think it's the kind you're gonna like."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"Then I pretended that I didn't know he was in there."
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"Yes, but you're dead inside."
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"Wait, wait! I can watch that! Rewind it! Rewind it!"
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"It won't matter to me."
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"And then, you know, if I die..."
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"Who is it?"
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"You're making one right now!"
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"Look, I'm talking right now. You mean her. Oh."
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"Yeah."
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"So?"
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"Yeah. Let me give you something to think about."
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"Who knows how I'll get by, or even if I'll survive."
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"I can't believe Jill's gone."
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"Wow. Wow, thanks a lot."
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"It's about you being a brat, wanting what you can't have."
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"I was just coming over here to..."
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"We know you steal our food."
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"Yeah, I got that."
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"-Yeah? -Yeah."
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"Hey, you remembered trilobite."
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"Drapes still closed?"
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"No, that would never have worked on Ross."
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"It's too weird for you. I won't see her again."
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"It's not okay at all!"
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"Thanks, but I'm not gonna date some random guy from your work."
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"Want me to call her now?"
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"My God, are you crying?"
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"I'm good."
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"I know you'll be crying a river inside."
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"Have you guys seen Jill? I can't find her."
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"Isn't it gonna bother you that people think you're a porn star?"
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"No. No. Nothing happened."
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"Anyway..."
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"That's me with the janitor, Martin."
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"Gunther?"
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"Oh, yeah. I've seen all her movies."
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"It's okay to cry. You don't have to be macho all the time."
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"I mean, you think you know someone."
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"No, no, no."
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"-What? -What?"
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"You should check out Inspect Her Gadget."
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"Because I asked him to."
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"This is so bizarre."
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"But I don't want to know that it never could."
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"-You know what might cheer me up? -What?"
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"I didn't know we could date your sister."
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"-That was five years ago. -You got five years left."
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"It's just too weird, all right?"
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"I don't know what you guys are so sad about. It all works out."
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"You've seen this movie before, E.T. goes back home."
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"You had me doubting my fashion sense!"
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