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Clips from Friends - The One Where Chandler Can't Cry (S06E06)

"Well..."
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"Do it now. Call her now."
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"E.T. stays with Elliott, and they get to be best friends forever."
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"What?"
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"You know what's sadder than this? Bambi."
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"I cried for three days with that movie. No, two."
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"The third day my mom killed herself, so I was partly crying for that."
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"Well, that I can see crying over, but Bambi is a cartoon."
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"You didn't cry when Bambi's mother died?"
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"Yes, it was very sad when the guy stopped drawing the deer."
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"If this movie's making you guys cry so much, let's just change the channel."
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"There."
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"I was up for that part."
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"Yeah, you're right."
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"I just never really cried. I'm not a crying kind of guy."
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"Come on, there's gotta be something that gets you choked up. Like..."
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"I'd be sad, sure."
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"But I wouldn't cry."
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"What if the puppy said, "Help me, Chandler."
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"Cry? I just found a talking puppy. I'm rich!"
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"I've got it. I have got it."
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"Pictures from your childhood."
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"This'll get you going good."
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"Oh, what's going on there?"
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"-Chandler! -Poor thing."
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"That story doesn't make you cry?"
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"No. Look, I don't cry. It's not a big deal, okay?"
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"No! It's not okay!"
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"-Are you Phoebe Buffay? -Yeah."
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"Can I get your autograph? I'm your biggest fan."
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"My biggest fan? I've always wanted to meet you."
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"I just want to say, I think you're really talented."
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"You're just saying that because you're my biggest fan."
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"Bye."
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"You want me to do a little Dr. Drake Ramoray for you?"
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"No, it was. She was in Sex Toy Story Two..."
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"Lawrence of a Labia."
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"Don't let that guy in here anymore. He said Phoebe's a porn star."
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"Well, I wouldn't call her a star, but she's really good."
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"Oh, well."
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"The best thing to do to get over a guy is to start dating someone else."
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"Oh! There is this great guy you will just love at work, named Bob."
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"It's probably because I'm not mature enough or smart enough..."
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"No, that can't be it. It's gotta be the smart thing."
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"I'm so stupid. I'm just this, like, incredibly pretty, stupid girl."
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"Okay."
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"Okay. You want to know why Ross canceled the date?"
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"-Why? -Because you are my sister..."
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"You know, Bob in Human Resources..."
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"I can't believe you did this! You had me doubting how smart I was!"
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"It's not that big a deal. Just don't date Ross. There's other.."
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"You have no right to tell me what to do."
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"I'm not telling you what to do. I am telling you what not to do!"
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"Can't have?"
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"Excuse me. The only thing I can't have is dairy!"
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"Well, you just blew your chances at dating Bob!"
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"-Who? -With Human Resources!"
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"-You're jealous of Princess Caroline? -Do I have my own castle?"
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"Hey."
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"Did you get a movie?"
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"Not more movies that'll have us reaching for the tissues all night?"
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"Sort of."
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"Phoebe's a porn star!"
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"That's Phoebe. Where did you get that?"
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"And I saw Joey was about to go in, so I ran in ahead of him..."
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"to surprise him."
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"I guess it makes sense. She had such a terrible childhood."
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"I had a bad childhood and I don't do porn."
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"I'd better take that back."
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"What, why? Why?"
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"Absolutely not. That goes back."
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"-Maybe a bit. -The first half?"
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"This is wrong, you guys! Phoebe's our friend!"
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"Good for you, Joe."
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"Actually, I was kind of hoping it would be the other way around."
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"What's that on her ankle?"
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"Her ankle is what you're watching?"
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"It's a tattoo."
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"That's weird. Phoebe doesn't.."
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"Wait, that's Ursula! That's not Phoebe! That is Ursula!"
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"Hey."
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"What's up? Oh, my God! What am I doing?!"
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"There's no back to this couch."
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"I figured I'd give it a shot."
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"One of the stories may make me cry, then you won't think I'm dead inside."
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"Oh, that's so sweet."
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"Oh, that makes me feel so warm in my hollow tin chest."
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"Stop it."
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"I won't care."
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"And if we have a baby one day..."
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"and you don't cry, so what?"
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"and we see his empty room for the first time..."
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"and you got nothing?"
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"I won't worry about this anymore then."
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"from a long illness..."
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"and you open the desk drawer and find a note from me that says:"
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""I will always be with you"..."
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"and you still can't shed one tiny tear?"
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"-I love you. -What is wrong with you?!"
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"-So you didn't mean any of that? -No, you robot!"
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"You damn kids! You ring my bell one more time and I swear.."
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"Oh, Jill!"
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"That's a game I play with the kids down the hall."
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"They've really taken a liking to me."
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"What's the matter?"
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"I know we're not supposed to see each other anymore."
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"Sure. What happened?"
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"Okay."
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"-Wow, really? -Totally. I loved them."
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"You could finish telling me about the different kinds of sand."
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"I'd love to. Wait right here, I'll go get the projector and my notes."
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"Thanks. You're such a good friend."
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"-No. -Is Ross home?"
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"Maybe I'll call him and see if he's seen her.."
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"It's Phoebe..."
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""Phoebe"!"
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"-Hey! -Oh, God!"
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"So you're making porn movies."
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"No, I'm not."
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"We're still rolling!"
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