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Clips from Friends - The One Where Chandler Can't Cry (S06E06)

"I'm eating their food. You?"
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"-Is that a swing? -Oh, don't even ask."
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"I can't believe Ross is with her sister."
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"The One Where Chandler Can't Cry"
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"I guess so."
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"So did anything happen? Rumor has it you guys shut the drapes."
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"Something could've happened."
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"I'm telling you, she was in to me, okay?"
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"If she wasn't into me, why would she ask me out again?"
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"I might not be shutting my drapes to show her my slides."
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"Okay! I got it, I got it."
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"It's okay."
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"Okay, okay, okay!"
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"Okay. I'll tell her tonight I can't see her anymore."
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"Joey, you're crying over a Doritos commercial."
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"I'm not macho."
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"What if you saw a three-legged puppy?"
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"All the other puppies pick on me.""
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"-Where are your parents? -They didn't want to come."
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"You're dead inside!"
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"-Excuse me? -Yeah?"
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"Take good care of that guy. He's a fan."
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"So you saw me on Days of Our Lives, huh?"
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"I have no idea what you're talking about."
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"But I just got Phoebe Buffay's autograph."
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"Oh. You're Phoebe's fan."
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"-Movies? -That was Phoebe Buffay, the porn star."
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"I don't think so."
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"And I got her autograph."
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"The guys at the comic book store won't believe this."
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"-Hey. -Hey."
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"Ross just totally blew me off, and he didn't even tell me why."
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"He's a real up-and-comer in Human Resources."
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"Maybe I talk too much, or maybe I should have been more aggressive sexually."
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"But you know who that might work on? Bob in Human Resources."
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"Not random. Bob."
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"Maybe he doesn't like the way I dress."
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"No, honey."
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"You asked him to?"
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"-You want to go out with Ross? -No."
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"You don't want him, but you don't want me to have him?"
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"Why are you so jealous of me?"
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"Jealous of her? Who does she think she is, Princess Caroline?"
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"What's going on?"
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""Phoebe Buffay in Buffay The Vampire Layer.""
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"At the adult video place on Bleecker."
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"Wow. I mean, I just can't believe this."
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"Even Phoebe, who's always been somewhat of a question mark."
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"We can't watch it. It's Phoebe."
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"We shouldn't watch this."
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"I thought I'd find you here, Nosferatool."
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"Are you going to plunge your stake into my dark places?"
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"Well, it's hard to tell."
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"God, if she would just stop moving."
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"She's just doing her job."
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"You sick bastards!"
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"Hey, sweetie."
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""Chicken Soup for the Soul"?"
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"You hate this kind of stuff."
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"I don't care if you can't cry. I love you."
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"Seriously. We get married, I'm up at the altar and I'm like this:"
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"I know that you'll be feeling it all in here."
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"and the doctor hands it to you in the delivery room..."
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"Okay."
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"and you're writing my eulogy..."
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"You can't shed a tear for your dead wife?"
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"I left you a note from the beyond!"
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"Rachel and I had a big fight. Can I come in?"
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"I don't know anybody in this city and I need somebody to talk to."
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"I don't want to talk about it."
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"Seeing some more of your super cool slides."
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"Let's go, Phoebe."
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"And you're using my name."
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"The slides are almost ready."
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"She's making something happen with you to get back at me."
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"I think I can take care of myself. I'll talk to you later. Goodbye."
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"I just came from the company Ursula works for."
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"I went to get Phoebe Buffay's checks. There were a lot of them."
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"You may have been right about Jill."
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"What? You kissed?"
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"Look, I tried not to kiss her, okay?"
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"I guess I just wasn't thinking."
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"-What? -No, I mean..."
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"I don't know if anything is ever going to happen with us..."
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"So I stopped it..."
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"I don't even know what to say."
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"Thank you."
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"You're welcome."
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"That's you, Rachel."
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"And you! I throw myself at you..."
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"-You do? How? -Oh, just a wild guess..."
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"-Sorry I didn't get to know you guys better. -Absolute shame."
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"-Okay, see you. -Bye-bye."
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"Oh! Hey, Rach."
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"Wait, I don't have to lie to you, you don't live here anymore."
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"Ross is on a date with my sister. They shut the drapes two hours ago."
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"Yeah. That perverted couple two doors over should've shut theirs."
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"When Chandler kissed my sister, I was mad for 10 years."
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"-Joey.. -Want to make it six?"
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"Oh, Ross, hey. Hi, how are you? There you are."
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"Can I get a cup of coffee?"
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"So how was your big date last night?"
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"It was okay. It was fun."
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"So did you guys hit it off?"
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"I shut the drapes to show her slides of my favorite fossils."
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"She really dug my slides."
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"And she was definitely giving me the vibe."
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"Was it the "Please don't show me another picture of a trilobite" vibe?"
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"-She asked you out again? -Yeah."
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"Tomorrow night. Valentine's Day. The most romantic day of the year."
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"I can't go with the "you and my sister" thing."
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"I imagine the two of you together."
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"It just freaks me out. I can't do it!"
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"Thank you."
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"After tomorrow night."
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"No! I can't do it. It's gonna freak me out!"
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"Ross, thanks."
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"Oh, no. No, no, no."
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"No. Come on, I mean, that's crazy."
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"So, what's going on with you?"
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