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Clips from The Simpsons - Homer Scissorhands (S22E22)

"I'll have to make it more neo-classical"
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"You just ruined six months' work!"
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"Aw! You're gonna regret the day you were born."
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"you'll get your share of the blame, too."
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"Unless..."
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"I put the body in the car, I dump the car in the lake,"
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"Idiot."
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"My mom put in the Finding Nemo DVD,"
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"but then she got a phone call."
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"So I started it myself."
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"Well, I can make them more clear."
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"Patty and Selma have been getting compliments"
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"I hear this is the home"
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"Well, I open a lot of crazy things"
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"making hair shorter in exchange for money."
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"Well, Newsweek magazine did say it's good to change careers,"
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"Oh yeah, it's a theremin."
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"♪ Passed out and dreamed of you. ♪"
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"Okay-- first of all, it's never wise"
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"The job of the poet is to say, "This one, I guess.""
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"Hey, Lise, those books aren't gonna pick themselves up."
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"Well, I've worn a lot of different braces in my time."
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"Ooh, oh! Mm-hmm."
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"boring stories, and I have to stand there listening"
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"Well, Homer, you're safe here."
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"When I look at you,"
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"Huh, where you goin'? Excuse me."
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"Uh-uh-uh!"
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"Stop that!"
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"Of course!"
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"you cannot keep basing sermons on old Seinfelds."
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"Shut up."
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"A girl like her could get a fifth-grader,"
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"I hear he goes to California on his vacations."
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"I'll even buy... product!"
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"In the sack, he's Salisbury steak,"
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"Lisa?"
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"We're over."
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"and you should never give up."
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"Aah!"
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"Krusty the Clown and Disco Stu's girlfriend!"
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"That's how I roll."
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"Okay, first five customers get a discount."
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"As if anyone but you could make me feel this beautiful."
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"Ooh!"
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"D'oh!"
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"♪ The Simpsons 22x20 ♪ Homer Scissorhands Original Air Date on May 8, 2011"
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"Mm!"
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"Hey... huh?!"
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"Lisa, this is going too slow for me."
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"And I work at the DMV."
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"Mind if we take a nap?"
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"and less Mannerist, but okay."
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"You say such cute little..."
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"I jumped in front of your picture."
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"I'm not gonna just paint you into my-- aw!"
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"I'm really sorry it wasn't a year."
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"I already do. It's too close to Christmas."
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"Ugh!"
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"Not to worry."
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"Now what?"
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"Bart, I'm afraid we need the help of someone older and wiser."
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"Oh, I get to enjoy this, but I'm not responsible."
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"Actually, Dad, as the supervising parent today,"
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"What do I do?"
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"Patty's gonna kill me."
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"I kill her first."
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"I put a James Taylor CD in the stereo"
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"so they think it's a suicide..."
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"Why don't you just cut the paint out of her hair?"
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"Oh, fine, whatever."
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"I'll just keep cutting till I hit something solid."
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"And now, to break the news as gently as I know how."
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"Wake-up-and-look-at-your-hair!"
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"What happened to you?"
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"Whoa! Who undid my do?"
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"I didn't do diddily, and certainly not squat."
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"Hmm, actually, it's kind of cute."
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"You look like Posh Spice."
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"That's just what I was going for."
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"I was going for Scary."
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"You did this?"
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"With your fat fingers and your brain the size of a Superball?"
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"And stay out."
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"I can't believe I'm saying this..."
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"Homer Simpson, do me."
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"I meant my hair."
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"Oh! Oh..."
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"Milhouse, check it out."
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"I put a roadblock on the curly slide."
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"There are no more great days, Bart."
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"Just days."
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"What's wrong, man?"
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"Something happened last night."
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"Something that really changed me."
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"Did you know it has a chapter before chapter two?"
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"A chapter where we meet Nemo's mother."
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"Not after Chapter One, he doesn't."
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"You've gotta live life while you can."
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"So I'm gonna finally proclaim my love for Lisa."
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"That's your take-away from Nemo?"
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"I think you've already made your feelings for Lisa clear."
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"You see, in the past, I've been too subtle."
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"It's my curse-- subtlety!"
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"Homer, thanks to your unlicensed barbery,"
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"all day at the DMV."
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"You two look good."
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"Open-casket good."
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"Well!"
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"of Springfield's hottest hairdresser."
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"I need a haircut-- and I need it in three, two, one, now."
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"Lady, I'm not a hairdresser."
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"I just put a new lid on a couple of trashcans."
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"A hundred dollars?!"
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"Marge, how much is that in smackaroos?"
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"One hundred."
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"Wow. Wow."
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"Wow!"
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"Wow!"
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"Hello, airport piano bar."
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