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Clips from South Park - Jakovasaurs (S03E03)

"You have to understand that."
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"You're distracting me! That game show is a fix!"
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"Jakov, what is your name?"
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"Oh, screw it! Jakov wins!"
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"I do?"
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"You and your entire family are going to wonderful and exotic France."
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"All right, everybody. Let's get them to the airport."
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"Let's go, people! There's no time to lose!"
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"But what about our clothes? Shouldn't we pack first?"
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"Oh, yeah. Well, goodbye, everybody! We'll send stuff from France."
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"- Goodbye! - Goodbye!"
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"Jakov!"
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"I am Department of Interior Guy and I have authority."
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"No!"
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"Jakov, don't go."
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"Hi, Eric! Okay! Bye, then!"
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"Eric, it's important for you to understand..."
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"I know it's hard, Eric. But I've learnt something today."
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"You see, animal species come and go."
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"The Jakovasaurs would have gone extinct if we hadn't interfered,"
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"because their particular form of life simply wasn't practical."
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"We can't go around saving every form of life"
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"We have to let nature run its course."
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"Ned, that voice box sucks."
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"Dude, I've never seen Cartman care so much about something."
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"Yeah, I guess he finally found something that's as annoying as he is."
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"Come on, kids, let's go find the pyramid."
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"I hate him the most"
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"We're supposed to be rugged outdoorsmen."
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"What do you have to think about?"
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"Pooping outside"
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"Especially Kenny"
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"- Oh, yes. How are you? - Fine. Just fine."
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"Mayor, this is a Jakovasaur."
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"Do you realize what this means?"
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"This one Jakovasaur could mother an entire population of the animals."
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"Hope. Why, that's a perfectly beautiful name."
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"Joon-Joon!"
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"Excuse me?"
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"and now, you as a community have a chance to bring them back."
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""Thank you, Mayor, for this distinctive honour...""
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"Thank you, Mayor, for this honourable distinction..."
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"But I'm seriously."
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"Well, Jakov, we hope this new home inspires you and Hope to..."
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"I guess we don't know exactly how Jakovasaurs mate."
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"Now I can be like all the other dads in South Park."
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"- a brown rabbit. - He breaks another tackle..."
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"Behold the miracle of childbirth."
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"Looks there might be a second one."
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"Wow, that would be a great start for them."
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"She's a cannon."
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"why Chubby Checker left the Beatles in 1972?"
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"- School! School! I like school! - Dude, this sucks ass."
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"- This is insane, Mr. Garrison. - Sure is, Mr. Hat."
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"Now, folks, I know we're all a little worried about the Jakovasaurs"
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"and I want to hear you all out."
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"I don't know. I like South Park a lot."
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"- Great, Eric. We're moving. - Moving?"
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"Me and my family are heading to the promised land of Memphis."
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"Eric, dear, it's what's best."
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"Yeah, let's get that luggage packed."
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"I need you. Please, Jakov..."
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"- What? - What?"
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"Hi, honey! I'm home!"
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"Wow! That's cool. I can help you get ready."
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"Will somebody please unplug the goddamn buzzers?"
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"Now, can we get on with this? First question. What colour is blue?"
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"- You're supposed to lose, you idiot! - Where am I?"
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"Just don't answer any more questions, got it?"
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"Sorry, folks. Little mix up. We're playing best out of three."
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"because you're the Department of Interior Guy now."
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"What does that have to do with me being all the way out..."
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"Wait a minute."
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"What's two plus two, Jakov?"
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"- Open this door! - Eric, this is for the best."
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"Come back."
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"There is another option."
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"I like going to school now. Jakovasaurs are so cool."
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"Meesa needs a Jakov."
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"Okay."
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"He just left this sealed piece of paper with a stamp on it."
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"Of course! That's the point!"
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"I don't know. This place is kind of nicer than Stark's Pond."
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"Wow! It's so pretty."
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"It's called "I Hate You Guys.""
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"Jakovasaurs don't wear clothes, Jakov."
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"No problem, Jakov."
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"Yes. Yes, that's very funny, Jakov."
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"So? You can poo in the wilderness."
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"It may get startled, so be ready."
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"- Fine. Just fine. - Fine."
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"Sweet."
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"Yeah, you can't talk. Never mind. I'll do it."
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"Put up one hell of a fight."
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"Oh, my God, you guys! Come look at this."
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"That's nice, muffin."
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"What the hell is that?"
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"Sure! If a free trip is involved, can my whole family go?"
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"I don't know!"
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"I know. I'm still trying to find my old one."
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"I wanna see if Jakov wins that game show."
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"Okay, now let's try one all together."
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"- I have to go to the bathroom. - Just go behind the trees."
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"Sounds like it ran into the ostrich trap."
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"- Hey, that thing's funny. - It's stupid."
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"No! No, don't."
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"You mean the other Jakovasaur?"
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"I lost"
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"and go back to Stark's Pond?"
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"Now, what in the devil is this thing?"
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"Blimey."
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"on my discovery. "Thank you, Mayor, for this distinctive honour...""
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"Hope and Jakov are the last of their kind."
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"- Well, that's about it. Let's go. - Yeah."
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"So, maybe you two should..."
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"- Just fine. - Fine."
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"Mayor! This is Jakov. I'm the tall fellow down the block."
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"Let me get out my notepad so I can classify this new species."
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"Cartman, Jakovasaurs are making South Park suck."
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"Jakov."
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