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Clips from South Park - Jakovasaurs (S03E03)

"I am having a goddamn distinctive honour!"
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"You know."
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"What?"
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"Well, we'd love to see more Jakovasaurs."
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"- What? - Get to some business."
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"- What? - They want you to have sex, goddamn it!"
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"We'll just leave you two lovebirds alone."
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"All right, then."
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"Meesa just don't wanna."
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"Jakov, to have sex, all you need to do is, well, you know, put your..."
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"Yes. Yes, I think it worked. You're going to be parents."
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"- Yeah. - We did it."
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"And Bubby Brister is having a great first quarter."
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"Thanks for inviting me to watch the game, guys."
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"- To the 40-yard line. - Go Niners! Niners!"
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"We are rooting for the Broncos here, Jakov."
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"To Terrell Davis, he's at the 50, the 40..."
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"- The 30... - You guys know what?"
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"This one time, I was watching this rabbit,"
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"- And the ball is loose... - You guys know what happened?"
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"It took dookie right in front of me."
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"- Sure. You got money? - Here you go."
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"The one four miles away in Fairplay has better pretzels."
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"Jakovasaurs kind of piss me off, m'kay."
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"- Yup. - Yup."
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"Amazing! The gestation period was only four days."
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"Don't worry, Hope. Everything's going to be fine. Just fine."
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"Dude, I don't want to watch this thing have a baby."
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"Maybe the baby will be stillborn, like Cartman was."
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"Hey, I might have been stillborn but at least I got better."
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"Here we go."
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"Gross."
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"Hooray!"
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"This is the first step in bringing this species"
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"Hooray!"
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"Dude, I am not so sure this is a good thing."
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"Dude, it's crowded in here."
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"Okay, so we're just going to stick to our normal lesson plan"
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"and start the day with history."
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"Now, does anyone know"
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"- Yes? - I don't know."
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"Okay, is there anybody who can answer the question?"
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"- I can't. - Me neither."
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"Damn it, you don't raise your hand if you don't know."
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"I can't teach our kids anything."
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"And those Jakovasaurs eat three times as much as normal children."
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"And they're creating more trash than we can handle, too."
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"Poor people are losing their hair!"
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"If she doesn't get that heart valve operation, she could die."
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"Yeah! Yeah, that's right!"
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"All right. All right. It's obvious that we have to do something,"
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"We just encourage them to find someplace better."
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"But where? Jakovasaurs are big, loud, annoying and stupid."
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"Where would they fit in?"
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"Memphis?"
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"Yes, Memphis. You Jakovasaurs would love it there."
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"What do you think, honey? Yeah."
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"But everyone in South Park wishes they could live in Memphis. Right?"
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"- Yeah. - Yeah."
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"- I love Memphis. - Go, Memphis!"
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"Okay, we'll move to Memphis."
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"Hey, Jakov, how's it going?"
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"You brought life to this whole town."
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"- It would? - Yes."
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"Okay. I like South Park best of all. We're staying."
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"Hooray! Jakov is staying, you guys!"
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"Now what do we do?"
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"- Don't worry, we've come up with a plan. - You have?"
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"Yes. We're leaving."
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"We're getting the hell out of here and away from those goddamn things."
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"You can't leave!"
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"Yes, who will take care of them?"
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"Little boy, we're making you an honorary Department of Interior Person."
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"So, now you are officially in charge of South Park's fish and wildlife."
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"You have authority over all of them."
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"- I have authority? - That's right."
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"And people must respect it."
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"Well, that should be fine. Just fine."
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"- Fine. Just fine. - Fine."
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"Oh, no. Nothing's worse than Cartman with authority."
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"Bye-bye, now!"
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"Boy, it was rough at work today. I've never seen so much coffee!"
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"No! In the boss' lap!"
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"- Hello, Dad! - Hello, Son! How was your day?"
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"What? You mean MTV played a video that wasn't Will Smith?"
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"That's called a mailman! He takes care of mail."
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"Oh! He took care of Mom, too."
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"It's from a game show. The Mayor has invited me to compete."
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"The Mayor has invited us to compete on a game show in South Park."
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"First prize is an all-expense-paid vacation."
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"Come on! Come on! Hello!"
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"Yes, yes, Jakov, you're calling about the game show."
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"- Hope you win. - Cool beans!"
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"We got him. All right!"
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"The boys here will keep little Eric Cartman distracted."
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"Meanwhile, we get rid of the Jakovasaurs"
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"Oh, boy! Oh, boy!"
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"Now remember, Barbrady, all you have to do is lose."
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"Right."
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"Okay, let's quiet down people and Jakovasaurs."
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"trip for himself and 50 of his closest relatives to lovely..."
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"France!"
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"And all one of you lucky contestants has to do"
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"is answer only one of these questions. Are you ready, players?"
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"- Ready! - Ready!"
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"Okay, hands on your buzzers."
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"You have to wait until I ask the question first."
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"- Sorry! - That's okay."
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"- Hands on buzzers. - Turkey sandwich!"
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"Damn, he's quick!"
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"- Sorry! - No, I'm sorry."
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"- Sorry. - Sorry."
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"Got it."
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"- Blue? - What?"
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"- Blue is blue? - Did I lose?"
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"Okey-dokey."
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"What are we doing out here, you guys?"
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"Soon, they'll all be eaten by bears."
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"That should be fine. Just fine."
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"Why did you bring me all the way out here, you guys?"
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