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Clips from South Park - Jakovasaurs (S03E03)

"Hooray!"
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"No, that's okay. I'll see you guys."
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"I hate you guys"
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"You guys are assholes"
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"Especially Kenny"
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"I hate you guys"
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"- Where are you going? - I'm going home for a minute."
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"I have to go number two."
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"Cartman, don't be such a baby."
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"- What do I sit on? - You just squat, stupid."
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"God, I'm glad you guys know all these pooping outside rules."
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"Watch out for ground eels."
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"Shut up, you guys! I can't think!"
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"and dump trucks,"
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"Making soft serve ice cream"
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"For all my friends"
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"What the..."
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"- You guys, get over here! - No way, dude."
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"I'm seriously."
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"Look, over by those bushes."
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"- What? - Meesa scared."
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"- I see it. - Come on. Let's kill it."
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"It's got a dragon on the blade."
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"It's got a dragon painted right on the blade."
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"It's used by the samurai of..."
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"Shut up, Jimbo."
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"Ned, don't burp-talk. That just sicks me out."
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"What the hell is going on?"
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"Uncle Jimbo, Cartman found some big animal creature. It ran over that way."
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"Hold on. I'll get my shotgun."
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"- Where'd it go? - It just ran by here a second ago."
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"Now, keep quiet. All right."
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"Holy crow! I've never seen anything like it."
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"Meesa gonna die?"
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"Well, let's kill it."
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"- Huh? - I like it."
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"Well, all right. Ned, get the mayor on the phone, tell her that we..."
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"Hello, there. Who's the cute baby? Who's the fuzzy, huh?"
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"Yes, that's a cutie."
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"Mayor, we're from the Department of Interior."
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"Right over here."
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"A live one has never been seen."
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"We know of this creature only from remains found frozen in snow."
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"of bringing the entire Jakovasaur species"
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"back from extinction."
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"Wow. Cool!"
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"Is there reward money?"
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"Cut it out, Ned. That's just disgusting."
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"Hope."
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"- Hope. - Yes, Hope."
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"Meesa name Joon-Joon."
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"Now we must find a safe place for it."
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"No, Garrison, you'll just try to have sex with it."
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"What? How dare you say that?"
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"to the wounded pigeon you were supposed to take care of?"
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"Oh, come on. You all know the pigeon was a total slut."
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"I've got a barn it can stay in."
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"Raise your hand if you didn't sleep with that pigeon!"
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"Oh, whatever."
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"It's got a dragon painted on the blade."
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"This is the Tsumutami sword..."
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"Wow, a dragon right on the blade."
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"Mom, can I get a Tsumutami sword"
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"used by the ancient Tokugawa soldiers?"
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"I'll think about it, hon."
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"Mommy's busy, poopykins."
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"Should I get it?"
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"Go ahead, snookums."
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"It's probably one of your little friends."
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"Mom, it's another Stark's Pond creature!"
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"Please help me find Joon-Joon."
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"She has been gone since last night and I'm worried scared."
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"What means a Jakovasaur?"
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"You're a Jakovasaur. That's what they call you."
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"Oh! Cool beans."
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"I have to call my friends over. They're never gonna believe it."
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"We're the last of our kind."
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"Did you smoke some of your mom's crack?"
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"- That's an old joke. - Eric, do you have any more cookies?"
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"It's okay to come in."
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"- Wow. - Jakov,"
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"Isn't he funny?"
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"- No. He's annoying. - What are we supposed to do with him?"
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"Why don't we just tell our parents?"
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"- Keep quiet, stupid. - Joon-Joon, I'm so glad you're okay."
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"Dude, have you ever heard of whispering?"
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"I am whispering."
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"Okay, Jakov, why don't you just take Bunga here"
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"We's in big doo-doo now."
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"Hello and welcome to Voice Box Express,"
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"your number one source of voice boxes."
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"I'm Amanda. How may I help you?"
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"Yes, hello,"
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"I lost"
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"- my voice box. - Excuse me?"
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"my voice box."
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"I lost my voice box."
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"Hey, Ned, look what I bought you."
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"A new voice box."
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"You want it? You want it?"
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"Yeah, there you..."
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"Yeah, you want it?"
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"All right. Here you go."
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"Well, try it out."
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"Jimbo, I can't thank you enough for the new voice box!"
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"Oh, no. I must've picked up the Irish model by mistake."
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"What a bloody pickle this is. Did you keep the receipt, then?"
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"- What? What is it? - They found another one."
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"They found another Jakovasaur."
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"Here with more on the status of the Jakovasaurs,"
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"is Department of Interior Guy."
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"Thank you, Mayor. The noble Jakovasaur is on the brink of extinction"
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"I'm preparing my speech for when they call me up to congratulate on me"
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"But with the help of the Mayor, we have implemented a plan to help them breed."
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"We will give them a home and a fighting chance at survival."
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"Yay for us!"
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"Thank you."
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"And now, the little boy who first discovered the Jakovasaurs,"
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"You know, there's really only two seasons here in South Park,"
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"Hey. You sons of bitches! Get back here!"
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