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Clips from South Park - Jakovasaurs (S03E03)

"You guys, listen to this song I just wrote."
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"Come on. You guys know the words."
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"Especially Kenny"
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"This is sweet, being rugged outdoorsmen,"
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"facing the wilderness, not having to be home until 8:30."
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"No way, dude. What would I wipe with?"
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"Not here. Go further away."
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"I have to think about planes dropping bombs,"
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"and soft-serve ice cream."
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"- That did it. - Sick, dude."
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"Hey, Kenny, can I borrow one of your gloves?"
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"We don't wanna look at it, Cartman."
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"Cartman, you're supposed to bury it."
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"Look at this sword. Offered only here on House Shopping Network."
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"Ned, how the hell could you lose your voice box?"
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"I can't hear you, Ned. You don't have a trachea."
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"You smoked too much. You had it removed."
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"And then you drank too much and you lost your goddamn voice box, Ned."
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"- It went this way. - Over here."
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"Come on, you guys."
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"Ned! Ned, come on."
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"I'm gonna turn my flashlight on."
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"You don't like anything, Cartman."
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"Yeah, it was like wrestling a Louisiana alligator, this thing."
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"- Fine. Just fine. - Fine."
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"My God, McClannon, do you believe it?"
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"- It's amazing. - What?"
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"- Oh, neato. - Incredible."
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"We could use its DNA and have a chance"
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"Well, in that case, I think we should name it..."
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"I think its name is Joon-Joon."
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"I'll keep it at my house."
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"Garrison, you remember what happened"
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"- It ain't much, but it's heated. - Well, that sounds fine. Just fine."
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"Now wait a minute, I want to clear the air here."
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"We all know that pigeon was a whore."
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"Mom, somebody's at the door."
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"Okay! Okay! Hold your horses! God."
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"Please help me."
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"But the other Jakovasaur talked different."
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"That's 'cause Joon-Joon's a girl. Girls talk different."
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"Please take me to Joon-Joon."
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"There are only two of us left."
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"He's the last of his kind, you guys. There's only two of them left."
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"Will you stop with the whole mom-smoking-crack thing?"
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"Who's that? One of your mom's boyfriends?"
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"No, that was the Jakovasaur."
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"I want you to meet my friends."
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"Hi, you guys. I love new friends."
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"We have to take him to that rancher's barn to see his girlfriend."
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"No. Adults won't understand. We have to do this ourselves."
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"Keep quiet. We could get in big trouble for being here."
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"You're so funny, Jakov."
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"I am?"
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"You guys, come quick. I've only just heard."
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"What are you doing, fat ass?"
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"Eric Cartman."
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"winter and July."
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"South Park has always been a place of discovery for me."
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"I don't know what to do."
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"I have managed to artificially inseminate Hope with your semen."
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"I have semen? Where's their boat?"
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"I will need to examine Hope once more to see if the process worked."
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"Goddamn. Shut up."
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"Dude, do we really want another one of these things hanging around?"
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"Let's see what trickery he uses here."
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"Here's the snap, and he's..."
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"Hey, Jakov, could you run down to the store and get some more pretzels?"
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"And don't go to store down the block."
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"Cool beans."
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"I'll be right back."
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"At that rate we could repopulate the Jakovasaurs in just a few years."
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"If Jakov and Hope don't have kids, their race will become extinct."
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"back from the brink of extinction."
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"Well, apparently they breed in litters."
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"Aren't they cute, you guys?"
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"Okay, children, we have some new students joining us today."
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"Let's all be warm and welcome them to our class."
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"I like school."
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"Fight! Fight!"
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"School! School! I like school!"
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"- School! School! I like school! - School! School! I like school!"
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"Mayor, the little Jakovasaurs are ruining my classroom."
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"- Yeah. - Yeah."
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"I can't keep up."
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"- Yeah. - Yeah."
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"And what about little Laura, the Williams' kid?"
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"but we can't just make them leave."
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"Hooray!"
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"Jakov, please don't go. You make everything in South Park fun."
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"It would suck without you."
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"These people, Jakov, these people need you."
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"Stay."
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"And now back to Jakovasaurs on Comedy Central."
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"Well, not so good. Something really strange happened."
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"No, Dad! A man in a blue suit and a bag came to the door."
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"You're a nut! Let me see that letter."
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"Hi, Jakov."
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"- Who's laughing? - Eric!"
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"Congratulations. Will you do it?"
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"Just be ready this afternoon at the Public Access building. And good luck."
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"and bring some normalcy back to this town!"
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"- Ready? - Break."
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"Hey, Ned, a package came for you today from Voice Box Express."
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"Now, as you know, the winner of this little game will get an all-expense-paid"
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"Forty-seven."
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"- No, it's my fault! I'm sorry! - No, it's all me. My bad."
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"What? Lose? No, no. Hang on."
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"Oh, he'll win, don't worry."
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"We just have to show you this new species"
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"- Just fine. Fine. - There it is!"
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"That must be of the antelope family."
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"That's Kenny with branches on his head."
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"Cartman, wait!"
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"Four?"
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"Hooray!"
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"Don't, Mother. Just don't."
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"It's all part of natural evolution."
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"any more than we can kill them all."
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"Well, then, what say we all go get some ice cream?"
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