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Clips from NewsRadio - Bill Moves On (S05E05)

Yeah.

"Yeah."

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Yeah. Very nice. It's nice.

"Yeah. Very nice. It's nice."

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Oh, you know that arrangement they had of-of roses

"Oh, you know that arrangement they had of-of roses"

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Was that, um, supposed to be because

"Was that, um, supposed to be because"

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Bill died of a heart attack or--?

"Bill died of a heart attack or--?"

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Oh, the irony of that would have made Bill laugh.

"Oh, the irony of that would have made Bill laugh."

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Yeah. Yeah.

"Yeah. Yeah."

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Yeah, a lot of work. Nice work.

"Yeah, a lot of work. Nice work."

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I'm just arranging, you know, a cup of coffee

"I'm just arranging, you know, a cup of coffee"

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the way the way Bill liked it.

"the way the way Bill liked it."

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We used to play this game where if I didn't get him

"We used to play this game where if I didn't get him"

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a fresh cup of coffee before the meeting was over,

"a fresh cup of coffee before the meeting was over,"

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Well, lookie here. Hey, Dave.

"Well, lookie here. Hey, Dave."

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Thanks, but it really wasn't.

"Thanks, but it really wasn't."

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[ALL MUTTERING DISAGREEMENTS]

"[ALL MUTTERING DISAGREEMENTS]"

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as a symbolic gesture for Bill and you--

"as a symbolic gesture for Bill and you--"

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Yeah, Dave, I really, really, really, really, really, really

"Yeah, Dave, I really, really, really, really, really, really"

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How so?

"How so?"

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Well, okay, between you and me, Bill's really not dead.

"Well, okay, between you and me, Bill's really not dead."

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His secret plan.

"His secret plan."

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Right. See, Bill always said

"Right. See, Bill always said"

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Yes. Yes, you did. You magnificent bastard.

"Yes. Yes, you did. You magnificent bastard."

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Yes. You know, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave.

"Yes. You know, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave."

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Keep this between you and me, okay?

"Keep this between you and me, okay?"

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I bet Bill's just tooling around some lake

"I bet Bill's just tooling around some lake"

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Right about now,

"Right about now,"

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it's about 3:00 in the morning in Katmandu.

"it's about 3:00 in the morning in Katmandu."

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Well, in that case, he's probably sound asleep,

"Well, in that case, he's probably sound asleep,"

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That way, he'd catch a few winks before the sun comes up.

"That way, he'd catch a few winks before the sun comes up."

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Anyways, um, Lisa?

"Anyways, um, Lisa?"

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You wanted to talk to me? What up?

"You wanted to talk to me? What up?"

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He was a little uptight.

"He was a little uptight."

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Nice guy?

"Nice guy?"

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Yeah, pretty much. You know.

"Yeah, pretty much. You know."

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No, no, it was just drywall.

"No, no, it was just drywall."

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So, of course that made me angrier.

"So, of course that made me angrier."

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I don't know. I mean, all over the city, I guess.

"I don't know. I mean, all over the city, I guess."

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I wanted to make sure he was really gone, you know.

"I wanted to make sure he was really gone, you know."

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I know. And that just made me think, you know,

"I know. And that just made me think, you know,"

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Uh, what about you, Lisa?

"Uh, what about you, Lisa?"

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And what'd you do when you woke up?

"And what'd you do when you woke up?"

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I got drunk again.

"I got drunk again."

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No, Beth. I think after four days,

"No, Beth. I think after four days,"

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JIMMY: Oh, sure.

"JIMMY: Oh, sure."

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You're fine. I am fine.

"You're fine. I am fine."

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I'm just not drunk.

"I'm just not drunk."

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Drunk.

"Drunk."

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That's just sad.

"That's just sad."

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I am not drunk, okay? I am not drunk. I was drunk.

"I am not drunk, okay? I am not drunk. I was drunk."

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more than a few at the wake.

"more than a few at the wake."

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whosever wake it was that I went to yesterday,

"whosever wake it was that I went to yesterday,"

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to tell me to my face that the eulogy sucked.

"to tell me to my face that the eulogy sucked."

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And you enjoyed that?

"And you enjoyed that?"

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but I kind of got used to it.

"but I kind of got used to it."

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And, you know, now that he's, you know,

"And, you know, now that he's, you know,"

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It just makes you miss him more.

"It just makes you miss him more."

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Yeah, it really does.

"Yeah, it really does."

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You're just saying that to make me feel better.

"You're just saying that to make me feel better."

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The first one comes all the way from London, England.

"The first one comes all the way from London, England."

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Ladies and gentlemen, Catherine Duke.

"Ladies and gentlemen, Catherine Duke."

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It's good to see you.

"It's good to see you."

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It's available on four 90-minute cassettes.

"It's available on four 90-minute cassettes."

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if anything was to happen to him.

"if anything was to happen to him."

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All right. I'm supposed to read this aloud.

"All right. I'm supposed to read this aloud."

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"I have either been fired or I have passed away.

""I have either been fired or I have passed away."

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I don't get it.

"I don't get it."

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I'll explain it to you later, dude.

"I'll explain it to you later, dude."

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"that my final wishes are observed.

""that my final wishes are observed."

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"Ha-ha, just kidding."

""Ha-ha, just kidding.""

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Ha!

"Ha!"

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for this very challenging task."

"for this very challenging task.""

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Okay.

"Okay."

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You start.

"You start."

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after the circus left town."

"after the circus left town.""

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No! What about that time when he said--

"No! What about that time when he said--"

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Actually, this one's kind of personal, so I'll go ahead--

"Actually, this one's kind of personal, so I'll go ahead--"

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"I'm sorry I was so obsessed

""I'm sorry I was so obsessed"

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"got the chance to see you naked.

""got the chance to see you naked."

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"I will be there appreciating you

""I will be there appreciating you"

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Are you sure you don't have mine?

"Are you sure you don't have mine?"

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I'm sorry, Matthew--

"I'm sorry, Matthew--"

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"and you gave as good as you got.

""and you gave as good as you got."

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"As for my eulogy, please make it

""As for my eulogy, please make it"

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I will consider a colossal failure."

"I will consider a colossal failure.""

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Oh, Dave, you almost did right by him.

"Oh, Dave, you almost did right by him."

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Uh, Catherine.

"Uh, Catherine."

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Well. This is kind of personal.

"Well. This is kind of personal."

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Hey, hey, easy there, Lisa. No one likes a sloppy drunk.

"Hey, hey, easy there, Lisa. No one likes a sloppy drunk."

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Yeah.

"Yeah."

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Well, there is, uh--

"Well, there is, uh--"

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Yeah.

"Yeah."

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I'm on it.

"I'm on it."

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Too bad we don't, uh, have any marshmallows.

"Too bad we don't, uh, have any marshmallows."

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Oh, God.

"Oh, God."

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Okay, good night, Dave.

"Okay, good night, Dave."

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Hi-his tape dispenser?

"Hi-his tape dispenser?"

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Oh, and Dave? Uh-huh.

"Oh, and Dave? Uh-huh."

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If, um, by some incredibly weird turn of events,

"If, um, by some incredibly weird turn of events,"

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No, no, no.

"No, no, no."

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Hi.

"Hi."

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Uh, here, you want his blotter?

"Uh, here, you want his blotter?"

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Thank you.

"Thank you."

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Let me see yours.

"Let me see yours."

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Um, I know that, uh, that the eulogy was pretty bad,

"Um, I know that, uh, that the eulogy was pretty bad,"

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but did it-- Did it really suck?

"but did it-- Did it really suck?"

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It's this one right over here.

"It's this one right over here."

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Sir, if you want a desk, I know a guy--

"Sir, if you want a desk, I know a guy--"

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Okay, I-- I--

"Okay, I-- I--"

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Well.

"Well."

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As far as memorial services go, I thought that was very nice.

"As far as memorial services go, I thought that was very nice."

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Yes, it was.

"Yes, it was."

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The flowers sure were beautiful.

"The flowers sure were beautiful."

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Yeah, yeah, very nice.

"Yeah, yeah, very nice."

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Pretty.

"Pretty."

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that was shaped like a broken heart? Yeah?

"that was shaped like a broken heart? Yeah?"

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No. No, Matthew, that was me. I-I-I sat on it in the limo.

"No. No, Matthew, that was me. I-I-I sat on it in the limo."

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Oh.

"Oh."

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"because I was sitting home watching television

""because I was sitting home watching television"

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and I had a heart attack and died."

"and I had a heart attack and died.""

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Or something like that, you know.

"Or something like that, you know."

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