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Clips from Buffy the Vampire Slayer - The Replacement (S05E05)

"But, for some reason, lately it's just really getting to me."
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"Well, yeah. You're her idol, Buffy."
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"- What are you doing? - Leave me alone."
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"I will after you come back inside the house."
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"This head wound looks bad. We better get her to a hospital."
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"I wish I had some food to offer you guys, but the hotplate's out of commission."
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"I do have SpaghettiOs. Set 'em on the dryer and you're a cycle from lukewarm goodness."
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"I had dryer food for lunch."
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"No, no, I was wrong. Just incompetent burglars."
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"Yeah, it's definitely time to look for a new place."
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"Something a little nicer. Buffy, you've been to Hell. They have one-bedrooms, right?"
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"Buffy, how's that book? Full of zippy dates and zesty names?"
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"I'm fine."
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"Who are you lately? Give it up and watch the movie."
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"It has been a long day with the Crusades."
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"Here. Just relax."
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"That feels good."
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"I'm trying to concentrate on the kicking movie."
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"Sorry. I got caught up in the action."
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"Yeah. It was pretty good."
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"This is wrong. First you'd give the big guy a flying kick."
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"Then you would take out all the little ones."
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"See? Now with the flying kick. From a dead stop. What's powering it - raw enthusiasm?"
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"It would drive you crazy if this were an army movie"
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"and they were all saluting backwards and invading all willy-nilly."
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"And anyway, you can't blame me for being critical."
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"Willow's the same way when we watch a movie about witches, right, Xander?"
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"Yeah. She's all like "What's that, a cauldron? Who uses a cauldron any more?""
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"If you get the apartment, we'll walk down this hall and say"
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""I'm on my way to Xander's.""
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"- Xander, I probably won't be doing that. - Really? I will."
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"We're just looking. Rent's high so don't get your hopes carbonated."
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"It's nice. And not subterranean."
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"Xander Harris?"
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"- I brought my friends. - I see."
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"- They wouldn't always be around. - But we're clean and quiet."
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"We can have the Scooby meetings here. Giles can explain the boring things over there."
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"There's a microwave. It would be like having hot and cold running popcorn."
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"OK, good point."
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"- I brought an application for you to fill out. - An application?"
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"I can't just tell you my references? Because there's Albert."
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"We run your credit check based on the application."
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"Credit check."
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"The total's at the bottom of the sheet there."
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"He'll take it. Xander, go get the furniture. I'll wait here."
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"He's living in his drunken parents' basement where something urinated on the hotplate."
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"Yes. It's very, you know, kind of Old South."
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"But why can't we have it?"
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"I told you. My construction job is ending and I won't have any more money coming in."
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"And by the way, you do have your own place."
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"So when I visit you, I have to be in that awful basement?"
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"Which is when, Xander? Cos right now, things look pretty untogether."
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"What is this? What's going on with you?"
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"What's going on with me is my arm hurts and I'm tired"
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"I've been told I have lovely penmanship."
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""Miscellaneous curses"."
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"You do not concern me."
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"Like this, and this..."
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"That's pretty heavy."
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"- How badly did you hurt him? - Well, "hurt"... Maybe not "hurt"."
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"He said I didn't concern him."
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"So a mythic triumph over a completely indifferent foe."
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"Some good demons in this one. See if your guy's in here."
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"So you bought the magic shop and you were attacked before it opened."
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"Who's up for a chorus of the "We Told You So" symphony?"
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"Owning this place does seem kinda dangerous."
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"- Toth. - What?"
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"Be careful with that."
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"Ancient demon. Very strong. Last survivor of the Tothric clan."
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"Sophisticated? So I should discuss men's fashions with him before I chop his head off?"
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"They're referring to the fact that he does not fight barehanded. He uses tools, devices."
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"He's also supposed to be very focused."
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"Since he mentioned the Slayer, we know what the focus is."
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"There's no mention of the types of places he might frequent, but..."
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"He had a very specific olfactory presence."
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"Well, I guess we're off to the ol' factory. I hate that place."
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"I'm joking. I know what it means. He smelled. Right?"
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"Some demon rituals involve anointing with oils."
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"What do you think I'm doing? I'm scavenging."
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"Very pretty."
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"Spike, we're looking for a demon."
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"You mean a great tall robey thing like that one?"
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"- Take cover. - Big guy. Kick her ass."
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"Are you OK?"
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"Buffy, he's gone."
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"- That had to hurt. - Yeah."
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"Take it slowly."
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"Anya, you trying to use the hotplate again?"
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"What? No way."
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"Buffy. Need Buffy."
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"No, it ate my quarter."
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"Come on, Buffy."
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"They hung up."
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"If this guy wants to fight with weapons, I've got it covered from A to Z. From axe to..."
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"zee other axe."
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"Another day, another demon."
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"My friend Sharon's brother knows a girl who died choking on her boyfriend's tongue."
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"- Go away, Dawn. - I'm not in your room. I'm in the hallway."
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"Mom, I can stand in the hallway, right?"
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"She's watching us like a big freak."
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"Good work, Dawn. You gave her a headache."
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"I did not. Did I give you a headache, Mom?"
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"- I'm sure part of it is Buffy's. - But part of it is Dawn's."
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"It's so nice you've learned to share."
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"Oh, Slayer."
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"One of these days..."
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"Hey, Harris."
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"In my trailer, OK? I'm talking to all the guys. The job's winding down."
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"Welcome to payback, Mr Evil Plan Face Stealer."
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"You take my life, you get my being fired absolutely free."
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"Sit down."
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"- How long you worked here, Harris? - I'm not sure."
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"- About three months? - I guess, yeah."
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"And you haven't done much construction work before this?"
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"I have to tell you, that's surprising, cos your work here has been first-rate."
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"- You ever think about staying on full time? - What? Why isn't he firing me? Him."
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"A promotion? But I..."
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"Congratulations, Harris. You and your girl should go out and celebrate."
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"I didn't think you'd be back."
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""Mr Harris"? Yeah, right."
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