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Clips from Married with Children - The Computer Show (S03E03)

"When he turned to watch you bend over."
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"Yeah, you know, it's amazing how he sensed I was doing that."
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"I'm gonna go through their coat pockets."
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"Mom, we've given up on getting food and guidance,"
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"Okay, kids, here's what I'm gonna do."
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"KELLY: Get her!"
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"Stop playing with your mother for a minute."
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"Anyhow, I'd like to share something beautiful with you."
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"Anyway, the fat one they call "Dad""
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"and, well, I don't really know what it was about,"
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"and they did it as a family."
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"Happy birthday, sweetheart."
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"Okay, but we're getting away"
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"we were gonna take that vacation,"
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"[DOORBELL RINGS]"
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"Gee, you look great."
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"Well, you're lucky, Al."
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"to throw our happiness in your face."
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"Actually, I was wondering if you could do me a favor."
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"so I put the information in this envelope form,"
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"Peg, what're you doing?"
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"I think it's coming from this envelope."
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"Hey, I smell it too, Mom."
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"Hey, I hope it's a G-spot."
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"the nerve of that Steve."
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"You know, I am really hurt."
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"telling him exactly where to find Steve."
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"and then we're going to dinner!"
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"Ah, what the hell? Everybody eats!"
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"[SEAGULLS CAWING]"
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"Well, Kel,"
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"do I spell "man" or what?"
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"Five bucks says I get a squeeze before you."
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"let's get together for the picture."
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"and been home already."
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"What, you're gonna get worse?"
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"[SHUTTER CLICKS]"
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"Got it."
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"Binaca."
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"[SPRAY HISSING]"
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"Okay..."
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"Honey, will you put oil on me?"
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"Oh, leave me alone."
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"Oh, peachy."
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"Hey, nice throw, Chip."
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"I didn't notice you there."
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"My name's Bud."
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"Hey, Bud,"
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"I feel sad every time I see"
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"Phew."
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"You work out a lot?"
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"In that order. [LAUGHS]"
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"Used to hide me in the trunk of the car"
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"into the back seat. Remember, Al?"
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"Oh, it's a nice day, isn't it, Al?"
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"Yeah."
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"I don't think it'd be right."
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"because you are and always will be"
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"Gary Cain, you still look great."
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"Ooh, ooh, oohhh..."
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"Oh, hi, Steve."
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"Well, the water's a little polluted."
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"The sun glistening off your powerful arms,"
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"With you?"
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"Take it easy. I'll fix it for you."
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"Hi there, I'm Bud."
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"We're doing a rock video for MTV,"
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"Aren't you cute?"
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"How dare you?"
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"Boring? Are you kidding?"
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"I give up."
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"It's like I'm married."
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"Neither of us did any good today."
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"swim with a buddy."
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"Nope."
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"And, you know, if you would have even"
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"Of course, it would have been sweeter"
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"you were ruined for all other women."
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"[SHUTTER CLICKS]"
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"Well, what did we get?"
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"Let's see..."
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"marble, a slug,"
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"and this quarter I got from the blind guy."
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"Right, Kel."
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"Listen, there's gotta be some money in this house,"
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"so you just keep a good lookout for Mom and Dad."
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"Hi, kids."
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"[LAUGHS]"
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"Has anyone seen my iron?"
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"but we need money."
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"and throw it in the air."
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"Whatever you can grab is yours."
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"You ready?"
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"Okay."
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"Hey, come on, you guys!"
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"[CLAMORING]"
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"Kids, kids, kids!"
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"I was just up in the bathroom,"
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"and I had an emotional experience."
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"You washed your hands this time?"
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"No."
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"[LAUGHS]"
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"and I saw that they call The Eight Family or something."
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"You mean Eight is Enough. Yeah, that's the one."
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"had this great idea that they all get together,"
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"but the important thing is they were all together,"
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"Now, it made me think."
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"See, we could do more together."
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"For instance,"
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"how much do we really know about each other?"
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"Uh..."
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"Bud."
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"Right. Now, Bud, quick, when's Kelly's birthday?"
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"It was yesterday, Dad."
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"Hey, I'm sorry I missed it, honey."
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"from the point of this family thing."
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"Do you realize that we don't have a family picture?"
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"Well, you know, we were gonna get--"
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"Ah, we were always gonna."
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"We were gonna get the picture,"
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