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Clips from Billions - Risk Management (S02E02)

Let's add tax returns to the data that...

"Let's add tax returns to the data that..."

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I don't want this to turn into The Who in Cincinnati.

"I don't want this to turn into The Who in Cincinnati."

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Now you fuckers know how much you miss this place

"Now you fuckers know how much you miss this place"

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when you can't have it.

"when you can't have it."

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No electronics, personal or otherwise,

"No electronics, personal or otherwise,"

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that will be necessary for entry and exit through the turnstiles.

"that will be necessary for entry and exit through the turnstiles."

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Love and its many splendored so forth.

"Love and its many splendored so forth."

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The real answer...

"The real answer..."

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And the best thing is it gives me access

"And the best thing is it gives me access"

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to the world's most fascinating people.

"to the world's most fascinating people."

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Like our next speaker,

"Like our next speaker,"

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But I don't have to.

"But I don't have to."

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She'll get it.

"She'll get it."

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It's what she does.

"It's what she does."

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Dr. Wendy Rhoades.

"Dr. Wendy Rhoades."

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Performance.

"Performance."

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That's a loaded word.

"That's a loaded word."

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Scary. Lot of pressure.

"Scary. Lot of pressure."

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Not for me.

"Not for me."

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Oh.

"Oh."

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You can perform?

"You can perform?"

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Fucking right I can.

"Fucking right I can."

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Come back to my office and try me.

"Come back to my office and try me."

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- Never had any complaints. - Nice.

"- Never had any complaints. - Nice."

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You know, they say a trained professional

"You know, they say a trained professional"

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can always tell when someone's lying.

"can always tell when someone's lying."

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That's an exaggeration. We don't always know.

"That's an exaggeration. We don't always know."

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But right now, I do.

"But right now, I do."

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You're lying.

"You're lying."

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Covering.

"Covering."

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Struggle for you is you remember the complaints, don't you?

"Struggle for you is you remember the complaints, don't you?"

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They lodge deep.

"They lodge deep."

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Because you want to believe you're perfect.

"Because you want to believe you're perfect."

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But you know you're not.

"But you know you're not."

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That's why two billion dollars' worth of these babies

"That's why two billion dollars' worth of these babies"

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are sold every year.

"are sold every year."

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Because they bring reassurance that when the time comes,

"Because they bring reassurance that when the time comes,"

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Some of you take them.

"Some of you take them."

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A little blue steel is nothing to be ashamed of.

"A little blue steel is nothing to be ashamed of."

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But if I threw this bottle into the audience right now,

"But if I threw this bottle into the audience right now,"

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The thought that someone might know you need help

"The thought that someone might know you need help"

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is worse than not getting the help you need.

"is worse than not getting the help you need."

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Still, when the time comes,

"Still, when the time comes,"

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when you need to pull the trigger

"when you need to pull the trigger"

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on the buy or sell order,

"on the buy or sell order,"

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you better be hard as a rock and ready to go,

"you better be hard as a rock and ready to go,"

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Millions of years ago,

"Millions of years ago,"

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a meteor hit the Earth and brought on an ice age.

"a meteor hit the Earth and brought on an ice age."

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were reduced to fucking skeletons.

"were reduced to fucking skeletons."

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toward this room right now

"toward this room right now"

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and all the rooms like it.

"and all the rooms like it."

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The entire hedge-fund industry

"The entire hedge-fund industry"

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We've acted as if it would go on forever.

"We've acted as if it would go on forever."

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the outflow of institutional money,

"the outflow of institutional money,"

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and the rise of quant funds have lighted the way to our demise,

"and the rise of quant funds have lighted the way to our demise,"

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we have willfully refused to change.

"we have willfully refused to change."

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In the great expanse of time,

"In the great expanse of time,"

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I know it even if you don't.

"I know it even if you don't."

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But in this microsecond that we are still breathing air,

"But in this microsecond that we are still breathing air,"

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I'm gonna fight the inevitable.

"I'm gonna fight the inevitable."

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If you have a card in front of you,

"If you have a card in front of you,"

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pick it up, hold it in front of your face.

"pick it up, hold it in front of your face."

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If this room represents all the hedge funds in business,

"If this room represents all the hedge funds in business,"

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I made it.

"I made it."

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Because this was a random fucking exercise,

"Because this was a random fucking exercise,"

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and I don't see any evidence at all that you're gonna!

"and I don't see any evidence at all that you're gonna!"

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Put your fucking cards down.

"Put your fucking cards down."

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Trust almost killed Axe Capital.

"Trust almost killed Axe Capital."

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And that is never gonna happen again.

"And that is never gonna happen again."

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Things got a little too free and fucking easy around here.

"Things got a little too free and fucking easy around here."

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And to eliminate the possibility

"And to eliminate the possibility"

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of any questionable information passing from any of you to me,

"of any questionable information passing from any of you to me,"

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in the presence of my Chief of Staff, Stephanie Reed.

"in the presence of my Chief of Staff, Stephanie Reed."

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And I mean all.

"And I mean all."

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If you see me at the coffee machine,

"If you see me at the coffee machine,"

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I am a survivor.

"I am a survivor."

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And I will do whatever it takes

"And I will do whatever it takes"

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to avoid my fate.

"to avoid my fate."

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Ask yourselves...

"Ask yourselves..."

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into how we hedgies think.

"into how we hedgies think."

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Well, if I didn't after the time I put in...

"Well, if I didn't after the time I put in..."

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Yes.

"Yes."

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I don't mean Axe Capital. I mean Bobby himself.

"I don't mean Axe Capital. I mean Bobby himself."

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You've had sessions with him.

"You've had sessions with him."

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Well, I'm not talking about a rising market.

"Well, I'm not talking about a rising market."

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But when things get a little choppy,

"But when things get a little choppy,"

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or does he retreat to look at alternatives?

"or does he retreat to look at alternatives?"

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I thought you'd overpaid me.

"I thought you'd overpaid me."

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But if that's what you're really looking for,

"But if that's what you're really looking for,"

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you weren't even close to the number.

"you weren't even close to the number."

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I'd never sell him out.

"I'd never sell him out."

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You passed the test.

"You passed the test."

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Yes, you do.

"Yes, you do."

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Well...

"Well..."

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I'm already set up in an office of my own

"I'm already set up in an office of my own"

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starting to see clients.

"starting to see clients."

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I'm not sure. Yet.

"I'm not sure. Yet."

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I'm keeping my options open.

"I'm keeping my options open."

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I hope not.

"I hope not."

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Anyway, why don't you just keep an open mind,

"Anyway, why don't you just keep an open mind,"

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- Got your homework ready? - Yep.

"- Got your homework ready? - Yep."

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All right. I got to drop some papers off

"All right. I got to drop some papers off"

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- Bye, Mom. - Bye.

"- Bye, Mom. - Bye."

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- What's going on? - I'm calling 911.

"- What's going on? - I'm calling 911."

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threw up in my office. She's having a seizure.

"threw up in my office. She's having a seizure."

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She's in anaphylaxis.

"She's in anaphylaxis."

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Epi-pen.

"Epi-pen."

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That's why hysterical moms aren't school nurses.

"That's why hysterical moms aren't school nurses."

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We don't give adrenaline unless the allergy...

"We don't give adrenaline unless the allergy..."

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She needs a rescue shot. She carries one.

"She needs a rescue shot. She carries one."

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Okay. All right.

"Okay. All right."

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Okay, honey.

"Okay, honey."

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Listen, you're having a reaction,

"Listen, you're having a reaction,"

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but I got you, all right? Just breathe for me.

"but I got you, all right? Just breathe for me."

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Michael, thank you.

"Michael, thank you."

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Why don't you go walk the perimeter?

"Why don't you go walk the perimeter?"

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Word out of Washington

"Word out of Washington"

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is that Rhoades' misconduct is being investigated.

"is that Rhoades' misconduct is being investigated."

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You somehow put that in motion?

"You somehow put that in motion?"

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Look, when an enemy's down on the field,

"Look, when an enemy's down on the field,"

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