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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat - Neighbors with Attitude (S03E03)

"We'll... put that in the notes."
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"And it's our pleasure, Ann."
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"but not everyone pitched in their share on time."
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"Thankfully, Evan stepped up"
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"and covered our straggler's last $12."
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"I forgot... again."
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"I'm sorry, Evan. Next time, I promise."
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"Okay, well, if that's everything, then..."
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"Actually, I have a serious issue I would like to discuss."
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"Our home was attacked."
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"Yes. That's right."
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"My husband and I went to check the mail,"
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"and we found..."
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"a pastrami sandwich just sitting in our mailbox."
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"It was freaky."
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"That is why I propose"
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"that we start a Neighborhood Watch."
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"I know some of you may think I'm overreacting,"
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"like the police did, but I..."
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"Like hell we do."
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"I don't want a sandwich in my mailbox."
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"Who does?"
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"Really?"
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"Oh, this is amazing. I have so many great ideas."
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"Thank you, Jessica."
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"I guess having a kid gives you permission"
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"I know, I know."
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"Louis, hey, come look at the great ideas I have"
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"for the Neighborhood Watch."
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"- Wow. Are those security cameras? - Yes."
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"I'm also proposing a volunteer nightly patrol shift"
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"A bandit?"
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"Use the Tasers I distributed."
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"Zap him in the area.""
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"Hmm."
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"_"
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"_"
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"Grandma, you should really keep your money in the bank."
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"It's not safe in the house."
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"_"
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"Oh, Grandma."
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"Dear, sweet Grandma."
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"You have no idea what hell you hath unlocked."
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"I even came up with a very clever name for it..."
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""Neighborhood Watch Association"... N.W.A."
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"How's that, now? Y'all talking Dre?"
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"Oh."
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"I'd pick a new name, Mom. N.W.A. is already a thing."
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"What's it stand for?"
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"I can't say."
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"Trent!"
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"Eddie. It's not a good time."
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"for the dance."
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"What's that?"
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"Nothing! No, don't..."
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""Sparrow Scout Handbook"?"
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"No..."
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"What the hell, Trent?!"
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"I thought you said you hated the Scouts."
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"I only said that so no one would suspect"
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"Everybody makes fun of Sparrow Scouts,"
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"and I've built a reputation as a cool person."
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"Why do you need the cologne, anyways?"
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"Since you're coming clean with secrets"
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"and you're a Sparrow Scout, I can obviously trust you."
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"Hey, great! They did your idea!"
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"And they said that we would discuss it"
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"at the next HOA meeting."
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"I'm sure this is all just a misunderstanding."
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"I would be good at leading a Neighborhood Watch."
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"But I see everything."
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"I'll show them I am amazing at finding things."
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"There he is."
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"There he is."
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"Candy cane, candy cane, candy cane..."
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"There he is!"
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"Hey, Jessica? Can I have a word?"
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"I think you're missing the point."
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"Nobody doubts your ability to find Waldo."
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"Thank you."
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"We don't want you involved in the Neighborhood Watch"
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"I can't believe that's why"
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"they excluded me from the Neighborhood Watch."
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"Who cares if I'm not a team player?"
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"What's wrong with being a team leader?"
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"Some people row, some people coxswain."
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"I just rented "Oxford Blues.""
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"Okay, I found a Monopoly hat piece,"
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"Evan's diary,"
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"I knew it!"
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"_"
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"you're going to have to learn to be a team player."
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"All right, talk to me, Eddie."
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"Why haven't you kissed a girl yet?"
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"Well, the truth is..."
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"Ugh! What is this?!"
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"It's parve. My mom keeps kosher."
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"I thought you knew that."
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"Well, the truth is,"
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"I've had this perfect image in my head about my first kiss"
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"ever since I saw "Poetic Justice,""
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"starring Tupac as Lucky and..."
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"Janet Jackson as Justice."
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"Yes, I know it well."
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"Tupac and Janet share a tender kiss on the beach."
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"Right? It was bomb."
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"I know it's kind of dumb"
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"and it's not gonna be exactly like that,"
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"but I'm waiting for the right moment."
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"to get my first kiss before 9th grade."
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"I can't go into high school a kissing virgin!"
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"Eddie, relax."
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"Above all, Sparrow Scouts are loyal friends."
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"I know you and Alison as a couple."
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"I guess you did spend last Valentine's Day with us."
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"At the Janet Jackson concert."
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"Full conversational circle."
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"Don't worry. We're gonna get you kissed."
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"Now, we're both gonna cut our hands and join our blood"
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"so we never forget this bond of shared secrets."
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