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Clips from Family Guy - Barely Legal (S05E05)

"Good. I'm gonna grab Stewie and then we can go."
Family Guy
"What's that Brian? You were just kidding?"
Family Guy
"I knew you were. I love you, too, Brian, and you love me."
Family Guy
"You do love me, Brian."
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"- Hey, Brian. - Oh, Meg. Hey."
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"Hey, listen, I hope you're feeling all right about our little talk the other day."
Family Guy
"You know, about us being just friends and all."
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"Yeah. No, I'm fine, I'm fine."
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"And, hey, look I... I wanted to thank you for being so great to me."
Family Guy
"- So, I baked you a pie. - Wow. Hey, that looks delicious."
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"Wow, this is good. What's in there?"
Family Guy
"Well, there some apples and some cinnamon and my hair."
Family Guy
"- What? - My hair's in the pie, Brian."
Family Guy
"And now it's inside of you. Part of me is inside of you, Brian."
Family Guy
"Do you feel me, Brian?"
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"Do you feel me inside of you?"
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"You got some pie, huh? Can I have a piece?"
Family Guy
"- Sure. - Let me have some of that Cool Whip."
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"- What'd you say? - You can't have a pie without Cool Whip."
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"- Cool Whip? - Cool Whip, yeah."
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"- You mean, Cool Whip. - Yeah, Cool Whip."
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"- Cool Whip. - Cool Whip."
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"- Cool Whip. - Cool Whip."
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"What are you talking about? I'm just saying it, Cool Whip."
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"You put Cool Whip on pie. Pie tastes better with Cool Whip."
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"- Say whip. - Whip."
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"- Now say Cool Whip. - Cool Whip."
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"- Cool Whip. - Cool Whip."
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"- Cool Whip. - Cool Whip."
Family Guy
"You're eating hair!"
Family Guy
"Well, Lois, I am now a graduate of the Quahog Police Academy"
Family Guy
"and an official on-duty cop."
Family Guy
"I can't believe I'm married to a big, scary police officer."
Family Guy
"Just keep your eyes on the eggs, ma'am."
Family Guy
"Yes, Officer."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God, Lois, I hit you."
Family Guy
"Hey, Lois. Can I talk to you for a second? I think we may have a problem with Meg."
Family Guy
"You're telling me? She's been locked in her room all day."
Family Guy
"Who knows what she's doing up there?"
Family Guy
"Yeah, well, the thing is, Meg is becoming a little enamored with me"
Family Guy
"and I'm kind of losing control of the situation."
Family Guy
"She's just grateful you took her to the dance."
Family Guy
"Well, I think it's more than that."
Family Guy
"So here's the thing, and don't get mad, and that part I can't stress enough..."
Family Guy
"That's a great shirt, by the way."
Family Guy
"I may have made out with Meg."
Family Guy
"Okay, I had that coming."
Family Guy
"What the hell is wrong with you? You sick bastard."
Family Guy
"- Look, I was drinking... - What a shock."
Family Guy
"Look, the short version is this morning she made me eat her hair pie..."
Family Guy
"Look, Brian, I don't know what the hell happened between you two"
Family Guy
"but you better go upstairs and straighten it out right now."
Family Guy
"This is even worse than when you ate that bubble-gum out of the garbage."
Family Guy
"Brian, did you get into the garbage last night?"
Family Guy
"- No. Why? - Don't lie to me, Brian."
Family Guy
"I'm not lying."
Family Guy
"Meg, you got a minute?"
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"What the hell?"
Family Guy
"- I made that for you, Brian. - Meg!"
Family Guy
"Look, you obviously didn't hear me yesterday. So I'll explain it again."
Family Guy
"And here to assist me is"
Family Guy
"Headmaster of the New York School for the Hard of Hearing, Mr. Garrett Morris."
Family Guy
"- Meg, we're not boyfriend and girlfriend. - We're not boyfriend and girlfriend!"
Family Guy
"- I will never be attracted to you. - I will never be attracted to you!"
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"Goodnight and have a pleasant tomorrow."
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"Goodnight and have a pleasant tomorrow!"
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"- I won't be ignored, Brian. - I like your ass."
Family Guy
"Joe, I gotta tell you."
Family Guy
"Guys, it's not all about action."
Family Guy
"It's about staying vigilant until you're needed."
Family Guy
"- What are you doing? - I'm watching Bonnie undress."
Family Guy
"- Bonnie's your wife. - I know."
Family Guy
"I like to watch her strip and pretend she's a woman who I've never met"
Family Guy
"but who looks just like Bonnie and lives in my house."
Family Guy
"Get naked, you strange whore!"
Family Guy
"Peter, I haven't seen Meg or Brian since last night."
Family Guy
"I think something may have happened."
Family Guy
"Mom, is it bad if I saw Meg tie up Brian last night,"
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"What? Chris, why didn't you say anything?"
Family Guy
"I dropped the ball, I'm sorry."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God. Brian was right. Meg really must be obsessed with him."
Family Guy
"Peter, we gotta find them."
Family Guy
"and we'll do our very best to find Brian and girl-Chris."
Family Guy
"I can't believe you went to all this trouble."
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"- Well, you know me. - I do, Brian. I know you so well."
Family Guy
"- So, are you ready? - For what?"
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"For the fun we're gonna have, Brian. We're gonna have fun tonight."
Family Guy
"Good old-fashioned, all-American fun."
Family Guy
"Just relax. We're gonna be here for a while."
Family Guy
"- Well, I don't know if... Wait, what? - We're gonna be here for a while."
Family Guy
"- A while? - Yeah, a while."
Family Guy
"- You mean a while? - A while."
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"- A while. - A while."
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"- A while. - A while."
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"- A while. - Brian, you're acting weird."
Family Guy
"Brian, she's a teenager."
Family Guy
"that Woody Allen brought home from the circus."
Family Guy
"Peter, hold on to that thought, because I'm going to explain to you"
Family Guy
"when we get home all the things that are wrong with that statement."
Family Guy
"But, first, Meg, you need to let Brian go."
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"I'm not confused."
Family Guy
"I've never been more certain about anything in my life."
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"I need him."
Family Guy
"Meg, I know that's what you think right now, but you're..."
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"God, I wish I could make you understand."
Family Guy
"- I know what she needs. - You do?"
Family Guy
"You bet. Bring her by my house around 8:30 tonight, I'll take care of her."
Family Guy
"Hi, Mr. Quagmire. Mom said I should come over here?"
Family Guy
"Excuse me, while I get a little more comfortable."
Family Guy
"Meg, I've watched you grow up from a playful little girl"
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"And I can tell you this, there's no reason to grow up too fast."
Family Guy
"I can see why a relationship looks glamorous."
Family Guy
"But, you've got all the time in the world,"
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"and a lot of wonderful experiences ahead of you."
Family Guy
"Hang on, I wanna give you something."
Family Guy
"This book helped me when I was about your age."
Family Guy
"It let me know that as long as I kept on rolling,"
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"I'd find that one person who would make me whole."
Family Guy
"- Thanks, Mr. Quagmire. - You don't have to thank me."
Family Guy
"Now, get on out of here, you little scamp."
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