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Clips from MacGyver - Chisel (S01E01)

"can't hold up to that kind of firepower."
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"We're gonna need something thicker."
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"I said something thicker."
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"What is he doing?"
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"He's doing his thing."
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"Look, I'll be the first to admit..."
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"Physics can be boring, but"
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"when it allows you to calculate how many sheets"
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"of eight by 11 printer paper you'd need to"
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"stop a bullet fired at you?"
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"It gets a lot less boring."
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"Okay, to be fair,"
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"I'm making some estimates,"
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"but let's say a slug fired"
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"from an AK-47 has a mass of eight grams"
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"and a speed of 780 meters per second."
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"Factoring in slug size and paper density,"
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"I can determine drag force, or in layman's terms:"
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"how much a single sheet of paper slows a bullet down."
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"Then, using the work-energy principle,"
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"I can calculate the distance this drag force"
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"would have to work to drop"
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"that bullet's kinetic energy to zero."
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"Or, put another way, to stop it entirely."
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"That's all we need"
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"of paper do you have in the building?"
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"Uh, I don't know. A lot."
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"Perfect. Get it all."
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"And every book you have."
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"Okay, I'll take it."
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"You know, your friends"
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"are going to die in this embassy, Riley."
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"you don't have to."
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"If you help me escape, I can guarantee your safety."
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"But if you wait until my friends get in..."
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"You hear?"
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"And you will die like everyone else."
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"Cool, I get it, so..."
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"you think I'm the weak link."
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"That you can scare me into doing what my friends won't."
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"Oh, I am."
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"I don't scare easily."
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"And you're wrong about your pals, too."
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"Am I?"
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"You're in a U.S. embassy saying God-knows-what"
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"to a bunch of American operatives."
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"You're tainted now."
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"In prison, we call that a narc."
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"Someone who has cooperated with five-O."
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"If I was one of your terrorist friends,"
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"I'd be a little concerned about what you've given up."
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"Nothing. I have given up nothing."
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"See, I know that, and you know that."
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"But do they know that?"
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"They're not attacking the embassy"
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"to save you, Janis."
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"They're attacking the embassy to kill you."
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"Hey, hey, careful with the hammer."
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"I don't need you breaking any fingers."
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"I've swung a hammer before, Jack."
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"Not since everything went sideways with Bozer."
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"Don't tell me you're not distracted."
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"Hey, look, I get it."
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"I do. You two grew up together."
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"I am worried about him, too, you know."
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"he almost figured it out."
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"It's better that he didn't, believe me."
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"You know what they say..."
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"Ignorance is how you stay alive."
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""I think the phrase ends with “bliss”""
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"Don't matter how it ends."
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"I know it's what kept him above ground"
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"all these years."
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"Yeah, at what price?"
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"Me betraying my best friend?"
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"Uh, despite being offended, thinking I was your best friend,"
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"You've done right by Bozer."
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"You didn't follow protocol and keep your distance."
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"Because he's a good friend, and you love him. Huh?"
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"That's the thing about you, Mac,"
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"you got a big heart."
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"And deep down inside, Bozer knows that."
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"He just needs a little time to clear his head, that's all."
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"I never even considered what it would be like"
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"the first time somebody figured it out."
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"I mean, family,"
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"future girlfriend, wife, kids?"
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"What does this job mean?"
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"That I can't tell anybody anything?"
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"Unfortunately, yeah."
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"That's the price you pay when you're in this line of work."
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"Hey, you can lie, or you can tell the truth,"
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"and jeopardize the security of your loved ones."
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"Either way, it's not that safe."
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"That's the reason every one of my relationships"
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"ends up imploding."
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"The lies, the not being available."
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"It's not that easy just to duck out of the room"
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"every time the phone rings, you know what I mean?"
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"You hear that?"
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"Yeah."
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"They're firing in single shots."
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"They're running out of ammo. They're trying to conserve."
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"Once they dry up, that front gate's gonna fall."
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"You know that."
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"We need to find a way to fortify it,"
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"get those Marines inside."
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"Good, truck's still there."
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"We can use it to strike through the gate."
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"That's an awesome plan, I'm glad to be a part of it,"
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"but how are we supposed to get to that truck?"
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"It's a lead shower out there,"
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"and you don't have an umbrella."
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"Same way the Greeks would have."
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"A two-man phalanx."
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"A two-man what now?"
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"your people again?"
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"I have another big favor to ask of you."
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"You want us to take off the one thing"
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"that's going to save our lives?"
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