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Clips from MacGyver - Chisel (S01E01)

"and, uh, we'll get something on the books."
MacGyver
"Great. John Cena"
MacGyver
"works here, too."
MacGyver
"Look, I know my rights."
MacGyver
"Okay? You can't keep me here forever."
MacGyver
"Technically, we can."
MacGyver
"Can I talk to you outside?"
MacGyver
"Look, I know you have a job to do..."
MacGyver
"We have a job to do."
MacGyver
"Right."
MacGyver
"We have a job to do"
MacGyver
"we can't treat Bozer like he's some suspect."
MacGyver
"Unfortunately, Mac,"
MacGyver
"he's been exposed to confidential intelligence,"
MacGyver
"which makes him a national security threat."
MacGyver
"No. No, he isn't."
MacGyver
"He's my friend."
MacGyver
"than see him treated like he did something wrong."
MacGyver
"Yeah, but why's Thornton got to go all DEFCON One?"
MacGyver
"I was a civilian once."
MacGyver
"I found out about you guys."
MacGyver
"None of this happened to me."
MacGyver
"Oh, no, you're different."
MacGyver
"because you have a specific skill set."
MacGyver
"We can use... We're using you."
MacGyver
"Yeah, whatever, Jack."
MacGyver
"So, you're saying just because"
MacGyver
"Bozer can't hack the Pentagon"
MacGyver
"his only options are witness protection"
MacGyver
"or a black site?"
MacGyver
"I'm not gonna let it come to that."
MacGyver
"No, no, wait."
MacGyver
"Hold on, don't tell me."
MacGyver
"Let me guess what it is this time. Uh..."
MacGyver
"Chinese separatist,"
MacGyver
"city of Madrid,"
MacGyver
"- with the candlestick. - I thought we agreed"
MacGyver
"not to use any Clue references during our briefings."
MacGyver
"I would never agree to something like that."
MacGyver
"Milton Bradley was an American hero."
MacGyver
"What kind of trouble are we looking at?"
MacGyver
"Actually, we're gonna stop the trouble"
MacGyver
"before it begins."
MacGyver
"like the CIA, NSA are"
MacGyver
"busy reacting"
MacGyver
"to ISIS and Al Qaeda,"
MacGyver
"Phoenix will use its"
MacGyver
"off-the-books invisibility"
MacGyver
"to be proactive,"
MacGyver
"going after the next ISIS before it becomes ISIS."
MacGyver
"Which brings us to..."
MacGyver
"Latvian terror cell, Dieva Roka."
MacGyver
"Responsible for three attacks in Latvia in the last month."
MacGyver
"They currently have fewer than 50 members,"
MacGyver
"but they're stepping up recruitment in a big way."
MacGyver
"before it spreads."
MacGyver
"And this is how we're gonna do it."
MacGyver
"Janis Lapa, architect of the organization."
MacGyver
"and he just popped up in Riga"
MacGyver
"after months being off the grid."
MacGyver
"We froze all his assets,"
MacGyver
"but his mother died last month, so..."
MacGyver
"In 18 hours, Janis has an appointment"
MacGyver
"at the Latvian National Bank"
MacGyver
"to collect his inheritance"
MacGyver
"in person, and when he does..."
MacGyver
"The bank manager sold us out."
MacGyver
"Where's Janis?"
MacGyver
"He made us."
MacGyver
"And ran. We need to split up."
MacGyver
"If you see Diva Rickshaw,"
MacGyver
"you let me know and you duck."
MacGyver
"We have got to stop letting you come up with code names."
MacGyver
"Hey, I let you nix Living La Dieva Roka, didn't I?"
MacGyver
"Got him."
MacGyver
"Yeah."
MacGyver
"Yeah, kind of figured that. Where you at?"
MacGyver
"Uh..."
MacGyver
"Well, just have him keep trying to kill you,"
MacGyver
"and I'll follow the sound of the shots."
MacGyver
"Okay, I'll try not to die before you get here."
MacGyver
"When we were kids, Bozer and I"
MacGyver
"first bonded over a shared love of fireworks."
MacGyver
"But we didn't have a lot of money to buy them,"
MacGyver
"from scratch. Now,"
MacGyver
"we were young and dumb, and frankly,"
MacGyver
"it's a miracle I still have all my fingers, so what I'm"
MacGyver
"about to do, don't ever try at home."
MacGyver
"Looks like you didn't need me, after all."
MacGyver
"What?"
MacGyver
"He just sent out an S.O.S..."
MacGyver
"to every contact in his phone."
MacGyver
"In a few minutes, this area is gonna be"
MacGyver
"Go find Riley."
MacGyver
"We need to get out of Latvia now."
MacGyver
"I'm not okay."
MacGyver
"That's why I'm doing my Shirshasana."
MacGyver
"It releases tension..."
MacGyver
"which you are the direct cause of, by the way."
MacGyver
"Ordinarily, I do them in my yoga class,"
MacGyver
"Quite a sacrifice you've made for your country."
MacGyver
"Have a seat."
MacGyver
"Look... Director Thornton,"
MacGyver
"you seem like a, a person with, uh..."
MacGyver
"feelings."
MacGyver
"Seriously."
MacGyver
"How long are you gonna keep me here?"
MacGyver
"If it were up to me, I'd let you leave now,"
MacGyver
"but Oversight has a few questions"
MacGyver
"about your phone records."
MacGyver
"More than a dozen calls to China."
MacGyver
"Yeah, that's Li Baozhai."
MacGyver
"Li Baozhai?"
MacGyver
"She sells medical grade liquid silicone at a great price."
MacGyver
"Medical grade silicone..."
MacGyver
"For prosthetics?"
MacGyver
"You know how no one saw"
MacGyver
"your hit man's face because he was wearing"
MacGyver
"that dope ass George Washington mask?"
MacGyver
"Who you think made the mask?"
MacGyver
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