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Clips from The Simpsons - The Crepes of Wrath (S01E01)

"Oh, the boy. Bring me the boy."
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"Bart, if you had cleaned up your room when I asked you to,"
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"your father's trick back would still be aligned."
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"So, you'll pick up this mess right now."
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"I thought I blew all you guys up."
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"People, people, no rough-housing on the monkey bars."
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"You there. Tuck in your shirt. Watch it. I saw that."
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"I think I need to make a stop at the little girls' room."
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"Actually, I was wondering if you could make me a grilled cheese sandwich."
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"Principal Skinner!"
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"Homer, Principal Skinner is here."
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"Hello, Principal Skinner. I'd get up, but the boy crippled me."
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"- Oh, dear. - Mr. and Mrs. Simpson,"
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"- Hear him out, Marge. - Well, perhaps I was being a tad glib. Let me explain."
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"but in Bart's case, I'm prepared to make a big exception."
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"And if you're willing to play along, he can spend the next three months..."
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"studying far, far away."
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"Actually, he'd be staying in France,"
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"Oh, when he's totally immersed in a foreign language,"
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"- You mean all white with pink eyes? - No. No, no, no."
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"He makes me crazy 12 months a year."
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"Bon voyage, boy."
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"I know I'm going, and you're not."
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"Birds in the trees seem to Louise"
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"How much longer, sir?"
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"This is where we're going, right?"
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"Chateau Mah-son."
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"Eww. What a dump."
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"And the national flag is a two-headed eagle on a red field."
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"- Political what? - Trans Albanian Airlines, flight number two,"
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"Welcome to your new home."
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"You may find life here at the chateau hard,"
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"- Adil? - Mother?"
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"Well, I guess for the next few months, yes, I will be your mother."
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"perhaps even offensive."
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"can we hope to better understand our backward neighbors throughout the world."
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"I have already found Americans to be most... trusting."
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"Hurry up, boy. My grapes are waiting for their water."
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"being oiled with the blood of the workers."
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"Well, now that that's settled, I'll just clear the dishes."
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"Did you see that?"
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"You know, Marge, this is the way I've always wanted it to be."
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"We've become a fully functioning family unit."
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"and gently twist it off and drop it in the bucket."
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"See these? American doughnuts."
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"Does this place have one of those plutonium isolation deals?"
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"Cheese!"
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"Oh, wait a minute."
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"Stupid grapes."
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"Bunch of creeps! I hate France!"
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"You sure have taken a shine to little Adil."
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"Okay. Okay. I love Bart."
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"- Well? - What?"
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"Well?"
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"Oh, Adil's a very sweet boy."
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""I guess you're just having too much fun.""
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"to your adopted parents."
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"Sorry."
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"It is customary for children to take a little wine now and then."
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"Yeah, but it's got antifreeze in there."
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"Ooh!"
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"You're a policeman, aren't you?"
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"I-- I don't want a piece of candy."
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"Come on, Mister. Can you help me?"
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"Here I've listened to nothing but French for the past..."
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"I'm telling you, he's such a curious little dickens."
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"All right, Sparrow. We know you're in there."
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"Well, sir, we-- Well, sir, we've been on the trail..."
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"Mm-hmm. Through the use of radio triangulation,"
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"- we tracked him to exactly this point. - Wow."
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"- That's all I can tell you. - Aw."
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"- Adil? - The Sparrow!"
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"Get him!"
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"No. We've arranged an exchange for one of our own men caught in Albania."
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"- Hey, boy. - Hey, Homer."
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"- My back. - I like to play with you."
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"- There goes my back again. - I like to play with you."
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"I like to play with you. I like to play with you."
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"- I like to play with you. - Go get help, boy."
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"I like to play with you. I like to play with you."
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"I like to play with you."
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"- I like to play with you. - Oh, Maggie. My poor back."
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"Clumsy Homer."
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"Hello. What have we here?"
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"Hello. What have we here?"
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"You certainly have done awfully well for yourself, Spanky."
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"Mother, please don't call me Spanky on school grounds."
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"- Wow! A cherry bomb! - What are you going to do with it, Bart?"
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"Milhouse, Lewis, Richard and Bart Simpson."
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"This is the Bart Simpson you're always talking about?"
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"So, you're gonna flush it?"
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"Okay, Mother. This way."
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"So long, sucker."
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"- Now hold it right there, you little-- Mother? - Spanky?"
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"Oh, Marge, I still hurt."
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"Oh, Homer. How many times do I have to fluff your pillow?"
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"I know how you like 'em, Homer."
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"And maybe some of those little wieners that come in a can?"
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"Oh, and some fruit cocktail in heavy syrup."
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"Marge."
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"Marge."
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"Marge, get the door!"
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"Hello, Mrs. Simpson. I'm afraid there's been..."
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"Mm-hmm. I understand completely."
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"The disturbing incident I was referring to happened this morning..."
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"when your son flushed an explosive device down the boys' lavatory."
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"my mother was in the girls' lavatoy making use of the facilities."
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"I don't think suspension or expulsion will do the trick."
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"Deportation? You mean kick Bart out of the county?"
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"Our elementary school participates in a foreign exchange program."
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"Normally, a student is selected on the basis of academic excellence or intelligence,"
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"- the average child can become fluent in weeks. - Yeah, but what about Bart?"
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"I'm sure he'll pick up enough to get by."
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"as long as you're willing to take in a student of your own."
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"Wait a minute, Skinner."
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"How do we know some principal in France..."
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"- And I get to take a plane there, wouldn't I, Mom? - Yes, Bart."
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"- Wow! And one back? - Mm-hmm."
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"Well, Bart seems very enthusiastic about the idea."
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"Good-bye, my special-- my special little guy."
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