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Clips from Hogan's Heroes - The Flight of the Valkyrie (S01E01)

"( theme song playing )"
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"( whimpering )"
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"Well, Baroness, welcome to Stalag 13."
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"LeBeau, get back up and keep a lookout, huh?"
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"And for this moment, I thank you."
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"All Germany is looking for me,"
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"You are joking."
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"Terrible timing."
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"You're kidding."
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"about meeting a very rich man"
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"at the race track who bought him food,"
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"The next day the rich man still wanted"
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"to meet the tout at the track."
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"Look, if there's nothing..."
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"There is something else."
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"Ever since you've been at Stalag 13,"
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"strange things are happening, very strange."
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"Yes."
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"Colonel Klink, just what is it you're implying?"
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"that strange things are happening."
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"I am suggesting nothing."
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"I shall have to lose you."
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"Silence!"
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"He is here, Herr Kommandant."
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"What is your exact date of rank, Colonel Hogan?"
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"Twelve, actually."
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"We don't parade, either."
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"Quite a bit of shaking up to do, what?"
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"Would you care for a cigar?"
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"That's it!"
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"This is bigger than any one man."
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"Have you told him about the Baroness?"
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"And the Americans didn't send him."
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"but of course I'll choose my own."
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"( laughs )"
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"Uh, Colonel, there are a few things"
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"You have?"
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"Bad show?"
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"Now, I need some thin types down in the hole with me."
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"Bit flabby, but you're English."
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"Suppose you were in a camp"
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"Like a shot."
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"Just asking."
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"Happy digging. See you at parade."
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"Hut, two, three, four. Hut, two, three, four."
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"We like to play these things like Eliza crossing the ice."
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"Thank you."
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"And a fantastic man in charge."
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"He's mad, you know."
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"Better not."
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"I just really don't."
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"Hey, Colonel."
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"What is it, Kinch?"
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"Was he serious about turning us in to the Germans?"
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"We can't let him."
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"Well, how we feeling, better?"
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"Bit of a close call, Colonel."
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"I thought I saw this large room, lighted, and..."
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"Why, yes."
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"We got some Red Cross instruments for an orchestra."
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"My dear fellow, the more noise, the better."
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"Uh, Die Walkure or The Ride of the Valkyries."
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"and asked for a big tent."
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"Couple of days? Huh, I'll do it now."
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"Thank you, sir. Thanks."
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"Colonel Hogan!"
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"It was unforgivable, of course."
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"Just now, I could not stand being underground anymore."
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"Just once. Since then, we keep telling him things"
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"Oh... quite."
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"Oh, of course, there's a little risk involved,"
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"but do you realize how many people are hurt"
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"You have a soldier's code."
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"I am a civilian. I have no code."
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"In my country, I am considered a traitor."
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"I'm not a man to succumb to the blandishments of a woman."
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"24 hours. No more."
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"Oh, thanks."
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"I shall be carried off to Valhalla across the saddle"
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"What airplane?"
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"Don't talk to me, Schultz."
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"Colonel Crittendon's the senior officer in charge."
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"They're letting the drums cool down."
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"I wouldn't mind it, Colonel."
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"Yeah, right, Colonel."
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"Why?"
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"'Cause he'd break a prop, that's why."
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"Stop!"
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"Uh, begging your pardon, Colonel,"
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"That makes Colonel Hogan the senior officer,"
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"Halt!"
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"Colonel Crittendon is in the cooler for attempted escape."
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"Rumors? What rumors? You heard something? Mm, nothing."
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"I'm being transferred. That's it. Is it not?"
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"We did make quite a team."
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"Transfer Colonel Crittendon back to Stalag 18 at once."
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"Colonel Hogan, just tell me one thing."
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"who was responsible for yesterday?"
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"Shh."
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"Bismarck, get out, you stupid dog. Raus."
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"( whimpering )"
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"Oh, Colonel Hogan."
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"You are Colonel Hogan?"
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"I'd be a fool to say no."
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"Right."
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"I am sorry."
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"It is just that I thought I would never feel safe again,"
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"not even for a moment."
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"Our house is your house."
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"It's fantastic."
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"Oh, I should not have come."
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"and they will find me."
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"Very thorough-- we Germans."
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"I've put your work in danger."
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"Baroness..."
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"Lili."
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"Baroness is behind me."
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"Lili. I like that."
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"Lili, our job right now is to get you out of Germany."
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"I will never get out."
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