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Clips from The Simpsons - Treehouse of Horror VII (S08E08)

"Homer, isn't it about time for the... you know."
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"Yeah, yeah. I'll go feed it."
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"- What's up there? - Yeah, is it a monster? What's the secret?"
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"No more questions. I work my butt off to feed you four kids, and all you do is-"
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"[Bart Yelps, Grunts]"
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"[Both Whimpering]"
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"[Lisa, Muffled] Bart, do you think it's safe?"
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"You went into the attic? [Gasps] I'm very disappointed and terrified."
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"Oh, my God, Marge. It's escaped!"
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"Yes, Doctor. It's what we've always feared:"
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"You don't forget a thing like..."
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"Siamese twins!"
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"and fed him a bucket of fish heads once a week."
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"- It saved our marriage. - You expect me to believe all this?"
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"We'll search out every place a sick, twisted, solitary misfit might run to."
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"- [Heavy Chain Rattles] - [Hugo Groans]"
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"You're here, aren't you?"
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"- [Screams] - [Thunderclap]"
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"- You're crazy. - Am I?"
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"Well, perhaps we're all a little crazy. I know I am."
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"- But you'll kill both of us. - No. It's easy."
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"- Here. - Hmm?"
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"You know, isn't it interesting..."
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"how the left, or sinister, twin is invariably the evil one?"
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"I had this theory that- Wait a minute."
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"Oh, don't look so shocked."
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"W-Well, chalk this one up to carelessness on my part."
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"Science has already proven the dangers of smoking, alcohol and Chinese food..."
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"- [Static Crackles] - Ow. What's that supposed to prove?"
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"Hmm, looks about the same."
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"Ah. Whoa."
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"Ooh, waffles."
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"Hey, these aren't waffles. These are just square pancakes."
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"So, how are my little Stone Age tub dwellers? Oh, my gosh."
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"[Laughing]"
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"- [Sirens Wailing] - [People Screaming]"
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"Oh! My poor little guys."
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"[Rocket Engine Blasts, Whines]"
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"- What the heck? Ah! Ow! - [Lasers Firing]"
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"It worked! The debigulator worked!"
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"- ## [Horn Fanfare] - [Crowd, Together] Hail Lisa."
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"You gave us life, and only your divine intervention can save us from the devil."
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"The devil is your brother?"
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"Uh, God? Hi. Bill Watson. I, uh, live in the clock building."
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"- Why do bad things happen to good people? - [Crowd Clamoring]"
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"Un-shrink you? Well, that would require some sort of a rebigulator..."
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"which is a concept so ridiculous it makes me want to laugh out loud and chortle, bleh-"
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"- [Crowd Yelling] - Help!"
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"Principal Skinner, wait! I created the universe."
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"[Muffled Yells]"
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"President Clin-ton. Excellent."
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"Set grid coordinates for Bob Dole."
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"- Well, night, everybody. - Good luck, Mr. Dole."
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"- Good luck next week. - What?"
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"Oh, no. Aliens, bio-duplication, nude conspiracies-"
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"What? Are you still here? I'm afraid we'll have to dispose of you."
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"At an appearance this morning, President Clinton made some rather cryptic remarks..."
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"which aides attributed to an overly tight necktie."
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"I am Clin-ton."
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"Either way, your planet is doomed. Doomed!"
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"- [Crowd Cheers] - Abortions for all."
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"If you can think of a simpler way, I'd like to hear it."
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"- My fellow Americans- - [Crowd Cheers]"
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"and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!"
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"Don't forget your stinkin' flag."
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"Hold on, guys. I'll help ya."
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"I am so mad at the Secret Service right now."
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"- Hey, who the hell are you? - I'm Homer Simpson, sir..."
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"Hmm, hmm, hmm. [Muttering] Uh, there."
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"I am looking forward to an orderly election tomorrow..."
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"[Both Chortling]"
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"Don't blame me. I voted for Kodos. D'oh!"
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"- [Clattering] - [Person Moans]"
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"[Footsteps Running]"
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"- Did you hear that, Bart? - Maybe it was just the cat."
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"Did you guys hear something moving around in the attic last night?"
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"Attic? Oh, that's silly. [Laughing Loudly]"
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"Seriously, though, don't ever go up there."
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"## [Singing Novelty Song]"
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"## [Whistling]"
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"- [Person Growls] - [Whimpering]"
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"- What? - Three. We have three kids, Homer."
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"Yeah. Three nosy kids."
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"And you know what happens to nosy kids who ask too many questions?"
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"- No, what? What does happen? Huh? - Does something happen to nosy kids who ask questions?"
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"Hurry up. Mom and Dad'll be home soon."
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"[Gasps] The unsold copies of Dad's autobiography."
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"Oh, my God, Bart. Look! [Gasps]"
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"[Chortling]"
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"[Both Yelling]"
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"[Bart, Muffled] I don't care. I can't breathe in here."
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"[All Gasping]"
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"See, Marge? Who needs a car wash when you can just drive around in the rain?"
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"[Together] Mom, Dad, we saw something in the attic!"
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"It's loose. Hugo is loose! See ya soon."
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"- Hmm? - Who or what is Hugo?"
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"Hmm. I'm afraid we haven't been entirely honest with you, Bart."
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"- You see, you have a brother. - So I have two brothers?"
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"Lisa, please! Yes, Bart. You have a twin brother."
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"You see, when you were born, there was... an irregularity."
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"- A monstrous irregularity. - [Thunderclap]"
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"I believe they prefer to be called conjoined twins."
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"And hillbillies prefer to be called sons of the soil, but it ain't gonna happen."
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"but unfortunately, one of them was... pure evil."
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"[Dr. Hibbert Narrating] A routine soul smear confirmed the presence of pure evil."
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"It was then I knew the only option was to separate you two immediately."
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"You'll both need to sign these. [Chuckles]"
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"[Dr. Hibbert Narrating] But what to do with poor Hugo?"
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"Too crazy for Boys Town, too much of a boy for Crazy Town."
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"The child was an outcast."
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"So we did the only humane thing."
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"We chained Hugo up in the attic like an animal..."
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"We've got to find Hugo."
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"- I'll start with Radio Shack. - Right."
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"Bart, you stay home and tape the hockey game."
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"Yes, Bart. I never left you."
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"- Wh-What do you want from me? - You'll see... after the surgery."
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"I went mad after they tore us apart, but I'll be sane... once I sew us back together."
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"Look. I've been practicing. I made a pigeon-rat."
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"- Let's get started. You wanna be on the right or the left? - [Yelps]"
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