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Clips from Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Doublemeat Palace (S06E06)

"No, it isn't. But now that you mention it, Buffy's is coming..."
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"Potestas."
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"What?"
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"Amy."
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"It's a gift. It's magic."
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"Completely legal."
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"Enjoy."
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"- Look what I found under the meat grinder. - My God."
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"- Wanna tell me what's going on? - I'm not sure."
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"Try again."
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"Well, there was an accident, maybe, six weeks ago. A grinder incident."
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"Right, but this isn't six weeks old. This is new."
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"It is? Well, maybe Gary did come in this morning or late last night."
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"Maybe there was an accident and he got himself to the hospital."
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"Meat process? Secret ingredient?"
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"Maybe Gary's on the grill. Or maybe he's under the pickle chips."
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"Buffy. Buffy."
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"Stop. Stop. Everybody, you have to stop."
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"Stop eating. No, you can't eat it."
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"Probably not the chickeny part. But who knows? Who knows?"
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"What about the cherry pie?"
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"You are fired."
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"Tell me more about Xander."
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"You keep asking about him. Do you think I'm making a mistake?"
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"- Do you? - No."
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"He's very kind and brave."
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"Sometimes it isn't easy, but he does."
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"Who told you that it isn't easy to love you?"
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"Well, I'll do something or say something"
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""It's incorrect for you to appreciate money so much""
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"or "Observe: here is how a real human would behave. ""
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"So he corrects you?"
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"Do you?"
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"OK, you have to stop doing that. I love Xander."
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"But I am. I mean, it's not like I'm hiding any deficiencies or anything."
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"I have absolutely no threes."
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"Go fish."
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"I couldn't find Willow. I knocked and knocked on her door."
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"Say, Buff, did you ever see Anya as a demon? Cos if that's it, whoa."
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"There's something wrong at the Double Meat Palace. Really wrong."
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"Have you been demon-fighting? Is that why you smell funny?"
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"No. I'm talking about..."
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"I try to get an ordinary job in a well-lit place..."
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"Blood and death and funky smells."
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"- Whose is that? - I don't know."
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"He didn't show up this morning. Except now I think he was there the whole time..."
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"as the secret ingredient."
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"We need to analyse that burger. We need to find out if it used to be people."
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"- People? - Xander, you ate the burger?"
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"First you say it's cat, then you come in, hand me a burger, blah blah blah."
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"I needed that burger to analyse it. Now I'm gonna have to get another one."
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"That's your problem with this scenario? You getting seconds?"
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"Late. Late. Sorry. I was reading for school."
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"Well, highlighting anyway. Anyway, late."
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"Yeah, you just missed the Gary burger."
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"You wouldn't want any. Apparently, the Double Meat Medley is people."
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"Bad."
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"I bet it's not even just this one time."
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"Or even this one town. There are Double Meat Palaces all over California."
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"- I've eaten there a lot. - Everyone has."
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"They get the meat for nothing and..."
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"and they have us disposing of the bodies. How sick is that?"
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"We need to bring down the whole corporation."
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"Will, Xander ate the burger. Is there any way for sure to figure out what it was?"
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"Yeah, I can start analysing it with science. Not... I can use science."
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"You ate it?"
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"We have the wrapper. There's little scribbles of meat on the wrapper."
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"You work on that. It's after closing, so I'm gonna go see what I can find out."
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"Cool. You go. We'll be good."
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"Are you OK?"
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"I'm just worried about Buffy. She could be walking into anything."
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"Manny?"
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"Manny?"
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"Guess you really were a lifer."
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"Don't need magic. Don't need it. Don't need it."
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"My friend Janice - her sister's a lawyer."
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"You think I should sue over the burger? That's interesting."
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"No, I just mean..."
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"Buffy's never gonna be a lawyer or a doctor, anything big."
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"She's a Slayer. She saves the whole world. That's way bigger."
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"But that means she's gonna have crap jobs her whole life, right? Minimum-wage stuff."
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"I could still grow up to be anything."
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"But for her, this is it."
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"OK, but maybe you'll be a lawyer or a doctor,"
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"and you can support your deadbeat sister."
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"That's terrifically better. Thanks."
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"- Guys, I think I've got it. - Good job, Will."
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"- Those aren't, like, potions, are they? - No. No potions."
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"It's not magic. It's chemistry. You can tell by how damn slow it is."
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"I made a solution that reacts to the proteins in human blood."
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"- We're doing chemistry. - So sorry I hurried."
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"Did your friend have a good time, and then leave?"
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"She's gone."
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"So, An, the way she looked, with the face..."
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"That wasn't what you used to look like, was it?"
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"Something wrong with that? Did you think she was unattractive?"
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"Is there any answer to that question that won't make you nuts?"
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"Halfrek was always considered to be a great beauty."
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"Well, hon, she was a little..."
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"There was some veininess."
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"Hold this."
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"I mean, I'll be able to look through the microscope and then see it."
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"You're not so perfect either,"
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"- What do you see? - There's no reaction."
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"God, no. There's no reaction."
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"- Which means it's not human. - It's not human."
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"- It's not human? - Well, is it demon meat?"
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"I mean, maybe someone's killing demons and using them as a cheap source of meat."
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"I'm opposed to using demon meat, no matter how much money it saves. Surprise you?"
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"Again, I say "Huh?""
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"No, I'm not sure what I'm seeing. Cellulose?"
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"There's something weird here."
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"Scalp?"
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"Wig."
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"Wig lady?"
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"Oh, dear."
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"I don't care for that."
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"I mean, I have to do something to hide this."
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"It's paralysing. Don't try to move, dear. You really can't, much."
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"You may want to flail your arms a bit while you still can."
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