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Clips from Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Doublemeat Palace (S06E06)

You've seen us in your city or small town,

"You've seen us in your city or small town,"

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ordered delicious food from our happy employees.

"ordered delicious food from our happy employees."

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But now you're seeing it all in a new way from behind the counter.

"But now you're seeing it all in a new way from behind the counter."

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I'm part of it.

"I'm part of it."

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- I'm part of it. - I'm a part of it, too.

"- I'm part of it. - I'm a part of it, too."

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but they're destined to become part of it as well.

"but they're destined to become part of it as well."

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So what happens when a cow and a chicken get together? That's a Double Meat Medley.

"So what happens when a cow and a chicken get together? That's a Double Meat Medley."

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Let's take a look now at the process of harvesting these two special meats.

"Let's take a look now at the process of harvesting these two special meats."

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Holy crap.

"Holy crap."

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.. washing your hands after each visit to the rest room.

".. washing your hands after each visit to the rest room."

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Follow these rules and you'll be a happy part...

"Follow these rules and you'll be a happy part..."

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- Interesting, isn't it? - Yes.

"- Interesting, isn't it? - Yes."

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Like how the cow and the chicken come together even though they've never met.

"Like how the cow and the chicken come together even though they've never met."

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It's like Sleepless in Seattle if Meg and Tom were, like, minced.

"It's like Sleepless in Seattle if Meg and Tom were, like, minced."

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Right. You mentioned that a couple of times when I filled out the application.

"Right. You mentioned that a couple of times when I filled out the application."

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Why do you want to work here, Buffy?

"Why do you want to work here, Buffy?"

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You seem like a sharp woman and there are a lot of other jobs.

"You seem like a sharp woman and there are a lot of other jobs."

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I kinda need money pretty quickly, like, today,

"I kinda need money pretty quickly, like, today,"

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so I didn't want a lengthy interview process.

"so I didn't want a lengthy interview process."

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And I figured this was probably the fastest way to...

"And I figured this was probably the fastest way to..."

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Because I wanted to be part of the Double Meat experience?

"Because I wanted to be part of the Double Meat experience?"

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Come on, let's take a tour.

"Come on, let's take a tour."

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Phillip, Timothy, this is Buffy. She's gonna work the counter.

"Phillip, Timothy, this is Buffy. She's gonna work the counter."

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Hi.

"Hi."

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- Emily? - Yeah.

"- Emily? - Yeah."

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What happened?

"What happened?"

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Whatever always happens.

"Whatever always happens."

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- You can use this one. - There's someone's stuff in there.

"- You can use this one. - There's someone's stuff in there."

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They must have left it. You can toss it or keep what you want.

"They must have left it. You can toss it or keep what you want."

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- Sure they're not coming back? - We have a lot of turnover here.

"- Sure they're not coming back? - We have a lot of turnover here."

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- Watch these two. - Are they gonna do something?

"- Watch these two. - Are they gonna do something?"

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They're solid. Follow their example and you won't go wrong.

"They're solid. Follow their example and you won't go wrong."

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- They're lifers. - Lifers?

"- They're lifers. - Lifers?"

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In it for life, like me. You wanna get something out of this, you'll do the same.

"In it for life, like me. You wanna get something out of this, you'll do the same."

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You put the work in, and 10 years from now you'll be where I am, I promise you.

"You put the work in, and 10 years from now you'll be where I am, I promise you."

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Congratulations. You're on the clock.

"Congratulations. You're on the clock."

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- They're all so identical. - Yeah.

"- They're all so identical. - Yeah."

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They all start to look the same to me, too.

"They all start to look the same to me, too."

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Yeah. Medley Meal number two - double-size it.

"Yeah. Medley Meal number two - double-size it."

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Drive-through's over there. High-pressure job. You won't need to go in there.

"Drive-through's over there. High-pressure job. You won't need to go in there."

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Over there's the grill, the fryers, the walk-in freezer.

"Over there's the grill, the fryers, the walk-in freezer."

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You don't need to go in there either.

"You don't need to go in there either."

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Those are locked.

"Those are locked."

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Now I wanna show you this.

"Now I wanna show you this."

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Look. The Double Meat Medley.

"Look. The Double Meat Medley."

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I know the Medley. It's just...

"I know the Medley. It's just..."

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the video was kind of graphic with the slaughter.

"the video was kind of graphic with the slaughter."

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A classic double-decker with a twist - a pure beefy patty above the mid-bun

"A classic double-decker with a twist - a pure beefy patty above the mid-bun"

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and a slice of processed chicken product below the mid-bun.

"and a slice of processed chicken product below the mid-bun."

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Plus pickles and the secret ingredient.

"Plus pickles and the secret ingredient."

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- Eat it. - You know, I had a big breakfast.

"- Eat it. - You know, I had a big breakfast."

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So what is the secret ingredient?

"So what is the secret ingredient?"

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It's a meat process.

"It's a meat process."

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Now I think it's time to start earning your money, don't you, Buffy?

"Now I think it's time to start earning your money, don't you, Buffy?"

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What's the deal with Manny the manager?

"What's the deal with Manny the manager?"

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And can I write a children's book called that?

"And can I write a children's book called that?"

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- Fill this while I get the fries. - Fill this?

"- Fill this while I get the fries. - Fill this?"

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I didn't know there was gonna be drug testing on this job.

"I didn't know there was gonna be drug testing on this job."

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You're funny. You better stop that.

"You're funny. You better stop that."

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- Why? - Productivity. One of Manny's watchwords.

"- Why? - Productivity. One of Manny's watchwords."

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"Levity is the time thief that picks the pocket of a company. "

""Levity is the time thief that picks the pocket of a company. ""

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I prefer "Manny's a humourless dolt who picks the pocket of he-should-bite-me. "

"I prefer "Manny's a humourless dolt who picks the pocket of he-should-bite-me. ""

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You really need to be quiet with that.

"You really need to be quiet with that."

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- Here you go. - Thanks.

"- Here you go. - Thanks."

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I'd like a small coffee and cherry pie.

"I'd like a small coffee and cherry pie."

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That's $1.92, ma'am.

"That's $1.92, ma'am."

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You hit so many buttons, it was like button-palooza.

"You hit so many buttons, it was like button-palooza."

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No, it's easy. Look. There are little pictures of the food on the buttons.

"No, it's easy. Look. There are little pictures of the food on the buttons."

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I hit the coffee button, then I hit the small button and then cherry pie.

"I hit the coffee button, then I hit the small button and then cherry pie."

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There's a picture of a little fried pie.

"There's a picture of a little fried pie."

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Then I hit the total button, I put the money in the drawer,

"Then I hit the total button, I put the money in the drawer,"

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I close it and it resets the system.

"I close it and it resets the system."

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A cocker spaniel could do it.

"A cocker spaniel could do it."

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Why don't you take the next one, the family? They're regulars.

"Why don't you take the next one, the family? They're regulars."

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- Hi. I'm new. - I come here every day.

"- Hi. I'm new. - I come here every day."

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- That's nice. - You really might make it, dear.

"- That's nice. - You really might make it, dear."

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Not like some of them, where suddenly you never see them again.

"Not like some of them, where suddenly you never see them again."

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- I can see you here for a long time. - That's great.

"- I can see you here for a long time. - That's great."

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Thank you.

"Thank you."

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Two number four Medley Meals, a Junior Medley,

"Two number four Medley Meals, a Junior Medley,"

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a Fisherman's Medley and a Kid's Meal.

"a Fisherman's Medley and a Kid's Meal."

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Plus three fries, a chocolaty shake and extra pickles on one of the Medleys.

"Plus three fries, a chocolaty shake and extra pickles on one of the Medleys."

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You don't need to be in there.

"You don't need to be in there."

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Sorry. I was just curious.

"Sorry. I was just curious."

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Theory number five: cat burgers.

"Theory number five: cat burgers."

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Hey, Buffy.

"Hey, Buffy."

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We're supporting your subsistence-level work. Bravo.

"We're supporting your subsistence-level work. Bravo."

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Thank you. This is cool of you guys.

"Thank you. This is cool of you guys."

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I don't know. I've waitressed before, but this is different.

"I don't know. I've waitressed before, but this is different."

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- When have you waitressed? - That summer in LA.

"- When have you waitressed? - That summer in LA."

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It was a diner and we had, you know, lots of people who didn't tip,

"It was a diner and we had, you know, lots of people who didn't tip,"

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and funny, funny health-code violations but it wasn't like it is here.

"and funny, funny health-code violations but it wasn't like it is here."

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I think there's something wrong here.

"I think there's something wrong here."

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- Will, are you OK? - Sorry. Yeah. Something's wrong?

"- Will, are you OK? - Sorry. Yeah. Something's wrong?"

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There's this manager, right.

"There's this manager, right."

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He's all scary and mysterious, you know. And there's the secret ingredient.

"He's all scary and mysterious, you know. And there's the secret ingredient."

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They just stare into space, plus they disappear.

"They just stare into space, plus they disappear."

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- Disappear "poof"? - No, not "poof". Well, I don't think so.

"- Disappear "poof"? - No, not "poof". Well, I don't think so."

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It's fast food. I have swum these murky waters, my friend.

"It's fast food. I have swum these murky waters, my friend."

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There's the assorted creepiness, staring, the enthusiastic not-showing-up-at-all.

"There's the assorted creepiness, staring, the enthusiastic not-showing-up-at-all."

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You're seeing demons where there's just life.

"You're seeing demons where there's just life."

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I didn't say demons. It's just a vibe. You guys still haven't seen this manager.

"I didn't say demons. It's just a vibe. You guys still haven't seen this manager."

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Well, isn't that him over there getting the pickles wet?

"Well, isn't that him over there getting the pickles wet?"

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- With the saddle shoes? - And glasses?

"- With the saddle shoes? - And glasses?"

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I don't know. Maybe it's just the video that creeped me out,

"I don't know. Maybe it's just the video that creeped me out,"

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with the cow and chicken all swirly together.

"with the cow and chicken all swirly together."

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Make me hungry, why don't you?

"Make me hungry, why don't you?"

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How's about one of those delicious Medley Meals?

"How's about one of those delicious Medley Meals?"

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OK, you got it. On me.

"OK, you got it. On me."

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Thanks.

"Thanks."

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She'll be fine once she settles into the routine. And by ordering, I'm helping.

"She'll be fine once she settles into the routine. And by ordering, I'm helping."

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- Getting a free meal? - Well, yeah.

"- Getting a free meal? - Well, yeah."

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If you like the food here, maybe we should get it for the reception.

"If you like the food here, maybe we should get it for the reception."

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- You're serving burgers? Cool. - Well, time is running very short.

"- You're serving burgers? Cool. - Well, time is running very short."

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but now that's all been blown to hell.

"but now that's all been blown to hell."

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Standing right here. Standing right exactly here.

"Standing right here. Standing right exactly here."

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Sorry. Didn't mean to tempt you.

"Sorry. Didn't mean to tempt you."

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Everyone's so delicate.

"Everyone's so delicate."

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Anyway, I still have to select the bridesmaids' dresses.

"Anyway, I still have to select the bridesmaids' dresses."

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Then there are the guests from the demon realm.

"Then there are the guests from the demon realm."

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