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Clips from Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Doublemeat Palace (S06E06)

"We're your arch nemesises... ses."
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"- I have a better idea. - Is it dangerous?"
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"I get Warren being the super-villainy type, but I thought Jonathan learned that lesson."
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"- I'm sensing a "not so completely". - She went in and..."
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"So Buffy went in, but they'd cleared out."
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"I mean, nerds."
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"This cow and chicken don't know it yet,"
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"of the Double Meat family for a long time."
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"I'm Manny the manager. It's not a joke. It's just my name."
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"What happened to the other one? Katherine?"
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"She's gone."
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"This is the kitchen - the beating heart of the Double Meat Palace."
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"No, not the employees. The chicken slices."
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"That's the dehydrated-pickle storage."
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"I'll just wait for..."
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"But it smells so good."
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"Hi. Welcome to the Double Meat Palace. May I help you?"
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"Excuse me. This button - does it look chocolaty to you?"
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"Curiosity killed the cat."
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"So, Buff, how's it going?"
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"And the people that work here, they're kind of strange, you know."
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"After Willow gave us the engagement party, I figured she'd help,"
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"Thus quoth Manny. There's no one here."
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"This'll make my day complete."
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"Yeah, and you chose to be in the consumer service profession, and I'm a consumer."
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"Damn fluorescent lights make me look dead."
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"Some demons love 'em. The way they vibrate makes the skin twitch."
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"I'll be fine."
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"Please don't make this harder."
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"Pull his card."
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"But I don't know how to grill."
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"People don't like variation."
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"nostrils."
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"You wanna look inside my ears?"
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"Buffy?"
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"An, that was Buffy. She's working late, so I might have to go..."
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"How are you? How are you?"
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"What?"
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"So this is it? This is gonna be your life from now on?"
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"It's your birthday."
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"Right. Maybe he's in the hospital."
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"It's not beef. It's people. The Double Meat Medley is people."
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"The meat layer is definitely people. It's people."
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"What are you doing? I thought you were part of the team."
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"And he has the sweetest smile and the nicest body, and he loves me."
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"and then he has to say stuff like..."
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"Well, no, it's just..."
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"Well, now I'm all confused. You think there's something wrong with..."
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"the way he treats me?"
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"Even though he thinks he knows better?"
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"- But he doesn't. He doesn't think that. - OK. I'm sorry. I was just curious."
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"You don't have to say another thing about it if you're not comfortable."
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"I call an emergency meeting, and this is it? Where's Willow? Anya?"
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"Anya's entertaining a vengeance demon named Hallie."
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"That's great. That's just great."
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"and, look, I'm right back where I started."
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"Look. Look what I found near the grinder."
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"It might be this guy named Gary, the only one who didn't seem all braindead."
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"What?"
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"Five minutes later "And by the way it happens to be..."
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"hot, delicious human flesh. ""
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"What are we doing? Let's jump right in. Did Xander say something about food?"
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"They've got the perfect deal - everyone expects high turnover of workers."
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"So we're pretty close to knowing for certain."
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"I'm here. I'm here."
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"OK. If the solution reacts to the proteins, then I'll be able to see it."
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"what with your strangely large upper arms and your tendency to criticise."
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"We've all heard of that."
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""Wig lady. " Is that what they call me?"
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"The paralysis spreads upward, by the way."
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"Double Meat workers."
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"You're so full of Double Meat burgers..."
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"I just love the paralysis."
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"It wasn't my fault. It was Amy's fault, but I feel so bad about it."
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"Missed me."
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"Buffy!"
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"You're telling me that you didn't have a genuine blast?"
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"I forgot a lot while you were failing to make me be not a rat."
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"So I guess it's true."
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"I'd really like to not be fired any more."
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"I want you to be shooting for this from here on out."
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"- Previously: - You never had it so good as me."
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"If you tell anyone about last night, I will kill you."
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"So you three have, what, banded together to be pains in my ass?"
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"You might've beaten us this time, Slayer, but next time..."
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"Maybe not."
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"- Amy? How've you been? - Rat. You?"
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"Dead."
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"It's nice having another magically inclined friend around."
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"It's too early to go home yet. What d'you wanna do?"
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"Let's get outta here."
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"Dawnie, I'm sorry."
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"- You could've killed her. - I need help."
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"No more spells. I'm finished."
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"There's some money stuff we have to talk to you about."
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"You're telling me I'm broke?"
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"- How bad is it? - Anya says pretty bad."
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"I've been giving that a lot of thought, actually, and I think I've figured it out."
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"I've never heard of this other guy."
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"You should have seen their headquarters. It was like the nerd natural habitat."
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"If we know where they are, let's do something."
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"We tried. Buffy was gonna go in and bust 'em on the spot."
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"Speaking of Buffy, isn't she ready? She'll be late for her first day."
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"Respect the narrative flow much?"
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"Please continue the story of failure."
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"And then she brought back the stuff that they left:"
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"some spell books, some parchments,"
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"a couple of rare things - charmed objects and a conjurer's harp."
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"And they had other stuff. Razor scooters, pictures of the Vulcan woman on Enterprise."
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"OK. See, this is why demons are better than people."
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"Interesting turn."
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"When I was a vengeance demon I caused pain and mayhem, certainly."
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"But I put in a full day's work doing it and I got compensated appropriately."
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"Welcome to today's episode of Go, Money! Go!I hear it daily."
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"Yep, for the rest of your life."
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"But supervillains want reward without labour to make things come easy. It's wrong."
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"Without labour there can be no payment, and vice versa. The country cannot progress."
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"The workers are the tools that shape America."
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"Good to know."
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"I was kind of feeling like a tool. And now I know why."
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