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Clips from The Mindy Project - Thanksgiving (S01E01)

"Hi, Josh. I'm Gwen."
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"but now all of a sudden, you do."
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"Look, I-I'm sorry."
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"I think I could be exclusive. I don't know."
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"prevent some adulteries from happening, but..."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"♪ And the piano sounds like a carnival ♪"
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"Yeah. [Mouse squeaks]"
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"Right."
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"Look like a cheetah."
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"♪ and they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar ♪"
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"♪ sing us a song, you're the piano man ♪"
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"(man) Go to bed."
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"(Mindy) When your boyfriend"
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"comes to your house to cook you dinner,"
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"to the next level."
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"It's like the guy version of the girl wearing"
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"Actually, if we go to a super bowl party,"
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"I didn't know you were such a cook."
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"Oh, it's nothing."
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"I travel a lot for work,"
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"so sometimes you have to get creative to eat well."
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"And a little sauce."
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"So now, you made everything on a panini press?"
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"Yeah. It's a lot of food."
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"It actually took six panini presses."
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"It's finished with a red bull glaze"
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"Yeah? Yep."
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"Cool, I feel like such a princess."
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"Yeah? Pretty good, huh?"
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"Was it... Did you get a bone?"
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"Hey, babe, this is disgusting. Okay."
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"I know it sounds like I'm angry because it was disgusting"
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"I don't know. Maybe all these years"
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"has left me legally taste-blind."
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"You know what? There's no shame in it."
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"I, too, cannot cook."
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"Ironically enough, my best friend, Gwen, asked me"
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"to come to her house and cook Thanksgiving dinner for her."
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"She broke her arm."
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"off the cluster?"
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"No, thank you."
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"Morgan's actually going to do the cooking."
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"A real caterer would cost me, like, 500 bucks,"
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"So you're spending the holiday with your male nurse."
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"I'll try."
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"You try to keep your hands off of your weird road hoochie."
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"when you're on your trip?"
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"No."
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"Josh, I honestly didn't mean to bring this up tonight,"
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"but I have to ask you, are we exclusive?"
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"Come on, that won't happen."
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"No, we can't discuss it then."
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"Josh, what's going on here?"
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"I think one of the 'nini presses"
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"blew a fuse."
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"So, uh, rain check on this convo, and..."
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"No, we are still having this conversation."
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"Oh, um, okay, got a little fire there."
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"Wait, what are you doing?"
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"No, don't come hide near me."
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"Fan it."
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"Put... No, take care of this."
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"I'm gonna take up a station over here."
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"No, Josh..."
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"You know what? Let's fight fire with fire."
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"but it's not that."
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"Is this, like, a matter of the heart or something?"
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"I'm sorry. I can just... I'm very intuitive,"
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"Little blondie?"
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"Oh."
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"So now he's out of town for a week,"
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"and I just feel like he's in some hot tub,"
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"you know, with strippers."
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"If that was me, I would be so exclusive with you,"
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"because there's pictures of dudes on them."
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"Thanks, Morgan."
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"I would chain you to my basement wall"
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"so you wouldn't see anyone but me."
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"Morgan, Morgan. No, too much."
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"'cause if he's not exclusies, you're not exclusies."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Yeah. I'm going to keep that in mind."
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"in your family's Thanksgiving festivities."
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"on her tour of hotel minibars in Atlantic city."
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"I'm telling you, Dr. Reed,"
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"my family isn't sophisticated like you and me."
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"I come from a long line of pretty lame people."
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"My ancestors financed the mayflower."
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"Besides, what's so terrible about your family?"
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"I'm still just a little kid to them."
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"The only other english person they know is my GPS lady."
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"(British GPS voice) Prepare to turn right in 1/2 mile."
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"[British accent] Thank you."
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"Oh, America."
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"Suit yourself."
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"Happy Thanksgiving, Dr. Castellano."
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"We don't want any."
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"[Laughs]"
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"(Gwen) He's been standing by the door"
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"for an hour, waiting to say that."
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"That was so good. Please, come in."
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"Hi, oh, thank you so much."
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"(Carl) Oh, shrimp!"
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"Whoa. Your home is amazing."
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"Do you mind if I ask how much you paid for it?"
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"I do, actually. I'm Carl."
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"And for the lady of the house, this is my vintage."
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"(Dennis) Hey, guys."
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"Dennis, oh, my God."
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"You all right? Easy, easy."
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"Socks and a hardwood floor... A recipe for disaster."
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"[Nervous laughter]"
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"Dennis, what are you doing here?"
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"Uh, my own stunts, apparently."
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"Speaking as a doctor, you should be dead."
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"But as a person, um, that was hilarious."
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"Oh, it didn't look super cool?"
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"I think you're in shock."
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"I'm going to try it again."
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