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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Mr. Santiago (S04E04)

"You'll be judged on voice,"
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"Captain Holt eating a marshmallow"
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"and it is so, so much, I think we should"
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"All right, Santiago, damn."
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"Sorry, it's just that"
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"on Mr. Victor Santiago."
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"Makes more sense. Dog food's not in the name."
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"What do you guys like better: classic bishop hat fold"
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"We won't let you do it, right, Amy?"
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"Some crap about you can't just disappear from your job"
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"I don't know what I'm gonna do."
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""Sorry, Travis, the answer's"
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"that had to retire from the force."
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"Ooh, PI, huh?"
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""I found out where your wife's been going tonight."
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""She's cheating on you."
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"PI license is like, two grand."
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"Have you successfully changed everything"
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"about yourself as planned?"
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"The Santiagos do. All of them."
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"Jake, nice to finally meet you."
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"- Oh, it's working. - What?"
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"Hi."
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"Oh, what about 45 down?"
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"Yeah, ugh, Amy is so bored of hearing me"
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"I mean, how would you list financial terms,"
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"Yeah."
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"Do you mind passing me those crab puffs?"
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"Yeah."
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"That was everything."
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"Well, Will Shorts isn't here."
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"Why would you do that?"
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"This is the big time."
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"I don't eat celery, hate the stuff."
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"They're basically the same thing."
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"Oh, I didn't. I brought it with me"
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"I guess if I had to pick one watch,"
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"All right, let's do this."
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"How is this different than eating a turkey"
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"It's called living in denial, you moron."
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"Go ahead, cut Nikolaj's throat."
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"Sarge, this must bother you too."
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"Sorry, but it's five against two."
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"No, where are you going?"
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"The apartment will run red with the blood of Nikolaj."
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"I've never seen it before."
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""Jake Peralta's Guide to Tricking Amy's Dad.""
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"There are good and bad types of tabs."
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"all of my case files, lot of photos."
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"First Essex Bank Heist."
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"Yes, I read that one."
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"But what I think happened there is,"
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"But, you know, the name of the company was "Russo and Sons,""
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"Sons? Oh, my God, the sons."
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"That's amazing."
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"And the Barracuda is gonna..."
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"It's really easy."
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"Now give us the bird."
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"Be free, fly away. Fly to freedom."
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"I set you up perfectly for that."
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"Captain, you seem upset."
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"And I took that belief, and I just dumped all over it."
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"Put the dog show on, at once."
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"It's in overtime."
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"my only girlfriend daughtering a jerk-dad."
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"It's Amy."
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"What's going on?"
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"in this equation. Well, this woman..."
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"I mean, I'm so sorry, you were making a totally"
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"- for my actions? - Enough."
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"I started this."
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"Shh, shh, shh, shh. The judge has made his decision."
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"Shut up!"
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"I just won 70 grand,"
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"Ladies and gentlemen, we are gathered here today"
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"to answer and age-old question."
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"Right, what's Amy's deal? She single?"
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"No, we're dating. Come on."
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"The question is:"
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"Who here does the best impression"
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"body language, and overall lack of flair."
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"Everyone will perform the same scenario:"
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"for the very first time."
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"Let the Holt-off begin!"
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"What is this glutinous monstrosity before me?"
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"The sugar in this is quite sweet."
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"Ooh, mm-hmm, mm-hmm-hmm-hmm!"
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"That's your Holt impression?"
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"I can hear him doing that."
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"Looks like a sticky pillow."
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"I don't care for it. Classical music."
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"What's going on here? What are you doing?"
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"Captain, hey, nothing, just eating some marshmallows."
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"Hmm. Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm!"
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"I knew it!"
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"That concludes our briefing."
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"And now, on a personal note,"
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"I have some thoughts about Beyoncé's "Lemonade""
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"- I'd like to share. - Oh, my God, sir,"
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"as much as I want to hear those thoughts,"
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"probably let Amy speak."
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"Oh, Santiago, the floor is yours."
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"Thank you. Okay, here's everyone's"
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"itineraries for Thanksgiving at my place."
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"I know a lot of your families are out of town,"
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"and you just want to relax, but I think we'll all enjoy"
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"ourselves more if we rigidly stick to the schedule."
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"Whoa, did you assign us individual bathroom break times?"
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"Keep asking questions about it, Sarge,"
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"and your slot is after Scully's."
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"It's your toilet."
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"my dad is coming into town, and he can be a little uptight."
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"Uh-oh, Santiago's calling someone uptight."
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"That can't be good."
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"He's not crazy. He's just the kind of guy"
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"according to serial number."
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"Yeah. That kind of guy."
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"Boyle, are you set on the turkey?"
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"This year's bird will be as moist as..."
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"- Nope. - As juicy as..."
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