Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from King of the Hill - Keeping Up with Our Joneses (S01E01)

"[Scrubbing]"
King of the Hill
"HANK: This grout is supposed to stay white for 20 years."
King of the Hill
"Don't you know not to barge in here when I'm in the shower?"
King of the Hill
"For goodness sakes, Hank, you are fully clothed."
King of the Hill
"HANK: Ladybird, didn't Luanne make you look pretty?"
King of the Hill
"Pretty dog. Who's a pretty dog?"
King of the Hill
"BOBBY: Great! Now all we need are five more of those..."
King of the Hill
""of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police.""
King of the Hill
"[Knocking]"
King of the Hill
"BOBBY: Quick! Pull the knob!"
King of the Hill
"Is someone in there? Is this john occupied?"
King of the Hill
"PEGGY: Bobby, smoking is a nasty, filthy habit!"
King of the Hill
"Just 'cause you grew up in a trailer and your mama's in prison..."
King of the Hill
"If you want, you can read a bloated government report on smoking..."
King of the Hill
"like some kind of European Nazi in a movie?"
King of the Hill
"Whatever you do, you should do right, even if it's something wrong."
King of the Hill
"[Inhales]"
King of the Hill
"Slow like that."
King of the Hill
"Yep, no two ways about it. Smoking is a filthy, disgusting habit."
King of the Hill
"Well, it wasn't as bad for you back then."
King of the Hill
"That's what I wanted to hear. Good job, son."
King of the Hill
"[Vomiting]"
King of the Hill
"When you're finished, you wanna get that with a hose?"
King of the Hill
"You don't talk it into working right..."
King of the Hill
"you have to take it out back and flush it clean."
King of the Hill
"[Jazzy instrumental music]"
King of the Hill
"Is it about Bobby and that cigarette today?"
King of the Hill
"You stunt his growth, he will stay that way!"
King of the Hill
"I think I might have left the blender on."
King of the Hill
"[Dog barking]"
King of the Hill
"[Groaning]"
King of the Hill
"And times got hard after NAFTA sent the pinata jobs north."
King of the Hill
"[Enrique muttering in Spanish]"
King of the Hill
"[Laughing]"
King of the Hill
"How do you like that?"
King of the Hill
"Don't let it worry you, Peggy."
King of the Hill
"Sometimes you just gotta relax..."
King of the Hill
"Hank! What are you doing?"
King of the Hill
"But we haven't smoked for 12 years."
King of the Hill
"[Soft 1970s music]"
King of the Hill
"Hank, there is a tile in the bathroom..."
King of the Hill
"Really? Well, I better check that out."
King of the Hill
"And I looked at it..."
King of the Hill
"If it's so dirty, go clean it! And if it's clean, you can shut up!"
King of the Hill
"Hey, I've got an idea!"
King of the Hill
"Y'all gonna light up like that, man, it'll treat y'all like a dang old junkie!"
King of the Hill
"Oh, Hank, I thought you gave that up."
King of the Hill
"Smoking."
King of the Hill
"[Band playing jazz]"
King of the Hill
"[Gasps]"
King of the Hill
"[Smoke alarm ringing]"
King of the Hill
"What's going on in here?"
King of the Hill
"What we do is none of your business! I told you not to smoke!"
King of the Hill
"I cannot believe that you're all smoking!"
King of the Hill
"of war in Vietnam every day?"
King of the Hill
"BOBBY: Hey, that's my rug."
King of the Hill
"Bill, what are you doing here?"
King of the Hill
"Oh, no! How long have you been addicted to cigarettes?"
King of the Hill
"I tell you what you need to do, you need to take a 13th step..."
King of the Hill
"Here's to three of the bravest individuals in all of Arlen!"
King of the Hill
"My God! Are you still talking?"
King of the Hill
"Drop. Drop it."
King of the Hill
"Bobby, the patch goes on your shoulder!"
King of the Hill
"[Thunder rumbling]"
King of the Hill
"Uncle Hank's clean. He's gonna be okay."
King of the Hill
"Oh, yeah? Good job. Well done. So proud."
King of the Hill
"PEGGY: Unlock this door right now!"
King of the Hill
"I'm crating y'all in like an unruly dog!"
King of the Hill
"Women and children first. I take the first puff."
King of the Hill
"Bobby here gets the second."
King of the Hill
"You know, like the old days, before he came along!"
King of the Hill
"This is happening too fast. I just don't know."
King of the Hill
"No!"
King of the Hill
"[Thunderclap]"
King of the Hill
"Well, look at us. At each other's throats."
King of the Hill
"[Bobby moaning]"
King of the Hill
"LUANNE: Hey, Bobby! Over here!"
King of the Hill
"This is your lungs on air. This is your lungs on smoke."
King of the Hill
"It'll stunt your growth all over. End up in a dang old hospital bed..."
King of the Hill
"Y'all talk about oral gratification."
King of the Hill
"All that dang. It's gonna give you a low sperm count, man."
King of the Hill
"What's it been? 17, 18?"
King of the Hill
"HANK: Peggy, where's that receipt? LUANNE: Uncle Hank!"
King of the Hill
"[Screams]"
King of the Hill
"Just look at Ladybird."
King of the Hill
"Get that stuff off of her. She looks like Fran Drescher."
King of the Hill
"I didn't put it on. Your dog ate all my cruelty-free makeups."
King of the Hill
"Honey, calm down. If she tries it again, you just give her..."
King of the Hill
"a little tap on the fanny with a rolled-up newspaper."
King of the Hill
"I spent extra money to buy cruelty-free! I'll do a lot more than "tap" her!"
King of the Hill
"[Junk rattling]"
King of the Hill
"an engine, four wheels, some kind of frame..."
King of the Hill
"Hey, look what I found."
King of the Hill
"A Manitoba 100."
King of the Hill
""The official cigarette of..."
King of the Hill
"Wow!"
King of the Hill
"I never had one of those."
King of the Hill
"You ever had any cigarette?"
King of the Hill
"Well, no. How about you?"
King of the Hill
"Only secondhand from my dad."
King of the Hill
"You wanna spark it?"
King of the Hill
"BOYS: Now! Now!"
King of the Hill
"[Speaking Spanish]"
King of the Hill
"BOBBY: Si."
King of the Hill
"Bobby? Is that you?"
King of the Hill
"[Groans]"
King of the Hill
"PEGGY: Do you want to lose a lung?"
King of the Hill
"If you do, I am sure there is another boy out there who'd take it in a second!"
King of the Hill
"Didn't you read this? "Cancer. Heart disease. Emphysema.""
King of the Hill
"I thought those were the ingredients."
King of the Hill
"PEGGY: Do not be a smart mouth, young man! I gave up smoking..."
King of the Hill
"so you'd be free of birth defects, and this is how you repay me?"
King of the Hill
"Yeah! You don't know how hard it is to quit!"
King of the Hill
"Your mother and I went through hell trying to..."
King of the Hill
"Hey, don't recline-o-mite while I'm talking to you!"
King of the Hill
"Only trailer trash smoke nowadays! Do you want to look like trailer trash?"
King of the Hill
"That's not fair! I don't smoke!"
King of the Hill
"PEGGY: Luanne!"
King of the Hill
"Lord. Hank, you finish this."
King of the Hill
"Honey, you are not trash."
King of the Hill
Show more clips