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Clips from BoJack Horseman - Escape from L.A. (S02E02)

"-No. -Then go ahead."
BoJack Horseman
"Guy goes into the doctor's office. Says, "Doctor, it hurts when I do this.""
BoJack Horseman
"You know what the doctor says?"
BoJack Horseman
"-"Don't do that." -Yeah."
BoJack Horseman
"-That's actually... good advice. -And you know what else?"
BoJack Horseman
"What?!"
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"[BoJack laughs]"
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"[both moan]"
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"[Charlotte gasps]"
BoJack Horseman
"-I think you got the wrong idea. -Let's go."
BoJack Horseman
"-Let's get out of here right now. -No, BoJack."
BoJack Horseman
"You and me, this is real."
BoJack Horseman
"-You know this is real. -My husband is right upstairs."
BoJack Horseman
"I don't care about your husband. All that matters is us."
BoJack Horseman
"-Don't do this, BoJack. -I know you feel it, too."
BoJack Horseman
"So many times in my life I've done the wrong thing,"
BoJack Horseman
"but this is the right thing,"
BoJack Horseman
"and I have never been more sure of anything."
BoJack Horseman
"I've wasted so much time sitting on my hands"
BoJack Horseman
"and imagining what could have been."
BoJack Horseman
"Tell me you don't feel the same. Tell me you haven't thought about it."
BoJack Horseman
"-I think you should go. -Okay."
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"-Tomorrow. -Charlotte--"
BoJack Horseman
"And you just roll into my life like a hurricane."
BoJack Horseman
"Why? Because we knew each other for five minutes 30 years ago?"
BoJack Horseman
"-I don't know you. -You do."
BoJack Horseman
"I don't. And you don't know me."
BoJack Horseman
"No, please. These last few months have been amazing."
BoJack Horseman
"-I love you, your family and this town. -Stop."
BoJack Horseman
"-I never wanted to hurt-- -BoJack--"
BoJack Horseman
"I'm sorry I kissed you. I shouldn't have. We can pretend it didn't happen."
BoJack Horseman
"-Everything can go back to normal, but-- -No, no, stop. No."
BoJack Horseman
"Please, don't make me go back to L.A."
BoJack Horseman
"I don't care where you go, BoJack, but I can't have you around here."
BoJack Horseman
"You make me too sad."
BoJack Horseman
"Okay."
BoJack Horseman
"What are you doing here?"
BoJack Horseman
"I know what I want, BoJack."
BoJack Horseman
"Go to bed, Penny."
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"[sighing]"
BoJack Horseman
"Wait, what?"
BoJack Horseman
"[clattering from inside]"
BoJack Horseman
"[Penny whispering] Shh, shh, shh. Quiet, quiet, quiet."
BoJack Horseman
"-No. -Mom."
BoJack Horseman
"-Charlotte. -Penny, go to your room."
BoJack Horseman
"-We didn't even do anything. -Now, Penny."
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"[Penny crying]"
BoJack Horseman
"-Charlotte, I am so sorry-- -Don't. Don't you dare."
BoJack Horseman
"If you are not out of my driveway in 30 minutes, I will call the police."
BoJack Horseman
"And if you ever try to contact me or my family again,"
BoJack Horseman
"I will fucking kill you."
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"[♪♪]"
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"[can crunches]"
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"[grunts]"
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"[Diane] Hey."
BoJack Horseman
"Hey."
BoJack Horseman
"You're still here?"
BoJack Horseman
"Yep, still here."
BoJack Horseman
"♪ Back in the '90s ♪"
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"♪ I was in a very famous TV show ♪"
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"-♪ I'm BoJack the horse ♪ -♪ BoJack! ♪"
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"♪ BoJack the horse Don't act like you don't know ♪"
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"♪ And I'm trying to hold onto my past ♪"
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"♪ It's been so long I don't think I'm gonna last ♪"
BoJack Horseman
"♪ I guess I'll just try And make you understand ♪"
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"♪ That I'm more horse than a man ♪"
BoJack Horseman
"♪ Or I'm more man than a horse ♪"
BoJack Horseman
"♪ BoJack! ♪"
BoJack Horseman
"♪ And they've got some kids ♪"
BoJack Horseman
"so unless you know any other adults..."
BoJack Horseman
"unless it's an emergency,"
BoJack Horseman
"Okay, fine."
BoJack Horseman
"[Penny] Rachel heard from Ray-Ray and the Bean"
BoJack Horseman
"I'll get out of the car and be like, "That's so funny."
BoJack Horseman
"if you go to a boat show and don't come back with a boat."
BoJack Horseman
"-Mind if I get on top of her? -Knock yourself out."
BoJack Horseman
"Listen, I--"
BoJack Horseman
"If anyone asks, tell them we left the dance early,"
BoJack Horseman
"[Penny laughs]"
BoJack Horseman
"I have worked very hard to build this life for myself."
BoJack Horseman
"Let me see."
BoJack Horseman
"It's buffering."
BoJack Horseman
"and that'll make him super jealous."
BoJack Horseman
"-That's not true. -I don't know what time it is."
BoJack Horseman
"Just kidding. [chuckles]"
BoJack Horseman
"-I thought Alison F. was your best friend. -That was like three best friends ago."
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"I need you to be 100 percent with me here."
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"[Penny gasps]"
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