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Clips from BoJack Horseman - Escape from L.A. (S02E02)

"That's what they never tell you"
BoJack Horseman
"until it's too late. You don't have to be here."
BoJack Horseman
"Yeah, is right. Society is everywhere."
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"-Society. -Well, what else are we gonna do?"
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"Is that a lyric from that "Do the BoJack" song?"
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"Just get in the car."
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"[Penny] Wow. That is so beautiful."
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"[Maddy burps]"
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"Hey, you wanna climb up on the water tower?"
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"We could see the whole city."
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"Yeah, I wanna go."
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"-[Maddy vomits] -Oh."
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"Oh, careful there, Maddy."
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"Actually, I'm gonna stay right here."
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"This is nice."
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"[both grunting]"
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"I don't know. It just came to me."
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"I'm really glad we left that stupid prom,"
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"but I'm kind of bummed we didn't get to dance."
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"Well, you wanna dance?"
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"Yes, hold on."
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"Got it, okay."
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"[pop ballad playing haltingly over phone]"
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"Buffering still, buffering."
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"This night has been... so perfect."
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"You know, you look just like your mother."
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"[Pete] Guys?"
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"I think you should come down here."
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"She's still breathing, but she won't wake up."
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"She just had too much to drink. Take her back to your place."
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"-She can spend the night. -Maddy, come on."
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"and she died of alcohol poisoning, man."
BoJack Horseman
"I really think we should get Maddy to a hospital, to a hospital."
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"Did you see what I did there? That's why they call me Pete Repeat."
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"BoJack, what do we do?"
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"[tires screech]"
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"-Society. -Careful."
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"-Lock the wheels. -Watch her head."
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"Maddy's gonna be just fine. They'll know what to do here."
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"Pete, you're in charge."
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"-Penny and I are gonna take off. -What?"
BoJack Horseman
"and you don't know where Maddy got the whiskey."
BoJack Horseman
"Why?"
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"It's one thing if a bunch of kids get drunk on prom night,"
BoJack Horseman
"but if there's an adult there, I was supposed to be responsible,"
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"and then the whole thing feels kind of creepy."
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"Are you sure she's gonna be okay?"
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"-I don't know, BoJack. -Pete."
BoJack Horseman
"I'm the adult here, and I need you to listen to me."
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"Penny and I left early. You don't know who gave Maddy whiskey."
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"Are we clear on this?"
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"Uh..."
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"Just listen to him. He knows what he's doing."
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"It's gonna be okay. Where did Maddy get the alcohol from?"
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"[Maddy groaning]"
BoJack Horseman
"I... I don't know."
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"And what happened to your friends BoJack and Penny?"
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"[sighs] They left early."
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"See, that's not so hard."
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"You're doing the right thing. Don't forget that."
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"[Pete sighs]"
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"-Okay. -Is it okay?"
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"Or "okay" okay?"
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"-Uh... "okay" okay. -All right, that's what I thought."
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"[tires screech]"
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"-She's gonna be okay, right? -She'll be fine."
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"It's a part of growing up."
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"And we did the right thing back there, you think?"
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"I... [sighs] Look, sometimes when you're an adult,"
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"the right thing isn't always the best thing."
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"Well..."
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"I had a really good time tonight."
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"Even with all the craziness."
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"This was really special."
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"You know, everyone always treats me like a kid."
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"You're the first grown-up I've ever met who actually treats me like..."
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"you know, a person."
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"So, thanks. Mwah."
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"-Well, you're welcome, Penny. -Mm--"
BoJack Horseman
"-Whoa, Penny, come on. -If you want to do it, I'm ready."
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"I have condoms in my room. I can put one on with my mouth."
BoJack Horseman
"With your mouth? What kind of health class--?"
BoJack Horseman
"Look, you are an amazing person, but you're 17."
BoJack Horseman
"Which is the legal age of consent in New Mexico."
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"Okay, that's not--"
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"And I didn't drink tonight, so everything's totally legal."
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"-Penny, no. -It's okay. I want this."
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"No, you think you do, but..."
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"You don't know what you want."
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"Oh, God. [sniffs]"
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"This is so dumb."
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"-No, Penny, don't-- -I'll see you tomorrow."
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"[sighs]"
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"Hey."
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"-What'd you do with my daughter? -She had a big night."
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"She was falling asleep on the ride home. Where are the boys?"
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"Trip's at a friend's house and Kyle's asleep."
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"-You know you can get your own, right? -Hey, do you remember that time"
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"you, me and Herb let those balloons go over Studio City?"
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"Oh, yeah. Didn't we attach glow sticks to them or something?"
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"-Yeah. -Ooh. That was really bad"
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"for the environment."
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"-True, but-- -A seagull could've choked"
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"It was a fun night."
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"We had a lot of fun nights."
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"Before you left town, you told me L.A. was a tar pit."
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"-Do you remember? -Oh, God."
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"I said so many things when I was young. I thought I was so deep."
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"-Well, do you still think it's true? -Do I think L.A. is a tar pit?"
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"No."
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"-Me? -No, not "you" you."
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"I'm just saying, like..."
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"It doesn't matter where you are, it's who you are,"
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"and that's not gonna change whether you're in California"
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"or Maine or New Mexico."
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"You know, you can't escape... you."
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"[Charlotte sighs]"
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"-I don't know what to do, Charlotte. -About what?"
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"-And hurting people. -Well..."
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"-Can I tell you a joke? -Is it a long joke with no punch line?"
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